Jeez, everyone is getting sick. Friends are sick, family is sick. Hell, even I've been sick for the past week. They shut down University school for a week too because so many kids were out sick.
=/
Nothing very exciting happened during school today.
But after school I did have a blonde moment.
So I go to Kohl's to get an application. After finding the customer service desk they refused to give me an application because I was 16 and now 17.
But here's the fun part.
When I walk out the door to the parking lot again I notice something....
The car isn't there.
At first I thought it was the normal, hey you're in the wrong row but as I started looking around, I couldn't see it still.
Next I tried hitting the unlock button, hoping the lights would flash and attract my attention. However, no lights either.
Kinda think of it, none of the cars looked like mine.
I called my Mom up and asked how to turn the panic alarm off on the car once you press the button (so I didn't look like a moron when I hit it to find the car and not being able to shut it down) and she asked me why I needed to.
I told her I couldn't find the car and I took a deep breath and pressed the panic button on the keys...
No alarm. No ringing. No nothing.
Naturally I started freaking a little and thinking the worst.
But Mom came to the rescue!
You see, I hardy ever shop at Kohl's (wonder why I wanna work there huh? =p) thus, I don't know the layout all that well.
So when my Mother asked me "Well, are you in the right parking lot?"...well...yeah.
Turns out there are two parking lots that look exactly the same.
.....
But the car was in the other one!!
Tonight everyone (except Dad) is sick in the house, and he's going out of town tomorrow. So I'm going to take care of Mommy and JJ tomorrow.
I'm sensing a pajama 'party'?
ily.
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Thursday, October 15, 2009
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Ah...I Am So...Blonde... XD
So, towards the end of my last posted, I noted that I might be hangin with Cyrus for the afternoon.
He picked me up around 4 and we went down in the basement to play checkers (scooby doo checkers o.o) and then we started watching the movie Elf.
Well his little brother Darayus (who's 6) came down and decided to watch it with us.
He ran upstairs and brought down 2 pieces of paper and gave Cyrus one and me one. Mine said good and the other said bad.
Then he proceeded to yell "CYRUS YOU'RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST AND SHE'S ON THE GOOD LIST NOW GET AWAY FROM MY GIRL FRIEND!"
XXXD
And since Cyrus was on the 'naughty list' he started throwing toys at him and beating him, the 2 year old, Devon, joined in on the throwing and beating too.
Once the little darlings (=p) were done with Cyrus we emerged from the basement so Cyrus's Dad wanted to take me home.
While they were moving the cars in the drive way I went inside his mother began to interrogate me. =p
And the blonde moment began!
She asked me how long my parents have been married and I said "Ummm...I dunno, maybe 15 years?"
Apparently my parents have been married for 19 (goin on 20 this year) and I basically just told Cyrus's mom that my mom was knocked up with me before she was married...
My mom was like "OMG ASHLEY YOU CALL OR TEXT CYRUS AND TELL HIM THE RIGHT ANSWER THIS MINUTE!!!"
My Dad thought it was fucking hilarious.
=p
Then Cyrus's Dad asked me when I worked and where the office was located and I said "...Oaksville"
And his Dad said "You mean Oak Wood?" and I was like "Oh yeah yeah, Oak Wood Village, I call it Oaksville as a joke..." *hopes they're not realizing I'm trying to save my ass*
=p
On the way home though I think I impressed his Dad when I told him I lettered in golf this year and that I work out...
=D
Once I was dropped off I told my dad and mom about the interrogation and they gots some kicks and giggle outta it.
Heh...my mom asked me if cyrus's mom was cacashion and I wasn't really paying attention and said "Oh no, she's white."
Rayy says I'm the smartest person ever. =p
Well that's it for tonight.
More funny tomorrow, yes?
ily.
He picked me up around 4 and we went down in the basement to play checkers (scooby doo checkers o.o) and then we started watching the movie Elf.
Well his little brother Darayus (who's 6) came down and decided to watch it with us.
He ran upstairs and brought down 2 pieces of paper and gave Cyrus one and me one. Mine said good and the other said bad.
Then he proceeded to yell "CYRUS YOU'RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST AND SHE'S ON THE GOOD LIST NOW GET AWAY FROM MY GIRL FRIEND!"
XXXD
And since Cyrus was on the 'naughty list' he started throwing toys at him and beating him, the 2 year old, Devon, joined in on the throwing and beating too.
Once the little darlings (=p) were done with Cyrus we emerged from the basement so Cyrus's Dad wanted to take me home.
While they were moving the cars in the drive way I went inside his mother began to interrogate me. =p
And the blonde moment began!
She asked me how long my parents have been married and I said "Ummm...I dunno, maybe 15 years?"
Apparently my parents have been married for 19 (goin on 20 this year) and I basically just told Cyrus's mom that my mom was knocked up with me before she was married...
My mom was like "OMG ASHLEY YOU CALL OR TEXT CYRUS AND TELL HIM THE RIGHT ANSWER THIS MINUTE!!!"
My Dad thought it was fucking hilarious.
=p
Then Cyrus's Dad asked me when I worked and where the office was located and I said "...Oaksville"
And his Dad said "You mean Oak Wood?" and I was like "Oh yeah yeah, Oak Wood Village, I call it Oaksville as a joke..." *hopes they're not realizing I'm trying to save my ass*
=p
On the way home though I think I impressed his Dad when I told him I lettered in golf this year and that I work out...
=D
Once I was dropped off I told my dad and mom about the interrogation and they gots some kicks and giggle outta it.
Heh...my mom asked me if cyrus's mom was cacashion and I wasn't really paying attention and said "Oh no, she's white."
Rayy says I'm the smartest person ever. =p
Well that's it for tonight.
More funny tomorrow, yes?
ily.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Rawr.
Rawr, it means I love you in dinosaur.
=)
Remember how I said that I will never be able to have anything higher than a C+ in math except in 7th grade?
I'm so gonna prove that wrong.
YOU JUST WATCH I'M GONNA GET AT LEAST A B- ON NEXT REPORT CARD!!!
Yeah.
Was beastly in badminton today. I served the whole time though since the person I was playing with couldn't. Yes, yes I know you're not supposed to do that, but that's what the person that could actually serve on the other team did too.
We are like, the only 2 girls that can serve in the class, Cynthia and I. And lemme tell ya, she's a tricky little freshie. Sure in hell can slam that birdie.
She's my partner, but we were playing against 2 girls that could hardly even hit the birdie let alone serve it. We wanted to play against each other anyways, see who's strengths will win out.
While Cynthia is good in the front of the court I'm good in the back because of my strong arm.
=)
My team won, but it was 17-15, so a very good game.
=D
It's gonna be so sad when PE is over...
Dunker day today, I knew it before lunch because of my 7th sense. My dunker sense.
They were tingling I tell you!
=p
Got a 32/36 on my Spanish speaking test!
I couldn't pronounce two words because of my sinuses and I was all congested and stuff...stupid sinuses...
I swear I was sneezing like crazy on the bus because of them. Sarah, a freshie I've known since...lets see...Rushwood actually (I remembered we used to play card games on the bus =p) kept on saying 'bless you' every time I sneezed.
I told her she could stop because I was afraid I would tire her out. =p
Heh...this whole sneezing thing remindes me of a Dane Cook skit...
I must share, even though most have you have probably watched it. But it's so epic so you might as well watch it again. =D
Click here. No, no wait here. Just kidding. HERE. <---- click =) Some of the skits in between have been cut out to make it shorter in this video but other than that it's still funny as hell. I love Dane Cook. In a fangril sorta way. =p OMG I'm sad. Mr. Johansson put a math question on the little history quiz thing... Now, that math equation yesterday I basically knew how to do, but this one has percents. Yes, I know, I should know how to do this, depend to much on calculater blah blah. But you see I have a few theroies on why I don't know how to do them. On the week they were teaching that I was either: A. Sick B. Sleeping C. Daydreaming or D. Abducted by aleins. I'm banking on that last one. My parents and Grammy have given up on trying to teach me. They say that I'm just to blonde for percents. =p Once Mr. Johansson explained how to get the answer though I was like...'Oh....well why the hell didn't I think of that?!' -_- Heh....my mom was reading one of my blog posts over my shoulder and she kept pointing at the screen and asking 'What's that?' and all of those things she was pointing at were smilies. =p (sticking out tongue) =) (smile) =D (big smile) =o (gasp like) XD (laughing really really hard) =x (shhhh, who said that?! type smilely) -_- (lame type look.) <.< (shifty eyes left) >.> (Shifty eyes right)
I told her I like to express myself.
=p
Look there's another!
Stayed after school to help Mr. Johansson on the Valley Voyages video. He wants it to be a promo type thing, so I'm gonna go on youtube and check out some promo video's and maybe find a few secret techniques or something. I dunno.
It's really just an excusse to go on youtube. =p
Went into the photo room where the new computers were and upload the files from the memory chips on the camera to the hard drive. I finished my vocab homework while doing that and watched this 'secret underground table tennis'.
Heh...I was pelted with the ball about 3 times in the head. I told them it was okay though, I played softball.
REMEMBER THAT TIME I TOOK A LINE DRIVE TO THE FACE?!
Heh heh...good times, good times.
Mr. Loman asked about my blog so I believe hes going to be reading it now too.
Piiiiist, you guys should follow me so I have more pretty little pictures under my followers section.
=)
Wow this post is loooooooooooooooooong....
Got home and walked the dog with my dad. He wasn't even planning to and then when I asked he jumped off the couch and went "REALLY?!" and then ran into the bedroom to change out of his work clothes.
Then he was bugging me that I didn't have any sweats so I went up into JJ's room and took his. =p
3 years younger than me...and he's taller than me...
Not. Cool.
Then again now I can steal his clothes along with my moms now! =D
Made myself a grilled cheese for dinner. First time in a long time....since last time...well...
mom: whatcha doin Ashley?
me: makin a grilled cheese.
mom: .....um.... *looks in pan* Ashley....
me: hmm?
mom: ...where's the cheese?
me: *looks and throws spatula down* awe shit! *storms away*
mom: *laughs at me the whole day*
Yes, mega blonde moment right there.
But this time I made sure to put cheese. =)
Worked a little on my Valley Voyages journal today, gonna finish the rest up tomorrow.
By the way, schedule is full for tomorrow.
Getting home, doing VV, then working out and going out to order my Letterman's jacket.
Then it's of course Friday, pizza night, so Dad and I are going to go out and get pizza and then buy a lottery ticket.
Which reminds me.
Wanna hear something funny about my dad?
Remember those breakfast with Santa things at the High school and they had raffles?
Well, my dad would always put his name in something, and he would win it. EVERY YEAR.
And while he was in Vegas for his fastener convention he put his business card in a raffle for an Ohio State golf bag and won it.
It came today, and he gave it to me since he doesn't use those types of bags.
Thanks dad! =)
Anyways, we're hoping to become millionaires so my parents can retire and not have to worry as much about college anymore. =D
Sounds like a good plan huh?!
=p
If we win I swear though, I think I'll spaz out from all the epicness and excitement.
=)
Hmmmm...thinking about getting a new template for my blog very soon...
Well, think I should end this very very long postie now.
OH I ALMOST FORGOT!
Caramel has asked me to ask you, Mr. Johansson, what you would do if I started refering to you as Joey on my blog? =p
ily.
=)
Remember how I said that I will never be able to have anything higher than a C+ in math except in 7th grade?
I'm so gonna prove that wrong.
YOU JUST WATCH I'M GONNA GET AT LEAST A B- ON NEXT REPORT CARD!!!
Yeah.
Was beastly in badminton today. I served the whole time though since the person I was playing with couldn't. Yes, yes I know you're not supposed to do that, but that's what the person that could actually serve on the other team did too.
We are like, the only 2 girls that can serve in the class, Cynthia and I. And lemme tell ya, she's a tricky little freshie. Sure in hell can slam that birdie.
She's my partner, but we were playing against 2 girls that could hardly even hit the birdie let alone serve it. We wanted to play against each other anyways, see who's strengths will win out.
While Cynthia is good in the front of the court I'm good in the back because of my strong arm.
=)
My team won, but it was 17-15, so a very good game.
=D
It's gonna be so sad when PE is over...
Dunker day today, I knew it before lunch because of my 7th sense. My dunker sense.
They were tingling I tell you!
=p
Got a 32/36 on my Spanish speaking test!
I couldn't pronounce two words because of my sinuses and I was all congested and stuff...stupid sinuses...
I swear I was sneezing like crazy on the bus because of them. Sarah, a freshie I've known since...lets see...Rushwood actually (I remembered we used to play card games on the bus =p) kept on saying 'bless you' every time I sneezed.
I told her she could stop because I was afraid I would tire her out. =p
Heh...this whole sneezing thing remindes me of a Dane Cook skit...
I must share, even though most have you have probably watched it. But it's so epic so you might as well watch it again. =D
Click here. No, no wait here. Just kidding. HERE. <---- click =) Some of the skits in between have been cut out to make it shorter in this video but other than that it's still funny as hell. I love Dane Cook. In a fangril sorta way. =p OMG I'm sad. Mr. Johansson put a math question on the little history quiz thing... Now, that math equation yesterday I basically knew how to do, but this one has percents. Yes, I know, I should know how to do this, depend to much on calculater blah blah. But you see I have a few theroies on why I don't know how to do them. On the week they were teaching that I was either: A. Sick B. Sleeping C. Daydreaming or D. Abducted by aleins. I'm banking on that last one. My parents and Grammy have given up on trying to teach me. They say that I'm just to blonde for percents. =p Once Mr. Johansson explained how to get the answer though I was like...'Oh....well why the hell didn't I think of that?!' -_- Heh....my mom was reading one of my blog posts over my shoulder and she kept pointing at the screen and asking 'What's that?' and all of those things she was pointing at were smilies. =p (sticking out tongue) =) (smile) =D (big smile) =o (gasp like) XD (laughing really really hard) =x (shhhh, who said that?! type smilely) -_- (lame type look.) <.< (shifty eyes left) >.> (Shifty eyes right)
I told her I like to express myself.
=p
Look there's another!
Stayed after school to help Mr. Johansson on the Valley Voyages video. He wants it to be a promo type thing, so I'm gonna go on youtube and check out some promo video's and maybe find a few secret techniques or something. I dunno.
It's really just an excusse to go on youtube. =p
Went into the photo room where the new computers were and upload the files from the memory chips on the camera to the hard drive. I finished my vocab homework while doing that and watched this 'secret underground table tennis'.
Heh...I was pelted with the ball about 3 times in the head. I told them it was okay though, I played softball.
REMEMBER THAT TIME I TOOK A LINE DRIVE TO THE FACE?!
Heh heh...good times, good times.
Mr. Loman asked about my blog so I believe hes going to be reading it now too.
Piiiiist, you guys should follow me so I have more pretty little pictures under my followers section.
=)
Wow this post is loooooooooooooooooong....
Got home and walked the dog with my dad. He wasn't even planning to and then when I asked he jumped off the couch and went "REALLY?!" and then ran into the bedroom to change out of his work clothes.
Then he was bugging me that I didn't have any sweats so I went up into JJ's room and took his. =p
3 years younger than me...and he's taller than me...
Not. Cool.
Then again now I can steal his clothes along with my moms now! =D
Made myself a grilled cheese for dinner. First time in a long time....since last time...well...
mom: whatcha doin Ashley?
me: makin a grilled cheese.
mom: .....um.... *looks in pan* Ashley....
me: hmm?
mom: ...where's the cheese?
me: *looks and throws spatula down* awe shit! *storms away*
mom: *laughs at me the whole day*
Yes, mega blonde moment right there.
But this time I made sure to put cheese. =)
Worked a little on my Valley Voyages journal today, gonna finish the rest up tomorrow.
By the way, schedule is full for tomorrow.
Getting home, doing VV, then working out and going out to order my Letterman's jacket.
Then it's of course Friday, pizza night, so Dad and I are going to go out and get pizza and then buy a lottery ticket.
Which reminds me.
Wanna hear something funny about my dad?
Remember those breakfast with Santa things at the High school and they had raffles?
Well, my dad would always put his name in something, and he would win it. EVERY YEAR.
And while he was in Vegas for his fastener convention he put his business card in a raffle for an Ohio State golf bag and won it.
It came today, and he gave it to me since he doesn't use those types of bags.
Thanks dad! =)
Anyways, we're hoping to become millionaires so my parents can retire and not have to worry as much about college anymore. =D
Sounds like a good plan huh?!
=p
If we win I swear though, I think I'll spaz out from all the epicness and excitement.
=)
Hmmmm...thinking about getting a new template for my blog very soon...
Well, think I should end this very very long postie now.
OH I ALMOST FORGOT!
Caramel has asked me to ask you, Mr. Johansson, what you would do if I started refering to you as Joey on my blog? =p
ily.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Something to Ponder:
Rayy: how do you tell the difference between xxx as being three kisses and it as being porn?
Now you KNOW she has a point.
Thing that concerns me is....why dose she need to know the different....?
o.o
Rayy's been a baaaad baaaad girl! =p
So yesterday I finally completed my English paper, which I must say, is really half ass. I could have done way better but as long as I still get a good grade all that matters right??
Heh heh....yeah.
Cyrus sent me a video on youtube and guess what....you'll never believe this, but it actually shows that there are people in this world, with a lower IQ than Bush. Shocking I know, just sit down and steady your breathing. Here is the linky for the video just to prove to you that it's true: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE
Hero's was pretty good last night, per usual there were more questions than answers. Syler wasn't baking muffins or anything anymore though, he's back to his physio killer self! Yayz!
Today I nearly fell asleep in Physics and in Geometry. Mr. Lawrence wasn't here today, and I didn't understand anything the sub explained. It's not like my parents could help me on my homework either. Maybe I'll figure it out in the end....
In PE our basketball game has a perfect record..........we haven't won a game yet! =D
Be jealous.
Spanish I actually understood what was going on!!
History Mr. J was finally starting to put his foot down when it came to Sarah. My mom told me to think positive about Sarah being in my history class. So after I thought about it, I guess in a positive sense she's testing my self control.
I mean if I had none I would have slapped her already.
I guess my mom was right! =D
Oh, we also were looking on Google Earth and I saw a little youtube icon in Ontario, Canada. It reminded me of Andrew Bravner! I was so tempted to yell "CLICK IT!!!!!!!" and see if that was his, but I didn't.
Look, more self control! =p
Art I finally started the project instead of procrastinate the whole time. I had to chalk the back of my drawing and stuff. Not too thrilling since we've done the exact same thing for the other project but oh well I guess. With we could do some type of needle point or sewing or whatnot. I've been meaning for my mom to teach me but I don't have the time. =/
English we kept replaying the part in The Patriot where the one solider gets his head blown off by a cannon. We have a weird sense of humor I guess. =)
Stayed after school to hang with everyone and watch the movie Kiss Me Kate. Rayy, Dev, Sami, Emilee (Zak's sister who is nice and doesn't hate me for the fact that I broke up with her brother), Jason, Hannah, Sam from my history class, Bryan, Alison, and many others. Mike was there too, but he was on the other side of the auditorium. Funny thing is, when I yelled his name really loud, everyone else but him looked at me. It's not like they were nice looks either. They seemed to be this quit-being-so-happy-to-see-people-and-go-away-or-we-attack-you type look.
Super scary!
Heh, we didn't start the movie for like, a half hour because they couldn't figure out what was wrong with the projector. Once they got it going I was proud that after 8 years, I still remember the play.
And now it's time for.....
THE BLONDE MOMENT OF ASHLEY!
And yes, I realize there is more than one...
So my dad was picking me up, but he also had clients from Chicago in his car with him. I didn't realize that, so when I saw a car look like his pull up, I ran too it waving then noticed when I looked in the windows and saw these two women in the car. Being very smart I acted like I was waving to somebody behind them and started to walk away.
Heh....turns out my dad was in the drivers seat, I just didn't see him.
We had a good laugh about it though. =D
When I got home I read a few pages of Breaking Dawn before finishing my Spanish homework and starting my Vally Voyages journal. It feels so weird that I can use the words 'you' and 'I'.....
Oh yeah!!
Thought I'd add a few more songs to the playlist after this.
Nightwish; 10th Man Down (I'd describe this song as...unusual, cheese, dramatic....I like it though, it's different)
The Summer Overture Remix from the Requiem for a Dream Soundtrack (You've heard this in many movie trailers)
Keane; Hamburg Song (From the Twilight playlist)
and
Us and Them; Pink Floyd. (Pure awesomeness from what I consider the oldies)
They should all be there soon that is, if the playlist website has them. Hope so!
ily.
Now you KNOW she has a point.
Thing that concerns me is....why dose she need to know the different....?
o.o
Rayy's been a baaaad baaaad girl! =p
So yesterday I finally completed my English paper, which I must say, is really half ass. I could have done way better but as long as I still get a good grade all that matters right??
Heh heh....yeah.
Cyrus sent me a video on youtube and guess what....you'll never believe this, but it actually shows that there are people in this world, with a lower IQ than Bush. Shocking I know, just sit down and steady your breathing. Here is the linky for the video just to prove to you that it's true: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE
Hero's was pretty good last night, per usual there were more questions than answers. Syler wasn't baking muffins or anything anymore though, he's back to his physio killer self! Yayz!
Today I nearly fell asleep in Physics and in Geometry. Mr. Lawrence wasn't here today, and I didn't understand anything the sub explained. It's not like my parents could help me on my homework either. Maybe I'll figure it out in the end....
In PE our basketball game has a perfect record..........we haven't won a game yet! =D
Be jealous.
Spanish I actually understood what was going on!!
History Mr. J was finally starting to put his foot down when it came to Sarah. My mom told me to think positive about Sarah being in my history class. So after I thought about it, I guess in a positive sense she's testing my self control.
I mean if I had none I would have slapped her already.
I guess my mom was right! =D
Oh, we also were looking on Google Earth and I saw a little youtube icon in Ontario, Canada. It reminded me of Andrew Bravner! I was so tempted to yell "CLICK IT!!!!!!!" and see if that was his, but I didn't.
Look, more self control! =p
Art I finally started the project instead of procrastinate the whole time. I had to chalk the back of my drawing and stuff. Not too thrilling since we've done the exact same thing for the other project but oh well I guess. With we could do some type of needle point or sewing or whatnot. I've been meaning for my mom to teach me but I don't have the time. =/
English we kept replaying the part in The Patriot where the one solider gets his head blown off by a cannon. We have a weird sense of humor I guess. =)
Stayed after school to hang with everyone and watch the movie Kiss Me Kate. Rayy, Dev, Sami, Emilee (Zak's sister who is nice and doesn't hate me for the fact that I broke up with her brother), Jason, Hannah, Sam from my history class, Bryan, Alison, and many others. Mike was there too, but he was on the other side of the auditorium. Funny thing is, when I yelled his name really loud, everyone else but him looked at me. It's not like they were nice looks either. They seemed to be this quit-being-so-happy-to-see-people-and-go-away-or-we-attack-you type look.
Super scary!
Heh, we didn't start the movie for like, a half hour because they couldn't figure out what was wrong with the projector. Once they got it going I was proud that after 8 years, I still remember the play.
And now it's time for.....
THE BLONDE MOMENT OF ASHLEY!
And yes, I realize there is more than one...
So my dad was picking me up, but he also had clients from Chicago in his car with him. I didn't realize that, so when I saw a car look like his pull up, I ran too it waving then noticed when I looked in the windows and saw these two women in the car. Being very smart I acted like I was waving to somebody behind them and started to walk away.
Heh....turns out my dad was in the drivers seat, I just didn't see him.
We had a good laugh about it though. =D
When I got home I read a few pages of Breaking Dawn before finishing my Spanish homework and starting my Vally Voyages journal. It feels so weird that I can use the words 'you' and 'I'.....
Oh yeah!!
Thought I'd add a few more songs to the playlist after this.
Nightwish; 10th Man Down (I'd describe this song as...unusual, cheese, dramatic....I like it though, it's different)
The Summer Overture Remix from the Requiem for a Dream Soundtrack (You've heard this in many movie trailers)
Keane; Hamburg Song (From the Twilight playlist)
and
Us and Them; Pink Floyd. (Pure awesomeness from what I consider the oldies)
They should all be there soon that is, if the playlist website has them. Hope so!
ily.
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