Jeez, everyone is getting sick. Friends are sick, family is sick. Hell, even I've been sick for the past week. They shut down University school for a week too because so many kids were out sick.
=/
Nothing very exciting happened during school today.
But after school I did have a blonde moment.
So I go to Kohl's to get an application. After finding the customer service desk they refused to give me an application because I was 16 and now 17.
But here's the fun part.
When I walk out the door to the parking lot again I notice something....
The car isn't there.
At first I thought it was the normal, hey you're in the wrong row but as I started looking around, I couldn't see it still.
Next I tried hitting the unlock button, hoping the lights would flash and attract my attention. However, no lights either.
Kinda think of it, none of the cars looked like mine.
I called my Mom up and asked how to turn the panic alarm off on the car once you press the button (so I didn't look like a moron when I hit it to find the car and not being able to shut it down) and she asked me why I needed to.
I told her I couldn't find the car and I took a deep breath and pressed the panic button on the keys...
No alarm. No ringing. No nothing.
Naturally I started freaking a little and thinking the worst.
But Mom came to the rescue!
You see, I hardy ever shop at Kohl's (wonder why I wanna work there huh? =p) thus, I don't know the layout all that well.
So when my Mother asked me "Well, are you in the right parking lot?"...well...yeah.
Turns out there are two parking lots that look exactly the same.
.....
But the car was in the other one!!
Tonight everyone (except Dad) is sick in the house, and he's going out of town tomorrow. So I'm going to take care of Mommy and JJ tomorrow.
I'm sensing a pajama 'party'?
ily.
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Saturday, July 18, 2009
MISSING
My golf swing. Last seen at the driving range.
Not heard of again since the golf course.
*headdesk*
Shitty round. But Dad and Mr. Grayson were placing bets and doing funny shit to distract each other from the game, so it wasn't all that bad. =p
I also golfed in a pair of my brothers old long kaki pants since I don't have any of my own. They barley fit me. =p
When Dad and him stopped at the Quick Check to go get some beer I asked him if I could drive on the way home, but he said no.
So I crawled up into the driver seat anyways. =D
The old lady parked in her car next to use started laughing when my Dad came out to see I was at the wheel. =p
As I was eating my homemade pizza sandwich my brother came in the house saying that there was a brown dog in the backyard. After 4 yards we finally caught it and literally had to drag it across the street (which is where JJ said it belonged) because it didn't want to walk anymore.
Buuut, as it turns out, it wasn't the right house! Apparently the dog was Zack, the one that lives at Nutboy's house (where the horses are) which was back on our side of the street one house down.
So then we had to take the dog all the way that way and finally Nutboy's tenants put him back in his cage yard.
Did I mention I walked all around in my cow socks? o.o
That was very brave of me. I mean, what if they got a hole in them?! Not only would they be ruined but I could have gotten (what I like to say) toe-lee-o and have to get a tetris shot!
Speaking of which, am I the only one who thought it was a 'tetris shot' instead of a 'tetanus shot' for a few years? I swear that's what people would say...
Don't laugh at me.
=p
Thought of another script to write, and I just finished writing the first scene with my new software!
I'm most likely going to be putting off the mall video...but only until I think of how to put all the footage together in my head! So no worries!
I already have the first 30 seconds done!! =D
That's about it for now!
ily.
Not heard of again since the golf course.
*headdesk*
Shitty round. But Dad and Mr. Grayson were placing bets and doing funny shit to distract each other from the game, so it wasn't all that bad. =p
I also golfed in a pair of my brothers old long kaki pants since I don't have any of my own. They barley fit me. =p
When Dad and him stopped at the Quick Check to go get some beer I asked him if I could drive on the way home, but he said no.
So I crawled up into the driver seat anyways. =D
The old lady parked in her car next to use started laughing when my Dad came out to see I was at the wheel. =p
As I was eating my homemade pizza sandwich my brother came in the house saying that there was a brown dog in the backyard. After 4 yards we finally caught it and literally had to drag it across the street (which is where JJ said it belonged) because it didn't want to walk anymore.
Buuut, as it turns out, it wasn't the right house! Apparently the dog was Zack, the one that lives at Nutboy's house (where the horses are) which was back on our side of the street one house down.
So then we had to take the dog all the way that way and finally Nutboy's tenants put him back in his cage yard.
Did I mention I walked all around in my cow socks? o.o
That was very brave of me. I mean, what if they got a hole in them?! Not only would they be ruined but I could have gotten (what I like to say) toe-lee-o and have to get a tetris shot!
Speaking of which, am I the only one who thought it was a 'tetris shot' instead of a 'tetanus shot' for a few years? I swear that's what people would say...
Don't laugh at me.
=p
Thought of another script to write, and I just finished writing the first scene with my new software!
I'm most likely going to be putting off the mall video...but only until I think of how to put all the footage together in my head! So no worries!
I already have the first 30 seconds done!! =D
That's about it for now!
ily.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Sleep Walking
So I'm on the other bed in my bros room and he suddenly just pops out of bed and starts walking around.
Apparently he's sleep walking.
Well he then decided to go out into the hall, trip over the laundry basket, look around, mumble gibberish, get back up, and then walk back into his room and into his bed.
........
I laughed so hard.
ily.
Apparently he's sleep walking.
Well he then decided to go out into the hall, trip over the laundry basket, look around, mumble gibberish, get back up, and then walk back into his room and into his bed.
........
I laughed so hard.
ily.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Some Of You...
Might find the beginning of this post either:
A. Fucking hilarious
B. Fucking disturbing
or
C. Fucking hilariously disturbing
So my Dad is driving us (Jj, himself and me) to a funeral for this lady Jj knew that died. I'm sitting in the passengers seat and we're driving down this 4 lane road.
Well, this nice looking yellow Honda is driving past with all the windows down. The driver is a male, and he keeps leaning his head back and almost gasping/moaning.
I know what you're thinking: "Ummm...okay..."
It gets better.
As they come up a little closer while passing us I see this bleach blonde head of hair down under the wheel.
Yep, this guy is getting road head.
But wait, wait- it gets even better.
After he passed and was ahead of us I saw something in the road that the lucky male didn't notice in his drive of ecstasy...
a pot hole.
And he hit it.
xxxxD
Best. Day. Ever.
Dad took me to the range today and we corrected my swing even more. Golf league starts tomorrow, we're playing for handy cap.
I wonder if the AHSP will be there...
And to recap your memories AHSP was the Asshole Sexist Pig that refused to play golf with me because I was a girl and because I pissed him off even more by hitting in the guys t-box and not the girls.
And then kicking his ass and beating all 31 guys in the champs.
And yes I'm gloating now.
Anyways, while at the range I picked up an application there. I'm mosly likely going to be hired.
=D
To end this post I'm going to take you back to the beginning with your choices of A, B, or C.
I saw this while eating pizza yesterday.
And is it me or does that mime have a really big penis? =x
I'm being bad today.
ily.
A. Fucking hilarious
B. Fucking disturbing
or
C. Fucking hilariously disturbing
So my Dad is driving us (Jj, himself and me) to a funeral for this lady Jj knew that died. I'm sitting in the passengers seat and we're driving down this 4 lane road.
Well, this nice looking yellow Honda is driving past with all the windows down. The driver is a male, and he keeps leaning his head back and almost gasping/moaning.
I know what you're thinking: "Ummm...okay..."
It gets better.
As they come up a little closer while passing us I see this bleach blonde head of hair down under the wheel.
Yep, this guy is getting road head.
But wait, wait- it gets even better.
After he passed and was ahead of us I saw something in the road that the lucky male didn't notice in his drive of ecstasy...
a pot hole.
And he hit it.
xxxxD
Best. Day. Ever.
Dad took me to the range today and we corrected my swing even more. Golf league starts tomorrow, we're playing for handy cap.
I wonder if the AHSP will be there...
And to recap your memories AHSP was the Asshole Sexist Pig that refused to play golf with me because I was a girl and because I pissed him off even more by hitting in the guys t-box and not the girls.
And then kicking his ass and beating all 31 guys in the champs.
And yes I'm gloating now.
Anyways, while at the range I picked up an application there. I'm mosly likely going to be hired.
=D
To end this post I'm going to take you back to the beginning with your choices of A, B, or C.
I saw this while eating pizza yesterday.
And is it me or does that mime have a really big penis? =x
I'm being bad today.
ily.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Pro-Pot Courage
I now have complete respect for this kid.
He's got balls man.
=p
Valley Voyages was fun today. =)
Woke up around 8, got dressed, made some soup for breakfast. =p
Mom sat out in the garage with me while I waited for Cyrus to come. She looked really tired from last night, she was really, really sick but didn't want to go to the ER. She's too afraid to go because last time they nicked her nerve with an IV and that's why her arm is how it is.
*sigh*
Dad and I got in someone of a religious fight last night while we were watching TV.
We were talking about Mom and how sick she was and he said "Maybe God will let her live another day."
And I told him that if there was a god she wouldn't be sick, or he would have killed her and put her out of her misery long ago.
He currently isn't talking to me with the exception of golf league information.
But I don't really have any complaints, he'll be over it by Friday.
Rained pretty much all day today, but that didn't stop the little 4th graders.
My station was to bring a group to the bridge over the Cuyahoga River and then we'd measure the water temperature.
Sadly it was not by throwing a kid in, which would have been how I'd done it. Instead, the kids lowered a bucket over the bridge and got the water then brought it back up. Then when everyone had their info in their booklets and I told them things and asked them questions they all fought to dump it back in.
Cyrus and Jeff went and harassed a kid wearing a shirt that said "Got a sister?" on it.
Cyrus: Excuse me sir, but what doesn't this shirt mean?
Jeff: Yeah, are you curious if people have siblings?
Kid: *shakes head*
Random 4th grade girls: it's for a date!
Cyrus: You mean with a girl?! You don't want cooties!
Kid: I'm not afraid of them! ....What are they?...
Cyrus: They're little parasites that suck out your money!
xD
Then Jeff said that premarital sex or whatever could get you AIDS and the kids one friend in my group was all like "Ha ha, Johnny has cooties and AIDs!"
Some people just never grow up. =p
Cyrus dropped me off at the house.
I cleaned my room and laid down on the couch with the TV on to try and fall asleep since I've been up for two days straight.
Just can't seem to sleep though and I'm too tired to really think so it's a lose lose situation.
Took a longer shower than I really needed to and then watched some more CSI.
Depending on the weather I'm going to try and get a full nights sleep tonight.
ily.
He's got balls man.
=p
Valley Voyages was fun today. =)
Woke up around 8, got dressed, made some soup for breakfast. =p
Mom sat out in the garage with me while I waited for Cyrus to come. She looked really tired from last night, she was really, really sick but didn't want to go to the ER. She's too afraid to go because last time they nicked her nerve with an IV and that's why her arm is how it is.
*sigh*
Dad and I got in someone of a religious fight last night while we were watching TV.
We were talking about Mom and how sick she was and he said "Maybe God will let her live another day."
And I told him that if there was a god she wouldn't be sick, or he would have killed her and put her out of her misery long ago.
He currently isn't talking to me with the exception of golf league information.
But I don't really have any complaints, he'll be over it by Friday.
Rained pretty much all day today, but that didn't stop the little 4th graders.
My station was to bring a group to the bridge over the Cuyahoga River and then we'd measure the water temperature.
Sadly it was not by throwing a kid in, which would have been how I'd done it. Instead, the kids lowered a bucket over the bridge and got the water then brought it back up. Then when everyone had their info in their booklets and I told them things and asked them questions they all fought to dump it back in.
Cyrus and Jeff went and harassed a kid wearing a shirt that said "Got a sister?" on it.
Cyrus: Excuse me sir, but what doesn't this shirt mean?
Jeff: Yeah, are you curious if people have siblings?
Kid: *shakes head*
Random 4th grade girls: it's for a date!
Cyrus: You mean with a girl?! You don't want cooties!
Kid: I'm not afraid of them! ....What are they?...
Cyrus: They're little parasites that suck out your money!
xD
Then Jeff said that premarital sex or whatever could get you AIDS and the kids one friend in my group was all like "Ha ha, Johnny has cooties and AIDs!"
Some people just never grow up. =p
Cyrus dropped me off at the house.
I cleaned my room and laid down on the couch with the TV on to try and fall asleep since I've been up for two days straight.
Just can't seem to sleep though and I'm too tired to really think so it's a lose lose situation.
Took a longer shower than I really needed to and then watched some more CSI.
Depending on the weather I'm going to try and get a full nights sleep tonight.
ily.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Have I Ever Told You How Much
My mother and I love thunderstorms? Last nights was a good one! Very cool lightning. =)
We stayed up and watched the storm roll and then went and laid on her bed to watch the 1st half of the tonight show with it's new host.
He wasn't funny at all. I want Jay Leno back. >=/
Mm fell asleep after that and I stayed up and sat around with the cat and the dog on the bedroom floor reading all night just in case she needed anything.
Dad was out of town, and she was sick and she wouldn't be able to have toe strength or energy to yell up to us or go upstairs if she needed us, so I stayed close and awake.
Around 5:50 I went upstairs and took a quick shower then got dressed and went on the bus.
Had fun in study hall as normal.
Spanish exams I made a few careless errors due to my lack of sleep.
History was a ruckus I must say.
Art I finished my exam, so no exams for me Friday!
However I'll still be coming in due to shopping after with Rayy and friends! =D
Got home and fell right to sleep from 2:45-5:32, ate dinner, watched the news, played a little catch with my Dad, then came in to do a little history homework.
Tomorrow I won't be in school. VV tomorrow down at the Canal.
I think it starts at 9. =/
See you guys Thursday though! =D
OMG I also have the funniest new neighbors ever.
So I can hear them MOWING THEIR LAWN across the street. It's currently 9:30 and dark out. Then all of a sudden the moving stops.
"Doood! Why did you stop?! You can't be done yet!"
"I hit the flag pole!"
xxxD
Epic ROLFCOPTER.
ily.
We stayed up and watched the storm roll and then went and laid on her bed to watch the 1st half of the tonight show with it's new host.
He wasn't funny at all. I want Jay Leno back. >=/
Mm fell asleep after that and I stayed up and sat around with the cat and the dog on the bedroom floor reading all night just in case she needed anything.
Dad was out of town, and she was sick and she wouldn't be able to have toe strength or energy to yell up to us or go upstairs if she needed us, so I stayed close and awake.
Around 5:50 I went upstairs and took a quick shower then got dressed and went on the bus.
Had fun in study hall as normal.
Spanish exams I made a few careless errors due to my lack of sleep.
History was a ruckus I must say.
Art I finished my exam, so no exams for me Friday!
However I'll still be coming in due to shopping after with Rayy and friends! =D
Got home and fell right to sleep from 2:45-5:32, ate dinner, watched the news, played a little catch with my Dad, then came in to do a little history homework.
Tomorrow I won't be in school. VV tomorrow down at the Canal.
I think it starts at 9. =/
See you guys Thursday though! =D
OMG I also have the funniest new neighbors ever.
So I can hear them MOWING THEIR LAWN across the street. It's currently 9:30 and dark out. Then all of a sudden the moving stops.
"Doood! Why did you stop?! You can't be done yet!"
"I hit the flag pole!"
xxxD
Epic ROLFCOPTER.
ily.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
I Said This Yesterday But I'm Repetitive So...I Said This Yesterday But I'm Repetitive So...
When ever I see FAQ's in lower case...I always read it as fags....
Do any of you guys do that?
I'm completely serious.
ily.
Do any of you guys do that?
I'm completely serious.
ily.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Leaving
| Douglas R. Wasson | ||
 DOUGLAS R. WASSON, age 54, of Cleveland. Beloved husband of Katarina "Kathy" (nee Arsenijevic); devoted father of Ryan and Daniel Wasson; dearest son of Dick and Jackie Wasson (nee Schroepfer);brother of Tom (Dottie), Jean Mitchell (Pat) and Billy (deceased); son-in-law of Rade (deceased) and Gisela Arsenijevic; cherished uncle of Kristin, Kara, Kevin, Emily, Kate and Kamryn. Doug was a dedicated employee of UPS for 31 years. Passed away on Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Memorials may be forwarded to the American Cancer Society, 10501 Euclid Ave., Cleveland, OH 44106. Funeral Mass at 11:00 a.m. Tuesday, May 5, 2009 at Church of the Holy Angels, 18205 Chillicothe Rd., Bainbridge Township, where friends may call FROM 10:30 A.M. UNTIL THE TIME OF THE MASS. Cremation by Busch Crematory. Friends may call at the BUSCH FUNERAL HOME, 7501 RIDGE RD., PARMA, FROM 2-4 AND 7-9 P.M. MONDAY. | ||
Dad and I went to see Doug today and say our good-byes. Thank goodness he was cremated, I don't think I would have been able to hold myself together for very long if I just saw him lying there.
Met his wife and his one son Daniel. Dad did all of the talking though.
I kind of laughed though. There was a candle next to his urn and it reminded me of a part in this movie trailer where this guy is going "When my grandfather died there was this one candle next to his bed and it started flickering and we all thought that was him going to heaven. =)" and then the other guy goes "Dude you don't pass fire to get to heaven...I think he went to hell."
=p
It lifted up my spirits a tad.
Cyrus let me take his hoodie home as well so I'm snuggling in it.
I love snuggling in hoodies. =)
Rayy wasn't at school today, she's been sick since last week. Poor thing. =/
Feel better Rayy!! *huggles*
ily.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Warm Weather
Today I went with JJ and Mom to the IX center. We went to see the train thing.
What was funny though was that there was a motorcycle swap meet going on as well, so there were a bunch of Hells Angles walking around too. =p
It was like this as we were walking: huge tattooed people, little kids, big dude in leather, little dude picking his nose.
I got to drive home. It was awesome. 4 lanes of not so heavy traffic. I did really well too. Kept it around 70-75, looked in my mirrors, changed lanes with perfection, didn't crash.
I got stuck behind this old dude doing 65 though...very annoying...my exit was coming close too but I was so tempted to pass him...
Went to CVS after that and got a new folder! This one is plastic, so it should last more than a month.
Finished my math homework, and looked over my Spanish notes before going onto Study Island and finishing the tests for Social Studies.
OMG and I'm just looking at my twitter right now and kawiinot just typed the best twitter/haiku this week:
kawaiinot-Kawaiiku #137: bulbous tulips spurt/the daffodils grow erect/penises of spring #haiku
It's brilliant, no?
Got to go hit golf balls...OUTSIDE.
Dad and I loaded my clubs in the back and I got to drive to Shawnee Golf Course.
There were only 3 other people there. One guy was leaving. He asked my Dad how I played but I was actually getting my golf shoes on. =p
Golfers are so nosy. =p
I hit well until I started slicing the ball...then I let my anger get the best of me.
I calmed down when I drove home though. Driving seems to calm me down a lot.
Also, this shirt is so me.
OGT tomorrow. Reading, isn't it?
ily.
What was funny though was that there was a motorcycle swap meet going on as well, so there were a bunch of Hells Angles walking around too. =p
It was like this as we were walking: huge tattooed people, little kids, big dude in leather, little dude picking his nose.
I got to drive home. It was awesome. 4 lanes of not so heavy traffic. I did really well too. Kept it around 70-75, looked in my mirrors, changed lanes with perfection, didn't crash.
I got stuck behind this old dude doing 65 though...very annoying...my exit was coming close too but I was so tempted to pass him...
Went to CVS after that and got a new folder! This one is plastic, so it should last more than a month.
Finished my math homework, and looked over my Spanish notes before going onto Study Island and finishing the tests for Social Studies.
OMG and I'm just looking at my twitter right now and kawiinot just typed the best twitter/haiku this week:
kawaiinot-Kawaiiku #137: bulbous tulips spurt/the daffodils grow erect/penises of spring #haiku
It's brilliant, no?
Got to go hit golf balls...OUTSIDE.
Dad and I loaded my clubs in the back and I got to drive to Shawnee Golf Course.
There were only 3 other people there. One guy was leaving. He asked my Dad how I played but I was actually getting my golf shoes on. =p
Golfers are so nosy. =p
I hit well until I started slicing the ball...then I let my anger get the best of me.
I calmed down when I drove home though. Driving seems to calm me down a lot.
Also, this shirt is so me.
OGT tomorrow. Reading, isn't it?
ily.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
OMG TODAY...
I drove home... =x
IT WAS SO SCARY!!!
o.o
First we went to the play to take the test, and mom couldn't find how to get into the parking lot, so I told her they're also testing the old people by doing this too. =p
Finally parked, and then went inside and I was really scared because we were seriously the only white people in there and everyone was staring at my mom and I like they were going to kill us...
Went up to the desk and the man asked me to stand on this red line and he took my picture, before asking me to look into this thing to test my vision.
Then he started asking me questions. The 1st one was:
Have you ever had you license suspended before in this or any other state?
And I didn't answer fast, I actually kinda just started at him with this blank look on my face thinking "What the fuck I don't even have my license."
My Mom then said no, and the man half shouted "YOU CAN'T ANSWER FOR HER!" and then looked at me again.
Then he asked me if I had any medical or mental condition that would prevent me from driving. I was going to asked him if being blonde counted but he looked really mean and grumpy so I just said no...
The test was on a TOUCH SCREEN. I was so happy. Until I missed the first question. Then I was sad. IT WAS SO STUPID!!
It asked me what type of vehicles had to stop at railroad tracks.
and the choices were:
A. All vehicles
B. Public transportation
C. Cars
D. Vehicles carrying anything flammable or explosive
So, I thought back to my golf trips, and how in the van Coach had to stop and pull down the window and listen. So I picked B. The answer was D.
>=/
I passed though... =D
When I was done with my test, I went and sat down next to my mom in the seats. Two seats away was a woman, and then she had her purse set down on the seat next to her, and then their was my seat. My hand was close to her purse, but that didn't really matter to me until suddenly...I felt my hand getting very wet.
SHE HAD LITTLE PUPPIES IN HER PURSE!!
TWO OF THEM!!
They were adorable! ^-^
Got my license and they took my picture. After they did that, I had to sign on those little electric EPad things. I didn't really put together that what I signed on there would be my signature on my temps.
So now at the bottom of my temps it says in horrible cursive: Ashly Cost
and then after that it's a bunch of scribbles because I couldn't fit the rest of my name. =p
Mom didn't let me drive until we got to some familiar territory, then I had to drive to my Grammy's to pick up something.
I was holding the wheel so hard my knuckles were white. o.o
While I was driving on Boydan (I'm really sure that's not how the street name is spelled...but I don't care...), which is 25, I was doing 30. Everything was going fine when all of a sudden, this old guy pulls out and starts riding my ass.
AN OLD GUY!
I mean...normally it's the other way around...
But anyways, in the end, I just drove slower to piss him off and once we got to the intersection (I was going straight, he was making a left) he gave me this really evil glare and sped off.
=p
Mad it to Grammy's in once piece...although I made to fast of a turn turning into her street and most of the time Mom could have delivered the mail because I was so paranoid about hitting the on coming traffic so I was driving close to the shoulder...
When I shut the car off in my Grammy's driveway I nearly pissed myself. =p
Then I had to drive BACK.
It was better...until I got to my driveway.
Yes, my drive way.
No, I didn't hit my dad's reflectors, if I did, I would be dead.
What did happen though was when I turned into my driveway I suddenly see this huge white truck in front of me.
I screamed "THIS WASN'T ON THE TEST!" then slammed on my breaks. Turns out the roofing people came to the house today...
=p
Then that was it. I ate spaghetti for dinner and worked on my English paper rough draft from 6-9.
Ugh...it's so half ass...I didn't even write the conclusion paragraph...
Oh well.
Now I will go say hi to my Dad and then go to bed!
ily.
IT WAS SO SCARY!!!
o.o
First we went to the play to take the test, and mom couldn't find how to get into the parking lot, so I told her they're also testing the old people by doing this too. =p
Finally parked, and then went inside and I was really scared because we were seriously the only white people in there and everyone was staring at my mom and I like they were going to kill us...
Went up to the desk and the man asked me to stand on this red line and he took my picture, before asking me to look into this thing to test my vision.
Then he started asking me questions. The 1st one was:
Have you ever had you license suspended before in this or any other state?
And I didn't answer fast, I actually kinda just started at him with this blank look on my face thinking "What the fuck I don't even have my license."
My Mom then said no, and the man half shouted "YOU CAN'T ANSWER FOR HER!" and then looked at me again.
Then he asked me if I had any medical or mental condition that would prevent me from driving. I was going to asked him if being blonde counted but he looked really mean and grumpy so I just said no...
The test was on a TOUCH SCREEN. I was so happy. Until I missed the first question. Then I was sad. IT WAS SO STUPID!!
It asked me what type of vehicles had to stop at railroad tracks.
and the choices were:
A. All vehicles
B. Public transportation
C. Cars
D. Vehicles carrying anything flammable or explosive
So, I thought back to my golf trips, and how in the van Coach had to stop and pull down the window and listen. So I picked B. The answer was D.
>=/
I passed though... =D
When I was done with my test, I went and sat down next to my mom in the seats. Two seats away was a woman, and then she had her purse set down on the seat next to her, and then their was my seat. My hand was close to her purse, but that didn't really matter to me until suddenly...I felt my hand getting very wet.
SHE HAD LITTLE PUPPIES IN HER PURSE!!
TWO OF THEM!!
They were adorable! ^-^
Got my license and they took my picture. After they did that, I had to sign on those little electric EPad things. I didn't really put together that what I signed on there would be my signature on my temps.
So now at the bottom of my temps it says in horrible cursive: Ashly Cost
and then after that it's a bunch of scribbles because I couldn't fit the rest of my name. =p
Mom didn't let me drive until we got to some familiar territory, then I had to drive to my Grammy's to pick up something.
I was holding the wheel so hard my knuckles were white. o.o
While I was driving on Boydan (I'm really sure that's not how the street name is spelled...but I don't care...), which is 25, I was doing 30. Everything was going fine when all of a sudden, this old guy pulls out and starts riding my ass.
AN OLD GUY!
I mean...normally it's the other way around...
But anyways, in the end, I just drove slower to piss him off and once we got to the intersection (I was going straight, he was making a left) he gave me this really evil glare and sped off.
=p
Mad it to Grammy's in once piece...although I made to fast of a turn turning into her street and most of the time Mom could have delivered the mail because I was so paranoid about hitting the on coming traffic so I was driving close to the shoulder...
When I shut the car off in my Grammy's driveway I nearly pissed myself. =p
Then I had to drive BACK.
It was better...until I got to my driveway.
Yes, my drive way.
No, I didn't hit my dad's reflectors, if I did, I would be dead.
What did happen though was when I turned into my driveway I suddenly see this huge white truck in front of me.
I screamed "THIS WASN'T ON THE TEST!" then slammed on my breaks. Turns out the roofing people came to the house today...
=p
Then that was it. I ate spaghetti for dinner and worked on my English paper rough draft from 6-9.
Ugh...it's so half ass...I didn't even write the conclusion paragraph...
Oh well.
Now I will go say hi to my Dad and then go to bed!
ily.
Monday, February 23, 2009
New Moosic
Three new songs actually. =) Check them oooooout!
During the end of lunch today Mr. Browman was like "4B, or not 4B!" and I was like "Holy crap...that's so lame..."
When I was in the hall walking to English he then said "Come on man, this ain't no party, get to class and don't be tardy!"
I bet he comes up with better rhymes than the cheerleaders!
xD
Today a lot of people kept on coming up to me and going "OMG ASHLEY YOU'RE WEARING GLASSES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
I've been wearing glasses since I was 4 people, piiiiiiist, it's nothing new.
o.o
During Spanish today, while we were translation a paragraph, I started having a coughing fit. After it Smith pointed to me and went "Ana! Translate!!" And I looked at the paragraph and then asked her where we were and she looked at me like I was a dumbass and then pointed at somebody else to translate it.
I'm sorry, I can't cough and pay attention to what sentence we're on...
History was awesome. We watched FAMILY GUY.
Mhm, be jealous.
Way better than Saving Private Ryan or Hotel Rwanda (although I enjoyed both films in last year's class).
I have to make Mr. J cookies now because he's having the chappie 13 test on Monday...it's okay though because in the end, I still get the better end of the deal. I get more cookies. =p
Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha.
Art we're making designs for clay bowls. I've got two, we were supossed to have 5 last week. Our whole art class is so far behind. =p
English we took notes. Only a page and a half this time, which is better than her normal 5...
Got home and have been working on homework and talking with Cyrus. I didn't really do anything for my rough draft for English...I typed half a sentence...oh well. I'll get it done tomorrow.
Discovered I forgot to put Spanish 2 on my class list...had to fix that...
Caramel says he feels like shit, I told him he should take a shower and go to sleep. He thinks he has the flu which is bitter sweet because:
A. I didn't give him anything
B. The flu isn't good at all...
That's about it now, Hero's on in 20 minutes!
ily.
During the end of lunch today Mr. Browman was like "4B, or not 4B!" and I was like "Holy crap...that's so lame..."
When I was in the hall walking to English he then said "Come on man, this ain't no party, get to class and don't be tardy!"
I bet he comes up with better rhymes than the cheerleaders!
xD
Today a lot of people kept on coming up to me and going "OMG ASHLEY YOU'RE WEARING GLASSES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
I've been wearing glasses since I was 4 people, piiiiiiist, it's nothing new.
o.o
During Spanish today, while we were translation a paragraph, I started having a coughing fit. After it Smith pointed to me and went "Ana! Translate!!" And I looked at the paragraph and then asked her where we were and she looked at me like I was a dumbass and then pointed at somebody else to translate it.
I'm sorry, I can't cough and pay attention to what sentence we're on...
History was awesome. We watched FAMILY GUY.
Mhm, be jealous.
Way better than Saving Private Ryan or Hotel Rwanda (although I enjoyed both films in last year's class).
I have to make Mr. J cookies now because he's having the chappie 13 test on Monday...it's okay though because in the end, I still get the better end of the deal. I get more cookies. =p
Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha.
Art we're making designs for clay bowls. I've got two, we were supossed to have 5 last week. Our whole art class is so far behind. =p
English we took notes. Only a page and a half this time, which is better than her normal 5...
Got home and have been working on homework and talking with Cyrus. I didn't really do anything for my rough draft for English...I typed half a sentence...oh well. I'll get it done tomorrow.
Discovered I forgot to put Spanish 2 on my class list...had to fix that...
Caramel says he feels like shit, I told him he should take a shower and go to sleep. He thinks he has the flu which is bitter sweet because:
A. I didn't give him anything
B. The flu isn't good at all...
That's about it now, Hero's on in 20 minutes!
ily.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
I've heard that song so many times this week, I love it. Dad played it really down in the basement while I was playing a little pool with him, Uncle Gary, and Mr, Grayson. I did pretty good this time! =D
We were all singing along to it too. =p
What can I say, I like Elton John.
Today was fun, woke up showered and got ready to go to Jessica's party.
I tried to get directions to her house but the computer downstairs froze on me. It's so slow from all of JJ's games he had on there...that boy is obsessed with Star Trek.
It was getting close for us to leave to go to the party too, so I was really rushing to get them (which is my fault since I should have gotten them earlier =p) but anyways, I had moved onto my laptop, and everything was going fine then. I had finally gotten the directions, and I had copied them and pasted them to word to print out, when all of a sudden it says my computer can't connect to the printer.
So, being the violent child that I am, in a fit of range I kicked my dresser so hard that I collapsed to the floor in pain, all at the same time, grabbing a piece of paper and pen to scribble the directions down and hoping that I didn't break my foot.
My foot isn't broken, but it really fucking hurts.
I wonder if my dresser has a dent in it...
In the end though we go to Jessica's house. =p
Devvy Chan, and Ellie came. We had a Pikachu cake and ice cream (I had chocolate chip cookie dough flavored) and it was really good!
It actually looked like this (I found in on Google image search):
Headed to Dave and Busters. Played the racing games first. I won. =p
Next Devvy Chan, Jessica and I (we were the 3 Musketeers of the afternoon) went to the games where you can win tickets and had a lot of fun.
We played air hokey, DDR, a motorcycle racing game, a basketball game, ski ball, this one where you pull a crank and lands on a number of tickets (very high numbers too) and another game where you drop you coins it, and the more you knock down over this ledge, the more tickets you get.
In the end, I only got 857 tickets or so though.
With my tickets I bought a stuffed monkey that reminds me of Cy (I named it Cyro), a shot glass for my dad, a water bottle, a light up push pop, and a Dora tattoo.
=D
The ride back home was fun, Jessica's mom is really nice. =)
Mom picked me up and she had the radio turned up really loud "Shout" was playing. Then Bennie and the Jets came on! =D
Came home, ordered a pizza, and then waited for the pizza and Cyrus to get to my house so we can bring it over to Grammy's.
We talked about many things, and enjoyed coke (the drink), pizza, and klondike bars. For a while we watched Academic Challenge, before moving into the TV room. Deja Vu was on, but we weren't really paying attention to it. Besides, the movie looked boring anyways.
Big Al played a lot with us too. He's a sweet little thing. Get's a big rough though...he bit Cyrus, so Grammy put him in the laundry room area.
Left around 9:20ish, Cy drove me home, and then he had to leave quickly.
After he left, I hung out in the bedroom with mom, I brushed her hair and then braided it and she played with my hair too.
=)
Then I watched a bit of SNL with her (the House guy was hosting tonight and he spoke with his accent!).
Now I'm here talking with Cyrus. =)
And yes, it is 3AM.
=p
Going to the Golf thing at the IX Center tomorrow (or actually, latter on today) with Dad and Mr.Grayson.
Then I have golf practice too.
Fun stuffs, fun stuffs!
ily.
We were all singing along to it too. =p
What can I say, I like Elton John.
Today was fun, woke up showered and got ready to go to Jessica's party.
I tried to get directions to her house but the computer downstairs froze on me. It's so slow from all of JJ's games he had on there...that boy is obsessed with Star Trek.
It was getting close for us to leave to go to the party too, so I was really rushing to get them (which is my fault since I should have gotten them earlier =p) but anyways, I had moved onto my laptop, and everything was going fine then. I had finally gotten the directions, and I had copied them and pasted them to word to print out, when all of a sudden it says my computer can't connect to the printer.
So, being the violent child that I am, in a fit of range I kicked my dresser so hard that I collapsed to the floor in pain, all at the same time, grabbing a piece of paper and pen to scribble the directions down and hoping that I didn't break my foot.
My foot isn't broken, but it really fucking hurts.
I wonder if my dresser has a dent in it...
In the end though we go to Jessica's house. =p
Devvy Chan, and Ellie came. We had a Pikachu cake and ice cream (I had chocolate chip cookie dough flavored) and it was really good!
It actually looked like this (I found in on Google image search):
Headed to Dave and Busters. Played the racing games first. I won. =p
Next Devvy Chan, Jessica and I (we were the 3 Musketeers of the afternoon) went to the games where you can win tickets and had a lot of fun.
We played air hokey, DDR, a motorcycle racing game, a basketball game, ski ball, this one where you pull a crank and lands on a number of tickets (very high numbers too) and another game where you drop you coins it, and the more you knock down over this ledge, the more tickets you get.
In the end, I only got 857 tickets or so though.
With my tickets I bought a stuffed monkey that reminds me of Cy (I named it Cyro), a shot glass for my dad, a water bottle, a light up push pop, and a Dora tattoo.
=D
The ride back home was fun, Jessica's mom is really nice. =)
Mom picked me up and she had the radio turned up really loud "Shout" was playing. Then Bennie and the Jets came on! =D
Came home, ordered a pizza, and then waited for the pizza and Cyrus to get to my house so we can bring it over to Grammy's.
We talked about many things, and enjoyed coke (the drink), pizza, and klondike bars. For a while we watched Academic Challenge, before moving into the TV room. Deja Vu was on, but we weren't really paying attention to it. Besides, the movie looked boring anyways.
Big Al played a lot with us too. He's a sweet little thing. Get's a big rough though...he bit Cyrus, so Grammy put him in the laundry room area.
Left around 9:20ish, Cy drove me home, and then he had to leave quickly.
After he left, I hung out in the bedroom with mom, I brushed her hair and then braided it and she played with my hair too.
=)
Then I watched a bit of SNL with her (the House guy was hosting tonight and he spoke with his accent!).
Now I'm here talking with Cyrus. =)
And yes, it is 3AM.
=p
Going to the Golf thing at the IX Center tomorrow (or actually, latter on today) with Dad and Mr.Grayson.
Then I have golf practice too.
Fun stuffs, fun stuffs!
ily.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Hellz Yeah
My supa hero costume for spirit week tomorrow is so awesome. I can't wait until you guys see it!
It's so stupid it's epic. =p
I'll post a picture on here of me in it tomorrow.
Physics we had a lab today so we mostly messed around.
We got the lab done though!
Jess got yelled at by Pitts today because her skirt was too low. Well, at least that's what she said. If the office ladies didn't say anything, or her 1st and 2nd period teachers didn't say anything, I think it's fine.
She must have had a huge bug up her ass today, aside from the one she always has.
I keep biting my nails! ><
Oh!
Lost Asian is in my lunch!!
Who the hell is Lost Asian?
Well, there was this guy at the dance that just stood there most of the time looking completely lost, and he was Asian. So I nicknamed him Lost Asian. And now he's in my lunch!
It was so hard not to lunge at him and hug him. =p
History I took notes for section 1.
Art I worked on my scratch drawing and then someone gave me a cookie! =D
English I ate my cookie and gave Andy, Devvy Chan, and Ryan some.
They called us down for the show choir thing.
I honestly don't think they're that good. Their singing sucks and the dancing bores me.
But Mushroom head was in it!
Got home, and finished my Geometry homework and history notes for section 1 then ate dinner and went to Cyber Cafe to start on some of my Valley Voyages project.
It was fun, there was Twix Bars and hot chocolate. Zak was there though... I stayed close to Cy.
Came home, showered, showed my mom my supa hero costume, and now I'm here.
Going to bed now.
Night to all!
ily.
It's so stupid it's epic. =p
I'll post a picture on here of me in it tomorrow.
Physics we had a lab today so we mostly messed around.
We got the lab done though!
Jess got yelled at by Pitts today because her skirt was too low. Well, at least that's what she said. If the office ladies didn't say anything, or her 1st and 2nd period teachers didn't say anything, I think it's fine.
She must have had a huge bug up her ass today, aside from the one she always has.
I keep biting my nails! ><
Oh!
Lost Asian is in my lunch!!
Who the hell is Lost Asian?
Well, there was this guy at the dance that just stood there most of the time looking completely lost, and he was Asian. So I nicknamed him Lost Asian. And now he's in my lunch!
It was so hard not to lunge at him and hug him. =p
History I took notes for section 1.
Art I worked on my scratch drawing and then someone gave me a cookie! =D
English I ate my cookie and gave Andy, Devvy Chan, and Ryan some.
They called us down for the show choir thing.
I honestly don't think they're that good. Their singing sucks and the dancing bores me.
But Mushroom head was in it!
Got home, and finished my Geometry homework and history notes for section 1 then ate dinner and went to Cyber Cafe to start on some of my Valley Voyages project.
It was fun, there was Twix Bars and hot chocolate. Zak was there though... I stayed close to Cy.
Came home, showered, showed my mom my supa hero costume, and now I'm here.
Going to bed now.
Night to all!
ily.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
There Is Something Seriously Wrong With My Cat
He runs into my bedroom, jumps on my bed springboards off on me and into the window.
Then leaves.
And repeats.
He must be on some hard core kitty drugs or something...
ily.
Then leaves.
And repeats.
He must be on some hard core kitty drugs or something...
ily.
OMG
HAMILTON IS EATING MY ENGLISH HOMEWORK!
(HAMILTON IS MY CAT).
Seriously.
Now I have to reprint it.
HE'S A CAT FOR CHRISTS SAKE!
*headdesk*
ily.
(HAMILTON IS MY CAT).
Seriously.
Now I have to reprint it.
HE'S A CAT FOR CHRISTS SAKE!
*headdesk*
ily.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
I Wonder...
Do you think they'd play Unchained Melody by Righteous Brothers at the dance if I request it?
Yeah, I don't think so either...I guess Cyrus and me will have to slow dance to Soulja Boy or something.
=/
Slept in until 12 today. Once again I thought my Dad had died or something for not yelling at me at how late in the day it was.
Worked out and then read some more of The Bell Jar until he came over.
We went and rented Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist and made some popcorn. =D
After that we played hide and seek upstairs.
I hid behind the lazy boy chair and he couldn't find me for a long time. My Dad was sitting in it while I was behind it and Cyrus was like "Um...can I have a clue?"
My Dad only told him I was on the first floor and then he went off into the dining room I think and I heard him go "Could she fit in here...?" and my Dad and I started laughing hysterically. =p
That's about it.
Golf tomorrow and stuffs.
Hmmm...I'm feelin' like eating a Klondike Bar right now...
=p
ily.
Yeah, I don't think so either...I guess Cyrus and me will have to slow dance to Soulja Boy or something.
=/
Slept in until 12 today. Once again I thought my Dad had died or something for not yelling at me at how late in the day it was.
Worked out and then read some more of The Bell Jar until he came over.
We went and rented Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist and made some popcorn. =D
After that we played hide and seek upstairs.
I hid behind the lazy boy chair and he couldn't find me for a long time. My Dad was sitting in it while I was behind it and Cyrus was like "Um...can I have a clue?"
My Dad only told him I was on the first floor and then he went off into the dining room I think and I heard him go "Could she fit in here...?" and my Dad and I started laughing hysterically. =p
That's about it.
Golf tomorrow and stuffs.
Hmmm...I'm feelin' like eating a Klondike Bar right now...
=p
ily.
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