Might find the beginning of this post either:
A. Fucking hilarious
B. Fucking disturbing
or
C. Fucking hilariously disturbing
So my Dad is driving us (Jj, himself and me) to a funeral for this lady Jj knew that died. I'm sitting in the passengers seat and we're driving down this 4 lane road.
Well, this nice looking yellow Honda is driving past with all the windows down. The driver is a male, and he keeps leaning his head back and almost gasping/moaning.
I know what you're thinking: "Ummm...okay..."
It gets better.
As they come up a little closer while passing us I see this bleach blonde head of hair down under the wheel.
Yep, this guy is getting road head.
But wait, wait- it gets even better.
After he passed and was ahead of us I saw something in the road that the lucky male didn't notice in his drive of ecstasy...
a pot hole.
And he hit it.
xxxxD
Best. Day. Ever.
Dad took me to the range today and we corrected my swing even more. Golf league starts tomorrow, we're playing for handy cap.
I wonder if the AHSP will be there...
And to recap your memories AHSP was the Asshole Sexist Pig that refused to play golf with me because I was a girl and because I pissed him off even more by hitting in the guys t-box and not the girls.
And then kicking his ass and beating all 31 guys in the champs.
And yes I'm gloating now.
Anyways, while at the range I picked up an application there. I'm mosly likely going to be hired.
=D
To end this post I'm going to take you back to the beginning with your choices of A, B, or C.
I saw this while eating pizza yesterday.
And is it me or does that mime have a really big penis? =x
I'm being bad today.
ily.
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Sunday, June 7, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Baby Sitting, Twigs, and Spiders
Alrighty so last night I drove over to Cy's house to help him baby sit the little ones.
We made popcorn, and a fort, and watched Kung fu Panda!
Then before we were leaving their one black cat came up to me and I started petting it. Cy's Dad said that it was always very timid and never really came up to people (even him or Cyrus), so I felt kinda special that it would come up to me.
=)
After that I went home and pretty much went right to sleep.
Dad woke me up today and him, JJ and I went to Grandma's house (his mom's) to pick up some sticks in the yard. Then I climbed to the top of the tree in the front yard and texted Cyrus. While doing so I noticed that the branch I was sitting on was half rotten from the inside, and it was slowly cracking.
So what did I do?
Why, I waiting for Cyrus to reply, so then I could reply back, and then sat up there some more before finally coming down.
I'm not stupid...I just like sitting up really high in trees, even if the branch I'm sitting on is going to break and I'm going to fall and crack my neck.
I didn't get to drive to grandmas or back because we had to take my Dad's company car and he said it was too crowded on the highway.
I mean, the last time I was out on the highway there was hardly anyone. Plus, I was in my mom's car, which is okay to crash since we actually own that car, and not like my Dad's company car which the company owns and I'm not really allowed to drive at all.
Got back home, showered, watch The Ring 2, the fell asleep until Cyrus came over. We talked upstairs a bit before watching Spider Man. Part of the way through I wanted to go upstairs and watch the cop shoot the skunk in our yard.
He had a good shot, once in the head from our deck. Apparently he's a firearm instructor.
The back yard stinks though. XP
Cy and I finished the movie, and then he left.
Dad had built a fire upstairs so I sat by it for awhile before coming up here.
Tomorrow Mom wants to go to this train thing at the IX center, and I'm not just letting her go alone with JJ (I'm afraid something bad might happen, don't ask me why).
OGT's then on Monday...
Meh..
ily.
We made popcorn, and a fort, and watched Kung fu Panda!
Then before we were leaving their one black cat came up to me and I started petting it. Cy's Dad said that it was always very timid and never really came up to people (even him or Cyrus), so I felt kinda special that it would come up to me.
=)
After that I went home and pretty much went right to sleep.
Dad woke me up today and him, JJ and I went to Grandma's house (his mom's) to pick up some sticks in the yard. Then I climbed to the top of the tree in the front yard and texted Cyrus. While doing so I noticed that the branch I was sitting on was half rotten from the inside, and it was slowly cracking.
So what did I do?
Why, I waiting for Cyrus to reply, so then I could reply back, and then sat up there some more before finally coming down.
I'm not stupid...I just like sitting up really high in trees, even if the branch I'm sitting on is going to break and I'm going to fall and crack my neck.
I didn't get to drive to grandmas or back because we had to take my Dad's company car and he said it was too crowded on the highway.
I mean, the last time I was out on the highway there was hardly anyone. Plus, I was in my mom's car, which is okay to crash since we actually own that car, and not like my Dad's company car which the company owns and I'm not really allowed to drive at all.
Got back home, showered, watch The Ring 2, the fell asleep until Cyrus came over. We talked upstairs a bit before watching Spider Man. Part of the way through I wanted to go upstairs and watch the cop shoot the skunk in our yard.
He had a good shot, once in the head from our deck. Apparently he's a firearm instructor.
The back yard stinks though. XP
Cy and I finished the movie, and then he left.
Dad had built a fire upstairs so I sat by it for awhile before coming up here.
Tomorrow Mom wants to go to this train thing at the IX center, and I'm not just letting her go alone with JJ (I'm afraid something bad might happen, don't ask me why).
OGT's then on Monday...
Meh..
ily.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Spirit Week
It has finally ended with Nordonia Day. The school was basically a sea of green, white, and black.
Physics we had another lab today, we weren't very silly though today.
Math I we got our tests back, I got a B! =D
Delivered a pass to Mr. Cash's class today...man I miss that class...he was such a jerk, I loved it. I think it's because he's really just a nice guy though.
Spanish we learned about demonstrative adjectives.
History class we took the test, even with lack of notes. I thought it was easy though *knock on wood* but a lot of other people kept on saying that they think they failed it.
I know I got one question right at least!
The Supreme Court one! I asked Cyrus after the test. =p
English I played upside down tetris then I donated rice.
=D
430 grains!!
Got home, showered, then watched some TV with Mom. Cyrus came over then and we watch Indian Jones. =)
If the weather is good I'll be going to Jess's party tomorrow!
That's it for now!
More tomorrow! =D
ily.
Physics we had another lab today, we weren't very silly though today.
Math I we got our tests back, I got a B! =D
Delivered a pass to Mr. Cash's class today...man I miss that class...he was such a jerk, I loved it. I think it's because he's really just a nice guy though.
Spanish we learned about demonstrative adjectives.
History class we took the test, even with lack of notes. I thought it was easy though *knock on wood* but a lot of other people kept on saying that they think they failed it.
I know I got one question right at least!
The Supreme Court one! I asked Cyrus after the test. =p
English I played upside down tetris then I donated rice.
=D
430 grains!!
Got home, showered, then watched some TV with Mom. Cyrus came over then and we watch Indian Jones. =)
If the weather is good I'll be going to Jess's party tomorrow!
That's it for now!
More tomorrow! =D
ily.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
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Name: Supa Ash
Age: 15
Height: Short(ish)
Shoe size: 6 1/2
Occupation: Super Hero
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Oh yeah.
I'm a supa hero!
I also have this urge to dig out the Justice League VHS and watch it. I loved that movie. I still do. But I used to too. =p
I got many compliments on my cap and boxers (which are actually mine and not JJ's).
Oh, wanna know what my power is?!
Dunker Day senses.
While in the office with Jess I was like "Hmm...I feel like it's going to be Dunker Day today..." and she looked at the menu and it was!
Mwuahahahahahahahaha.
Now to train and make myself able to poof dunkers out of thin air...
They're so good....
Spanish class we played a fun new game called Avlancha. Our team lost...but it's okay...the other team didn't get candy anyways. =p
History I spent most of my time taking notes. I got most of section 2 done. I only had a page left. I don't think there was much on it though. Mostly just repeated information from the previous section and how Roosevelt punched his enemies in the face by fixing their problems and getting re-elected.
^-^
6th period was super dee dooper!
xD
English I went in, failed another vocab test, then we went to the IMC lab.
Got home and went to finish my history notes but the online book site wasn't working. It told me to check back later.
So then I worked on Spanish homework and kept checking the online book site and fell asleep. Woke up around 7 (2 hour nap, yippee! -_-) and checked the site again, still not working.
Then it occurred to me that Mr. Johansson's website has power point notes on it from class. So I go onto the site and in big letters it said "ERROR SITE NOT FOUND"
At a glace I could have sworn it said "ERROR, YOU ARE NOW FUCKED" but then I took a closer look.
*headdesk*
I got most of the notes though....and copied down some of the stuff from the handouts to another piece of paper.
Watched Bones with my mom, and then we went outside in the garage to talk. In the end, we came back into the house laughing so hard we were literally crying. It was great. =D
Andrew Bravener posted this in one of his tweets. I think it's pretty amazing.
Courtesy of electricpig, The Sultan's Elephant.
I'd be so scared if I saw that thing in real life though. =p
That's all for now. Gonna keep checking the websites, talk to Cyrus and then if all fails, go to bed. Or at least try. I'm still a bit awake from my nap. I'm sure I can calm down enough though, I'm pretty good at taking a 2-4 hour nap, finishing homework, then going back to sleep.
ily.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
I Wonder...
Do you think they'd play Unchained Melody by Righteous Brothers at the dance if I request it?
Yeah, I don't think so either...I guess Cyrus and me will have to slow dance to Soulja Boy or something.
=/
Slept in until 12 today. Once again I thought my Dad had died or something for not yelling at me at how late in the day it was.
Worked out and then read some more of The Bell Jar until he came over.
We went and rented Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist and made some popcorn. =D
After that we played hide and seek upstairs.
I hid behind the lazy boy chair and he couldn't find me for a long time. My Dad was sitting in it while I was behind it and Cyrus was like "Um...can I have a clue?"
My Dad only told him I was on the first floor and then he went off into the dining room I think and I heard him go "Could she fit in here...?" and my Dad and I started laughing hysterically. =p
That's about it.
Golf tomorrow and stuffs.
Hmmm...I'm feelin' like eating a Klondike Bar right now...
=p
ily.
Yeah, I don't think so either...I guess Cyrus and me will have to slow dance to Soulja Boy or something.
=/
Slept in until 12 today. Once again I thought my Dad had died or something for not yelling at me at how late in the day it was.
Worked out and then read some more of The Bell Jar until he came over.
We went and rented Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist and made some popcorn. =D
After that we played hide and seek upstairs.
I hid behind the lazy boy chair and he couldn't find me for a long time. My Dad was sitting in it while I was behind it and Cyrus was like "Um...can I have a clue?"
My Dad only told him I was on the first floor and then he went off into the dining room I think and I heard him go "Could she fit in here...?" and my Dad and I started laughing hysterically. =p
That's about it.
Golf tomorrow and stuffs.
Hmmm...I'm feelin' like eating a Klondike Bar right now...
=p
ily.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
^-^ Chu!
Thank you all for your hugs, they gave me many smiles. =)
Mom left at 10:30 to get her nails done today. Dad only lasted a half hour before coming to wake me up to go do something.
He's just so bored all the time because he can't do much with is shoulder. =/
When I came downstairs he had 98.5 blasting so we jammed out to some great tunes.
I learned something interesting today.
You guys know the song Mellow Yellow by Donovan?
Apparently it's about a woman and her vibrator (which is Mellow Yellow).
xD
I'll never listen to that song the same way again. =p
Cyrus came around 12:45 and we went to the library to see off one of the librarians who was retiring.
They had cake. =)
Next we were gong to Valley View Theater to go see the movie Mall Cop.
At first we didn't think we would make it so we pulled back into my house on the way to see the next time (Dad was like wtf... =p).
Turn out Cyrus had the time wrong, we had 10 extra minutes.
=)
Movie was funny, we both enjoyed it.
Next we went to a drug mart to buy batteries for the hand thing I got for his car (where you put it in your back window and it makes different gestures. =p).
Pulled into a cemetery to install it (hey, we didn't want to have people stair at us in the parking lost so we chose a quite spot).
Turns out you needed a mini screw driver to open up the part to put the batteries. We tried to improvise. Pencils, keys, paper clip. No results.
After a bit we went to his house and we ate dinner and watched the little ones while his parents went out.
They made me my own Wii character and we did boxing, tennis, baseball, and golf. Then we did a little Wii fit.
I weighed myself too. Apparently I'm 99.6 pounds! I've gained a lot of weight over the winter. =/
When I got home I did my Valley Voyages stuff and caught up on the VV blog.
Now all I need to do is catch up on my missed tweets, and blog posites.
=D
ily.
Mom left at 10:30 to get her nails done today. Dad only lasted a half hour before coming to wake me up to go do something.
He's just so bored all the time because he can't do much with is shoulder. =/
When I came downstairs he had 98.5 blasting so we jammed out to some great tunes.
I learned something interesting today.
You guys know the song Mellow Yellow by Donovan?
Apparently it's about a woman and her vibrator (which is Mellow Yellow).
xD
I'll never listen to that song the same way again. =p
Cyrus came around 12:45 and we went to the library to see off one of the librarians who was retiring.
They had cake. =)
Next we were gong to Valley View Theater to go see the movie Mall Cop.
At first we didn't think we would make it so we pulled back into my house on the way to see the next time (Dad was like wtf... =p).
Turn out Cyrus had the time wrong, we had 10 extra minutes.
=)
Movie was funny, we both enjoyed it.
Next we went to a drug mart to buy batteries for the hand thing I got for his car (where you put it in your back window and it makes different gestures. =p).
Pulled into a cemetery to install it (hey, we didn't want to have people stair at us in the parking lost so we chose a quite spot).
Turns out you needed a mini screw driver to open up the part to put the batteries. We tried to improvise. Pencils, keys, paper clip. No results.
After a bit we went to his house and we ate dinner and watched the little ones while his parents went out.
They made me my own Wii character and we did boxing, tennis, baseball, and golf. Then we did a little Wii fit.
I weighed myself too. Apparently I'm 99.6 pounds! I've gained a lot of weight over the winter. =/
When I got home I did my Valley Voyages stuff and caught up on the VV blog.
Now all I need to do is catch up on my missed tweets, and blog posites.
=D
ily.
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