Anticlimactic

Nothing really interesting happened in school today.

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Or at home either.

Grammy came over to watch Mom and wait for the docs to call so she could go with her when she got her ultrasound but gee, they didn't even call.

Assholes.

I swear almost every doctor pisses me off royally.

ily.

Halloween Party!

Saturday night I went to Miss. JackiePeaches Halloween Party!

Got there early with Ed and Tom and we helped set up.

Ed dressed as a bunny and Tom as a warrior dude.

Andy went all out. He wrote 'book' on his face and went as...you guessed it, Facebook.

=p

Mike made a T-shirt that said LIVE so he was a 'live mic'.

Jacike was Pinky from Pacman and I was Ms. Packman.

Cynthia was Matilda, and Jackie's cousin Carly was a Devil and her boyfriend wore black clothes and a kick ass Jack Skellington hat.


That was pretty much the group for awhile until we went trick or treating.

After that Jackie wanted to play a game with toilet paper. I hugged her because I wanted to be on her team and suddenly we were attacked and wrapped together in the 2 roles of toilet paper instead. =p

We also played a game where we had to suck on suckers and pass a life saver from sucker stick to sucker stick. =p

Then the rest of the gang came over!

Tom, Max, and Jon (Carly's bf) had a competition to see who could stick the most big marshmallows in their mouth.

In the end, Max got 12, Jon 15, and Tom 16. I got 11! =p

Rest of the time we pretty much just talked and goofed around.

My Dad came dressed in a Scream mask and holding an ax and walked in screaming. He was kinda disappointed no one was really scared but I was glad he came anyways. =p

Watched SNL and then went right to sleep. Got up early and helped Grandpa clean leaves in his yard and went to see Grandma in the hospital. Even though she's going into rehab tomorrow, if you were to put her sleeping next to a corpse, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. She's so thin and her arms are all black and blue from the IV's.

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10 more day's until The Boss! I'm worried/excited!

Tomorrow is Monday, sometimes I wish we had 3 day weekend. =p

ily.

*Cough*

Jeez, everyone is getting sick. Friends are sick, family is sick. Hell, even I've been sick for the past week. They shut down University school for a week too because so many kids were out sick.

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Nothing very exciting happened during school today.

But after school I did have a blonde moment.

So I go to Kohl's to get an application. After finding the customer service desk they refused to give me an application because I was 16 and now 17.

But here's the fun part.

When I walk out the door to the parking lot again I notice something....

The car isn't there.

At first I thought it was the normal, hey you're in the wrong row but as I started looking around, I couldn't see it still.

Next I tried hitting the unlock button, hoping the lights would flash and attract my attention. However, no lights either.

Kinda think of it, none of the cars looked like mine.

I called my Mom up and asked how to turn the panic alarm off on the car once you press the button (so I didn't look like a moron when I hit it to find the car and not being able to shut it down) and she asked me why I needed to.

I told her I couldn't find the car and I took a deep breath and pressed the panic button on the keys...

No alarm. No ringing. No nothing.

Naturally I started freaking a little and thinking the worst.

But Mom came to the rescue!

You see, I hardy ever shop at Kohl's (wonder why I wanna work there huh? =p) thus, I don't know the layout all that well.

So when my Mother asked me "Well, are you in the right parking lot?"...well...yeah.

Turns out there are two parking lots that look exactly the same.

.....

But the car was in the other one!!

Tonight everyone (except Dad) is sick in the house, and he's going out of town tomorrow. So I'm going to take care of Mommy and JJ tomorrow.

I'm sensing a pajama 'party'?

ily.

We Are The Champions, My Friend

Guess which varsity girls golf team won the conference championship?

Nordonia's!

Guess who is going to bed?

Me.

ily.

Homecoming 09

Was a blast.

I actually started dancing as soon as we got into the gym which was something I never did in the years before.

And here are the lovely pictures my Dad managed to take:







I think that last one is a keeper. =p

Despite the fact of me hating this year it made it seem somewhat better.

But only somewhat.

May I also say that the lovely woman and dear friend dressed all pretty in pink did my hair?

She's a talented little devil. >=)

(Also note that the man with the brown hair wasn't looking at the camera in any of the pictures. Shame on you Ryan. =p)

After homecoming Andeth, Ryan, Jackie, Mike, Billy, Dev, Gerber, Tom and Ed all came back to my house for some pool, video games and chicken fries! =D

Gerber did some magic tricks too and Tom was good at pool (Andeth and Mike had already impressed upon me their skills last year. =p)

That's about all for now. Too tired to blog anything else. =x

ily.

Friday Night Lights

First home game of the year!! =D

Had a pep-rally at the school for all the varsity fall sports. The cheerleaders didn't make the girls golf team a paper banner to run though.

Bitches...

=x

Then we had dance offs between each sport's team and the boys and girls golf team got the chicken dance! Mya, Jenna, and me went out for the girls team and kicked ass! xD

Golf practice was very bad today since we were all pumped. We kept hitting all the balls waaay too hard and getting like, 5's on every hole (we should be getting 3's or lower so that's very bad).

So, to try and improve our game coach decided to bribe us. He said that if all 6 of us got a total score 20 or under he'd buy us all frostys from Wendy's.

Not even a fucking frosty could save our game.

So then coach changed it up. If we get 20 or under we get frostys. But if we get over WE have to buy HIM Chipotle.

We kept on getting 20's then.

But we had lots of fun, we were screaming and jumping up and down and everything. =p

Hurried up and got ready for the football game. Ryan picked me up after Andeth and then we got Jackie and headed to Apple Bee's! Food was very yummy. =)

Got to the game and had tons of fun with everyone. Larry even came back too (he had moved)!

Played a prank on Caramel and then left towards the end of the 4th quarter; this time with Ryan's little brother Eric as well (he's in 8th grade and funny as hell =p).

Went to Giant Eagle to see if they had any doughnuts left. While walking in Jackie and I spotted this little kid in a shopping cart.

Upon this discovery we completely ditched the guys and ran over to ask the little kid's Dad if we could hug him because he was the most adorable thing we'd ever seen!

His name was Evan, and he was 15 months old!

=)

Ended up going to Wal Mart for doughnuts and ate them at Jackie's house.

Cleaned my room a bit when I got home and then got my stuff ready for Valley Voyages.

6:30 rolled around and in my fear of being late to the school I cut the 20 minute driving time there in half.

Kayaking was very fun! My arms feel great too. =p

I'm really sure everyone had lots of fun because I know I sure did.

Still, nothing can beat this VV trip.

Ah, seagulls. =p

ily.

Day Off

Ah, today was a lovely day off (and we still have one more to go!). =D

In the end Jackie, Ryan, Andeth and I all got together and had a picnic in the park!

Then after that we headed to my place for dinner (yes I know, after we just ate basically =p).

Everyone enjoyed the food (I hope) and seems to have a good time.

We played Nazi Zombies and Jackie and I huddled in a ball next to Andeth because of how high it is on the creepy scale. After that we watched "Without A Paddle", one of Ryan's favorite movies. =)

Spent at good hour and a half just laying around talking and getting fat off of my mom's chocolate chip cookies before it was time for everyone to leave. =p

Golf practice at 3 tomorrow. =)

ily.

Ash and Jay Day! (Plus Love List)

Cyrus came over for a bit to visit, other than that JJ and I spent the whole day together! =D

First we danced crazily to the ring tones on our celly's because we were bored and then I decided that we were going to go to the park so I can try and get some pictures for my photo class.

In the end I didn't but we drove around that then ended up at Network Video and bought Sweeny Todd! =)

Had dinner at Panini's and then visited with Jackie, Anthony, Double D, and his wife (who's name I never caught =x) for awhile.

After heading to Giant Eagle to get Mom some things for dinner tomorrow, watched the movie, and then headed to bed.

All in all, it was a pretty good day. =)

Also, I'm going to break another promise and have to try and do Jackie's assignment tomorrow.

It's 2 in the morning and I've come up with 6 out of 10 things in the last 3 hours. I will not post it up until it's finished.

ily.

Beep beep! Hoot hoot!

So I got my license yesterday!

On the way there I freaked out at my Mom for starting a cigarette in the car and I threw it out the window.

She wasn't exactly happy about that... =p

When we got there I parked and went inside. The lady at the desk asked me for my temps. and license plate number (which I know, hahaha!) and then she asked me where the car was parked.

So what do I answer?

"Oh, um, in the parking lot." *points*
"Well yeah, I kind of figured that..."

Guess I was still a little nervous/excited. =p

After the chaos of getting JJ out of the car and racing around to the front the driver lady checked the car to make sure it was legal to be on the road, and then got in and I was off to do my maneuverability.

She told me to go on the right side, and I did and then that was it. This whole time I thought you had to go through both sides. =p

The actual driving portion was simple. Despite the road being small, with no edge or center lines, and 25mph I did great! =D

Failed at trying to make a little humors small talk with the instructor. She was like my Dad's GPS (which we call Lola) the way she gave me directions. =p

After that I parked, passed and went in to get my license.

As we were leaving JJ very loudly stated that I was the shortest person in the whole room....

....

Everybody looked down to see.

Blah. =p

Mom wanted to take me to Red Lobster to celebrate, I didn't want to go but she was all excited so in the end we went and came home with a ton of left over food.

Drove over to Andeth's house to drop off the cones for him to practice with and then headed on over to the Twist and Shake to see Jackie and Sandy.

It was weird driving alone. Although I've done it a lot before I guess I felt a little....safer? I guess since I was legal and all.

Retrieved some banana's for them so they could continue making their Sunday's and then I was off for home to study and do homework.

In the middle of it JJ calls me and tells me to come downstairs and on the deck. So I do and I find my Dad out there making this weird noise over and over again.

Why?

There were screech owls (at least that's what he said what they were) in the trees in our backyard and every time he called out to them, they called back.

Thus, my Dad can speak bird.

Had a 'panic attack' around 3 in the morning because I couldn't find Melvin before going to sleep. =p

School was...bleh.

Math class was so boring that I fell so asleep I had some weird dream.

That class tires me out the whole day because it's so uninteresting... *sigh*

English was alright today.

For photo Mr. Naujoks wants us to take 25 pictures or more over the weekend. I'm actually gonna put some of the one's I've taken in the past that I really love too along with more current ones. =p

Here's one that's really cute:



My dog Shannon is on the left and that little guy on the right is (what JJ and I dubbed as) Little Peanut Butter!

I love how Shannon is all like "What the fuck is this thing?? DEFENSE MODE!" and Peanut Butter is all like "Oooooh, biiiiig doggie!"

At least that's how I interpenetrated it...

I miss him. ^-^

For once I picked up Ryan and drove him to the Twist and Shake. I also got Jackie a pizza. =)

Watched part of Cloverfield before JJ wanted to stop and go upstairs.

I figured I'd take the time to go blog. =)

Jackie, I'll do your 'assignment' tomorrow! Promise!

ily.

This Whole 'School Thing'

Is seriously cutting into my blogging time.

For now I will give you in one sentence the events of today:

I got my license and my Dad spoke bird.

Yes.

Things that make ya go "Hmmmmmmm..."

More details tomorrow! =D

ily.

After Staying Up (Way) Late...

I finished all the homework that would have been assigned tonight last night, got through the school day, did well at practice, and practiced some more driving.

All in time to play Nazi Zombies (a.k.a Call of Duty: World At War) with JJ.

And let me tell you.

That game?

Fucking. Creepy.

<3

ily.

Fuck School, Golf, and Driving. I'd Rather Be Stupid, Unskilled, and Have No License.

My brother texted me 5 minutes ago saying "Hey Ashley, we should play natzi zombies tomorrow and can I have a hug?"

I could give him the hug, but I told him I had a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.

I've been telling him I have "a lot of stuff to do tomorrow" for a while now.

I can't deal with saying "I'm too busy for you right now" to my own brother anymore.

ily.

Today's Weather

Called for toe socks.

Today was basically pretty low key and boring.

JJ, Dad, and I watched Race To Witch Mountain and then I pretty much went upstairs to finish my homework.

Dad and I did venture out to Wal Mart to go get the rest of the school supplies I needed, but that's about it.

Been trying to think up details for a script I wanna write. Can't seem to come up with anything solid yet though. =/

Golf match tomorrow!

I'm bringing Honey Buns!! =D

ily.

Sumtiems Ie Maek Mitakes

Like not looking at the title of the post and making sure all the letters are there.

FASHION.

....

Almost caught my house on fire around 1 in the morning last night.

Mhm.

I threw my jacket behind me too hard and instead of landing on the bed it landed on the lamp on my desk. The lamp already heats whatever metal on it up, so naturally when it was covered with my jacket it started to smoke.

I think I was freaking out more about it being ruined than the house catching on fire though. =x

Early this afternoon today my Dad taught me how to use his Scag mower and I got to cut the whole yard with it. =D

Then we went out and played Shale Creek golf course and lemme tell ya, this place was pretty high tech.

They had GPS on the golf carts, and they told you how far you were from the whole, how far you dove the ball, the wind speed etc.

It was very O.o

After that we went to Reddie's pizza and had some awesome garlic/cheese twists and a meat lovers pizza (minus the ham).

Watched Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island with JJ. That movie will never get old I'm telling you. =)

Painted my Mommy's toe nails, worked out, and then Ryan came and dropped off the cones so I can practice maneuverability for my drivers test on Thursday.

=D

Played a little pool with my Dad in the basement and now I'm here again. =)

ily.

Fasion Fail

So each night before I go to sleep, I normally lay out what I'm going to wear the next day so I get more time to sleep in and all that.

Well, I wanted to wear my black skirt with my heels, which looked nice, but there was only one problem, I needed a shirt that fit.

I mean, yeah I'm sure some people wouldn't mind if I went topless to school, but it's pretty damn cold in there.

=p

But I digress.

So, ten minutes went by, then 15, then 20 and finally 45 minutes later I still didn't find a shirt and I ended up not wearing the skirt and heels.

Yes, I know, wow.

School today was normal, nothing too fun happened that I can remember...

Per usual Spanish, English, and Govt. were fun. =)

After school I talked with Mr. OB for a bit before heading off to practice.

Coach brought his little son Aidan again!! He was adorable as always and the whole team was drooling all over him. =p

Coach's wife was there too with his other little girls and she also brought cupcakes!

=D

Got home around 5 and decided that I wanted to rest my eyes for 5 minutes. Instead, those 5 minutes turned into about 2 hours and I was so out of it when Jackie called me and woke me up I thought is was Saturday.

Ryan, Jackie, Rayy, and myself all decided to go to Apple Bees and hang tonight. In the end we had to go to Pizza Hut because, since they're a bar, they stop serving minor after 9. Which I guess is alright because Winking Lizard stops serving people who are 21 and younger after 5.

Danzeah apparently started working there today and was just getting off shift so he sat and talked with us. =)

All in all, it was fun, fun, fun!

Tomorrow, so far, my exciting day consists of...

-Cutting the grass
-Golfing and pizza with my Dad (yes, more pizza =p)

=D

P.S

It's Michel Jackson's burday today (thanks for telling me Google!).

ily.

First Day of School

And I already have homework.

I mean, yes, I did expect that, but it still makes me go "Fuuuuuuck." every time- or for those with a cleaner mouth, heave a heavy sigh.

But I'm getting ahead of myself, lets go back to the morning where I should have started out my post saying:

My bus driver got her license from a fucking cereal box.

I mean she literally drives like Rice Krispies.

Ya know Snap, Crackle, Pop? Well it's stop, hit the gas, stop.

Chiropractor's would love this woman with all the paying customers she'd get them.

And the type of bus she drives was definitely not built for a person that needs to bring her golf clubs on it.

And of course the day I need to go to the office she drops us off at the very front end of the school instead of right in front of the doors! =D

Then 1st period came around (or more, hit me in the face as soon as I dropped off my golf bag).

So far though, the teachers I'm really liking so far are (in order by class) Edler, Beery, King, and Naujoks.

However, I think I already fucked up those good ole brownie points for Mr. King due to the fact that because I've been running on the 4 hours of sleep, and because I've acquired over the last 3 days, I tend to forget my shit everywhere.

Including that Government book which I had for all of, lets say 40 minutes.

So I had to ask him for another one which was completely fucking embarrassing because I knew he knew that I had been in his class all of 1 period prior to me losing it.

Although I'm thinking it's in Mr. J's room.

Did I mention I almost left my folder and little notebook there too?

Yeah.

Did better than I thought in golf today. Even got a birdie (but I did forget my sand wedge on the 15th green).

>.<

It's now 12:03. I think tonight I'm gonna tell my brother to shove his foot up his ass, take an extra pain pill, and bare it.

Mom's actually not really sick tonight, so he better not wake her up either.

Good night world! See you in 6 hours.

ily.

I Am Growing Sleepless and You're Out of Lullabies

I've been very tired lately due to not being able to sleep during the night.

For a few weeks now I've been having fucked up nightmares and all I can remember is like distorted light, and an ominous while figure. Then, every time I wake up from the dreams I feel like I'm in danger and scared and out of the corner of my eye I think I see that damn white figure and I have to turn on my light.

I haven't been able to sleep with it out in weeks because I feel too scared. It almost seems like it'll keep the nightmares away.

Last night I had a horrible one involving my mother in the hospital. Her heat was racing and she was convulsing and I was next to her crying hysterically. It made me worry. =/

Other than the nightmares, life has been pretty good so far.

Been hanging out at the Twist and Shake, I really love it there. =)

Shot at 47 at golf today! Very excited!

After golf Mom, JJ, and myself went to Chick-fil-A and then we watched some Cold Case File together.

Attempted to read Wuthering Heights. and it's also terrible. I can't even understand the one character when he talks, it really is fucking ridiculous. In the end I think I'm going to read one of the required, then A Picture of Dorian Grey, and spark notes the rest.

Played some Sim's on my bothers new TV he got for his room. I haven't played it in years. =p

Now I'll be up half reading Wuthering Heights and half doing computer things. =)

ily.

Happy Burday Andeth!!

The postie title is just for yooou!


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So yesterday I went and got a new celly (the Voyager! I love the touch screen!) and one for my brother and then my Mommy dropped me off at Jackie's house so I can help her clean.

We washed windows, dusted, mopped, cleaned bathrooms etc.

Then we ate Mr. Chicken, made a picture on paint and played The Sims.

Then we headed back to my house and my Dad took JJ and us to West Branch to my Uncle Gary's boat!

We went inner-tubing! Jackie and I were successful of not flying off of the tube during my Dad's efforts to fling us off. =)

Then I tried to learn how to water ski for the first time.

I stopped after 3 failures of not being able to get up out of the water and ended up with my right foot and knee being bruised and sore because my left ski kept falling off. =/

After we got home we watched One Missed Call and House Bunny along with the special features on each disk and feel asleep around 1 or 2 in the morning.

Woke up around 11:30 then went up and made pancakes and sausage!

Went downstairs and watched Disturbia while making Andy burday cards then watched the storm before heading off.

When we got there the pizza guy pulled up behind us which was good because I was so hungry I was getting shaky (whoops). =p

We all spent an hour trying to pick out a movie and coming up with creative ways to choose one. =p

In the end we picked Transformers.

When we left Jackie started getting a little sick so we helped her to bed and now I'm up just in case she calls and needs something. =)

ily.

What's Up?

Lately I've been staying up really late due to nightmares.

When I get really hot at night I have them. =/

And then there's waking up after them, sweating like a pig and then having to go downstairs to grab a few ice packs to cuddle with to keep cool.

So by Father's Day I was over tired.

Played golf with Grandpa though, which was nice.

Dinner was...alright.

My Dad has his family over and I soon ditched them because I couldn't take all the comments they were making behind my Mother's back and how my Dad was joining in on them.

*sigh*

Actually got a goodnight sleep last night though and things started looking way up!

I played the best round of golf in my life so far, which really got me pumping. Then after that I got to go to Jackie's house and we painted nails and swam a bit!

Rayy came over for a while too and we played air hockey on this mini table we had. =p

Mommy and I then watched House Bunny which was pretty good.

Now I'm up in my room chilling with Nortone. =p

ily.

This Is A Creative Post Title.

So yestarday I had golf from 12-5 and all we did was hit balls for all that time straight. My had was killing me.

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But in the end it was fun, I learn something at least that will really help my game. =D

After dinner Mom said that we were going to go to the gas station, drop off the rented movie, then pick up her prescription.

So I drive to Speedway and we go to get gas and the pump isn't working, so we go to the next one and then it says we have to see the cashier and I told him that pump 3 wasn't working and that the next one told me to see him.

He then told me that the credit card had no money on it.

Which is bullshit because it's a credit card and the credit limit on it is sky high. So then he comes out with us and looks at it and then asks if the tank was all the way filled. My Mom had told him that went she asked Dad to get gas while he was out walking the dog he yelled at her that there was no place to get gas.

Apparently there was and he filled up the tank.

*headdesk*

I mean it's funny, but I just can't laugh at it because my Dad had been yelling at my Mother about how much of a dumb ass she was and how he couldn't.

-_-

Drove and dropped off the rented movie then picked up two new ones: The Uninvited and The Bucket List.

The Uninvited was good, I loved the twist at the end. =)

It wasn't really all that scary though, I mean, it did show dead peeps, but I've watched too many scary movies so it's easy to accurately predict when they will pop out.

JJ wanted me to sleep in his room, so I took the second bed by the window.

Everything was all fine and dandy until I started to have this weird ass dream. At first it was all la-de-da fine and dandy and then I don't remember how but everyone that I knew (friends, family, teachers, employees) were all suddenly on fire and screaming and withering in pain and begging for me to help them.

I woke up sweating and really hot and shaking and I had to go downstairs and sit outside for a bit and read a book.

=x

It was scary. =(

Many people gave me huggles via interwebs though so that helped me feel better. =)

Today Grammy, Mom and I went and shopped for this old lady. When we took her food up to her room at the assistant living home on Valley View I wrote her a note for her to find when she came back, hoping that she would have a great day. =p

Grammy asked if I would ever like to do something like that and I said it seemed like it would be fun so I picked up an application for the Elm Croft Assisted Living right down the road from me. =)

Old people FTW.

ily.