"What are you doing"
-What do you think I'm doing? Engage your brain for once and you just might figure it out.
"Mrs. Tong, I think I typed in the wrong website..."
-Good for you and thanks for sharing. Wanna cookie?
"Ashley, I didn't know you were in this lunch!"
-Really? So where the fuck was I last Tuesday when you said 'Hi!' to me in the lunch line?
"I'm tiiiired, can we take a breeeeak?"
Maybe if you didn't come to school in your fucking PJs you'd have a bit more energy.
"I didn't know how to do the math homework!"
-Well that's your own damn fault. Maybe if you would quit playing with yourself and take your phone out of your crotch to look up at the overhead every once in a while you would have known how.
"Wow. Could she walk any faster?"
-Um, could you walk any slower? Forgive me that I'm not 'gangster' enough to walk at a snails pace with a big cluster fuck of people blocking the hallway to only then walk into class late complaining that I didn't know how to do the fucking math homework.
"Ashley, what was the homework about? You don't know? Did you do it?"
-No, I actually did do it but I'm just lying to you so I look like a dumbass.
"Duuuuude, you like, almost pulled down my pants when you stepped on the bottom."
-I'm sorry, maybe if you shopped in the right section of the store or bought a fucking belt that wouldn't have happened.
Aren't I just a ray of fucking sunshine today?
Showing posts with label annoying. Show all posts
Showing posts with label annoying. Show all posts
Monday, February 1, 2010
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Cleaning Youtube
If there's one thing that I wish Youtube/Google would do is get rid of the people (mostly children 14 and under) who either:
A. Get accounts to just bash videos
B. Get accounts just to spam
C. Make weird random comments ranging from "I want to rape you", "I just fucked your mom", or "Too bad I didn't cum"
D. Post up the chain comments demanding that you copy and paste them to 10 million other videos in the next 10 seconds or some demon alien clown will come into your room at night and slit your throat
E. rite comnts lkei dis
F. rite comnts lkei dis wile tryin 2 inult ppl.
G. Try to use Youtube/Google as a type of myspace or face book
H. Who beg for you to subscribe to them and when you don't try to send you hate mail telling you to kill yourself
I'm subscribed to a lot of people in the Youtube community, and I love watching the videos the website and users have to offer, but I'm tired of the lower class part of the community, and I'm sure others are too.
Let's stop trying to remove copyrighted videos and focus more on removing it's abusing, childish users instead, eh?
A. Get accounts to just bash videos
B. Get accounts just to spam
C. Make weird random comments ranging from "I want to rape you", "I just fucked your mom", or "Too bad I didn't cum"
D. Post up the chain comments demanding that you copy and paste them to 10 million other videos in the next 10 seconds or some demon alien clown will come into your room at night and slit your throat
E. rite comnts lkei dis
F. rite comnts lkei dis wile tryin 2 inult ppl.
G. Try to use Youtube/Google as a type of myspace or face book
H. Who beg for you to subscribe to them and when you don't try to send you hate mail telling you to kill yourself
I'm subscribed to a lot of people in the Youtube community, and I love watching the videos the website and users have to offer, but I'm tired of the lower class part of the community, and I'm sure others are too.
Let's stop trying to remove copyrighted videos and focus more on removing it's abusing, childish users instead, eh?
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Time For Change
So remember that annoying voice mail that I have?
Ya know, the one where I'm like:
Hello?
*pauses*
Ha ha, just kidding this is my voice mail. Leave a message at the beep. Beeeeeep.
Well, I finally came up with a new one and it has been recorded.
It goes like this:
Hi, you have reached my voice mail. I didn't pick up because A. I'm busy at the moment or B. I hate you. Please leave a message at the beep and wait to see which letter.
=D
ily.
Ya know, the one where I'm like:
Hello?
*pauses*
Ha ha, just kidding this is my voice mail. Leave a message at the beep. Beeeeeep.
Well, I finally came up with a new one and it has been recorded.
It goes like this:
Hi, you have reached my voice mail. I didn't pick up because A. I'm busy at the moment or B. I hate you. Please leave a message at the beep and wait to see which letter.
=D
ily.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Annnnooooyyyyiiiinnnngggg
That last blog postie title....
Jealouse?
>=)
Blah.
Last night Hero's Villains was on from 9-11. I thought when they said 2 hour premier they meant the extra stuff in the first hour (sneak previews, people cheering on the red carpet) and then the next the actually show.
Heh heh...wrong!
I was tired. Even more so my mom was sick so I stayed up and check on her every so often. Sleep wasn't really possible last night.
Which probably leads me to my sour mood this morning. But hey, when you got Ariel glomping on you or Gerber asking me every time I'm a little crabby if I'm freaking slitting my wrists again, you tend to get that way.
Physics I nearly fell asleep in. We did stuff with sounds. Then in math we went to the computer lab today to create our passwords for the online book. We also go tons of homework. Joy. Supposed to have a test tomorrow in his class too, but we're not gonna be their cuz he'll be driving the team to Windmill lakes, leaving us to have to make it up. Brilliant.
PE I was now excited because we were playing softball. Last night my dad and I played catch outside and I batted and I was actually better than I thought I was (skillz!). Well, we get out side, and I had brought my mitt mind you, and........we're playing with a freaking wiffle ball.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
......
Also Zak was being lazy and sat in the dugout. Anoyying. Sad. Shameful.
.....*sigh*.....
Spanish was boring. We were doing this thing with saying which subject pronoun when talking about a person or thing and everybody kept saying you, or we, in Spanish even the teacher told them 15 TIMES (yes I counted) that we were only using el, ella, ellos, and ellas.
Dumbasses.
History was okay. People complained about notes, very annoying. I can't wait till they get to college! =D ... -_-
Art we painted, I'm not very good, and I don't prefer painting but oh well.
Now, here's what really, really, really made my day.
English class the teacher was like "NAH NAH NAH I'VE HEARD THAT YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TOLD BY OTHER CLASSES THAT WE HAVE A QUIZ OR SOMETHING BLAH BLAH AND THAT'S CHEATING BLAH BLAH AND I WON'T ACCEPT IT BLAH BLAH *blubber jiggles* SO I'M JUST GOING TO MAKE THE TEST HARDER FOR YOU BLAH BLAH NAH NAH BLAH NAH!!!!!"
I got a 3/10.
Ryan got a 1/10.
Fucking ridiculous.
There goes my good grade in that class.
Ugh, and Thursday that stupid consular lady or whatever is coming in. I hate her. She kicked me out of her office because when she asked me what college I was planning on going to I said 'which ever one will take me' and said that I had no future.
Isn't she a load of fun and inspiration.
Wrist was killing me today and worse, coach noticed. I want to play tomorrow too. Windmill is a great course and I know it well. Shot my best game there for crying out loud! If he gives me this, oh well your wrist, and there's always next year crap I'll slap him so hard his head will spin.
....and there goes my grade in math if that happens.....
=)
I'd like to add that stress seems to be on the shoulders of many people. I think a little "I don't care fuck it" attitude helps for some things. For example:
Devvy Chan rushed to English from PE (didn't even change and was so out of breath she looked sick) because they let them into the locker room right when the bell rang, and Lardell said he wouldn't sign out a pass.
1. he was probably meaning the guys
2. the teachers would understand, it happens a lot, no biggie
So if Devlyn would have taken her time, it would have been alright, she would have been changed, and not have to worry about getting her real clothes out of her locker after school.
Now, when it comes to homework, don't us that attitude. I've tried...it doesn't work.
Big surprise there though.
Homework I get the easiest stuff done so I can concentrate more on the harder stuff and take my time and not have to worry about all the other little things I have to do.
When you get home, don't think about all the shit ya gotta do, it'll just overwhelm you.
Figure out what you'll be learning in class the next day. It will help you plan your day, and also get rid of the unknown, which stresses a lot of people (like me) out.
Example: Playing a new golf course in a match. I don't know where to hit or what to do and I lose my head and play bad.
Similar applies for school.
Don't concentrate on your grade, concentrate on doing your homework. You'll be surprised when it goes up and stays up. (at least that works for me, I don't get as worked up ya know?)
Ummm....if you don't know something, ask a friend, or e-mail your teacher.
To keep from forgetting your books during your last period class look in your planner and plan out what you need to take home so you're not rushing at your locker to make the bus.
Think that's some good advice....
Ya don't have to follow it, but if you try it, that would be nice. Hey, maybe it will work, though I'm no advice-giver-person. =p
We're going to Bob Evans tomorrow for breakfast before we go to golf! Weeeeeee!
Get to miss picture day. I'm glad, because I don't like pictures, but I'm defiantly more confident in my appearance.
Wish me luck tomorrow! =D
ily.
Jealouse?
>=)
Blah.
Last night Hero's Villains was on from 9-11. I thought when they said 2 hour premier they meant the extra stuff in the first hour (sneak previews, people cheering on the red carpet) and then the next the actually show.
Heh heh...wrong!
I was tired. Even more so my mom was sick so I stayed up and check on her every so often. Sleep wasn't really possible last night.
Which probably leads me to my sour mood this morning. But hey, when you got Ariel glomping on you or Gerber asking me every time I'm a little crabby if I'm freaking slitting my wrists again, you tend to get that way.
Physics I nearly fell asleep in. We did stuff with sounds. Then in math we went to the computer lab today to create our passwords for the online book. We also go tons of homework. Joy. Supposed to have a test tomorrow in his class too, but we're not gonna be their cuz he'll be driving the team to Windmill lakes, leaving us to have to make it up. Brilliant.
PE I was now excited because we were playing softball. Last night my dad and I played catch outside and I batted and I was actually better than I thought I was (skillz!). Well, we get out side, and I had brought my mitt mind you, and........we're playing with a freaking wiffle ball.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
......
Also Zak was being lazy and sat in the dugout. Anoyying. Sad. Shameful.
.....*sigh*.....
Spanish was boring. We were doing this thing with saying which subject pronoun when talking about a person or thing and everybody kept saying you, or we, in Spanish even the teacher told them 15 TIMES (yes I counted) that we were only using el, ella, ellos, and ellas.
Dumbasses.
History was okay. People complained about notes, very annoying. I can't wait till they get to college! =D ... -_-
Art we painted, I'm not very good, and I don't prefer painting but oh well.
Now, here's what really, really, really made my day.
English class the teacher was like "NAH NAH NAH I'VE HEARD THAT YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TOLD BY OTHER CLASSES THAT WE HAVE A QUIZ OR SOMETHING BLAH BLAH AND THAT'S CHEATING BLAH BLAH AND I WON'T ACCEPT IT BLAH BLAH *blubber jiggles* SO I'M JUST GOING TO MAKE THE TEST HARDER FOR YOU BLAH BLAH NAH NAH BLAH NAH!!!!!"
I got a 3/10.
Ryan got a 1/10.
Fucking ridiculous.
There goes my good grade in that class.
Ugh, and Thursday that stupid consular lady or whatever is coming in. I hate her. She kicked me out of her office because when she asked me what college I was planning on going to I said 'which ever one will take me' and said that I had no future.
Isn't she a load of fun and inspiration.
Wrist was killing me today and worse, coach noticed. I want to play tomorrow too. Windmill is a great course and I know it well. Shot my best game there for crying out loud! If he gives me this, oh well your wrist, and there's always next year crap I'll slap him so hard his head will spin.
....and there goes my grade in math if that happens.....
=)
I'd like to add that stress seems to be on the shoulders of many people. I think a little "I don't care fuck it" attitude helps for some things. For example:
Devvy Chan rushed to English from PE (didn't even change and was so out of breath she looked sick) because they let them into the locker room right when the bell rang, and Lardell said he wouldn't sign out a pass.
1. he was probably meaning the guys
2. the teachers would understand, it happens a lot, no biggie
So if Devlyn would have taken her time, it would have been alright, she would have been changed, and not have to worry about getting her real clothes out of her locker after school.
Now, when it comes to homework, don't us that attitude. I've tried...it doesn't work.
Big surprise there though.
Homework I get the easiest stuff done so I can concentrate more on the harder stuff and take my time and not have to worry about all the other little things I have to do.
When you get home, don't think about all the shit ya gotta do, it'll just overwhelm you.
Figure out what you'll be learning in class the next day. It will help you plan your day, and also get rid of the unknown, which stresses a lot of people (like me) out.
Example: Playing a new golf course in a match. I don't know where to hit or what to do and I lose my head and play bad.
Similar applies for school.
Don't concentrate on your grade, concentrate on doing your homework. You'll be surprised when it goes up and stays up. (at least that works for me, I don't get as worked up ya know?)
Ummm....if you don't know something, ask a friend, or e-mail your teacher.
To keep from forgetting your books during your last period class look in your planner and plan out what you need to take home so you're not rushing at your locker to make the bus.
Think that's some good advice....
Ya don't have to follow it, but if you try it, that would be nice. Hey, maybe it will work, though I'm no advice-giver-person. =p
We're going to Bob Evans tomorrow for breakfast before we go to golf! Weeeeeee!
Get to miss picture day. I'm glad, because I don't like pictures, but I'm defiantly more confident in my appearance.
Wish me luck tomorrow! =D
ily.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Keyboarding Again
I dunno but today it's kind of hard to concentrate with my keyboarding teacher babbling on like she continues to do even though no one listens to her...
I usually can block it out but today just isn't my day I guess. Worse, I'm behind in Word Excel Projects because I was sick. I guess I'll get them done soon.
Might post again today later.
I usually can block it out but today just isn't my day I guess. Worse, I'm behind in Word Excel Projects because I was sick. I guess I'll get them done soon.
Might post again today later.
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