Fuck School, Golf, and Driving. I'd Rather Be Stupid, Unskilled, and Have No License.

My brother texted me 5 minutes ago saying "Hey Ashley, we should play natzi zombies tomorrow and can I have a hug?"

I could give him the hug, but I told him I had a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.

I've been telling him I have "a lot of stuff to do tomorrow" for a while now.

I can't deal with saying "I'm too busy for you right now" to my own brother anymore.

ily.

Today's Weather

Called for toe socks.

Today was basically pretty low key and boring.

JJ, Dad, and I watched Race To Witch Mountain and then I pretty much went upstairs to finish my homework.

Dad and I did venture out to Wal Mart to go get the rest of the school supplies I needed, but that's about it.

Been trying to think up details for a script I wanna write. Can't seem to come up with anything solid yet though. =/

Golf match tomorrow!

I'm bringing Honey Buns!! =D

ily.

Sumtiems Ie Maek Mitakes

Like not looking at the title of the post and making sure all the letters are there.

FASHION.

....

Almost caught my house on fire around 1 in the morning last night.

Mhm.

I threw my jacket behind me too hard and instead of landing on the bed it landed on the lamp on my desk. The lamp already heats whatever metal on it up, so naturally when it was covered with my jacket it started to smoke.

I think I was freaking out more about it being ruined than the house catching on fire though. =x

Early this afternoon today my Dad taught me how to use his Scag mower and I got to cut the whole yard with it. =D

Then we went out and played Shale Creek golf course and lemme tell ya, this place was pretty high tech.

They had GPS on the golf carts, and they told you how far you were from the whole, how far you dove the ball, the wind speed etc.

It was very O.o

After that we went to Reddie's pizza and had some awesome garlic/cheese twists and a meat lovers pizza (minus the ham).

Watched Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island with JJ. That movie will never get old I'm telling you. =)

Painted my Mommy's toe nails, worked out, and then Ryan came and dropped off the cones so I can practice maneuverability for my drivers test on Thursday.

=D

Played a little pool with my Dad in the basement and now I'm here again. =)

ily.

Fasion Fail

So each night before I go to sleep, I normally lay out what I'm going to wear the next day so I get more time to sleep in and all that.

Well, I wanted to wear my black skirt with my heels, which looked nice, but there was only one problem, I needed a shirt that fit.

I mean, yeah I'm sure some people wouldn't mind if I went topless to school, but it's pretty damn cold in there.

=p

But I digress.

So, ten minutes went by, then 15, then 20 and finally 45 minutes later I still didn't find a shirt and I ended up not wearing the skirt and heels.

Yes, I know, wow.

School today was normal, nothing too fun happened that I can remember...

Per usual Spanish, English, and Govt. were fun. =)

After school I talked with Mr. OB for a bit before heading off to practice.

Coach brought his little son Aidan again!! He was adorable as always and the whole team was drooling all over him. =p

Coach's wife was there too with his other little girls and she also brought cupcakes!

=D

Got home around 5 and decided that I wanted to rest my eyes for 5 minutes. Instead, those 5 minutes turned into about 2 hours and I was so out of it when Jackie called me and woke me up I thought is was Saturday.

Ryan, Jackie, Rayy, and myself all decided to go to Apple Bees and hang tonight. In the end we had to go to Pizza Hut because, since they're a bar, they stop serving minor after 9. Which I guess is alright because Winking Lizard stops serving people who are 21 and younger after 5.

Danzeah apparently started working there today and was just getting off shift so he sat and talked with us. =)

All in all, it was fun, fun, fun!

Tomorrow, so far, my exciting day consists of...

-Cutting the grass
-Golfing and pizza with my Dad (yes, more pizza =p)

=D

P.S

It's Michel Jackson's burday today (thanks for telling me Google!).

ily.

Short Bloggy Post

School was normal, soon becoming that same old song and dance.

Can't wait until Friday comes around!

Need to carry my golf bag onto the bus again, not looking forward to the though... =/

Got home and finished my Spanish homework before playing Mario Kart on the Wii. We kicked Wifi ass!

=D

Now all I have to do is work out (yes, at 9:30 at night) and pack up for school tomorrow!

ily.

First Day of School

And I already have homework.

I mean, yes, I did expect that, but it still makes me go "Fuuuuuuck." every time- or for those with a cleaner mouth, heave a heavy sigh.

But I'm getting ahead of myself, lets go back to the morning where I should have started out my post saying:

My bus driver got her license from a fucking cereal box.

I mean she literally drives like Rice Krispies.

Ya know Snap, Crackle, Pop? Well it's stop, hit the gas, stop.

Chiropractor's would love this woman with all the paying customers she'd get them.

And the type of bus she drives was definitely not built for a person that needs to bring her golf clubs on it.

And of course the day I need to go to the office she drops us off at the very front end of the school instead of right in front of the doors! =D

Then 1st period came around (or more, hit me in the face as soon as I dropped off my golf bag).

So far though, the teachers I'm really liking so far are (in order by class) Edler, Beery, King, and Naujoks.

However, I think I already fucked up those good ole brownie points for Mr. King due to the fact that because I've been running on the 4 hours of sleep, and because I've acquired over the last 3 days, I tend to forget my shit everywhere.

Including that Government book which I had for all of, lets say 40 minutes.

So I had to ask him for another one which was completely fucking embarrassing because I knew he knew that I had been in his class all of 1 period prior to me losing it.

Although I'm thinking it's in Mr. J's room.

Did I mention I almost left my folder and little notebook there too?

Yeah.

Did better than I thought in golf today. Even got a birdie (but I did forget my sand wedge on the 15th green).

>.<

It's now 12:03. I think tonight I'm gonna tell my brother to shove his foot up his ass, take an extra pain pill, and bare it.

Mom's actually not really sick tonight, so he better not wake her up either.

Good night world! See you in 6 hours.

ily.

How Does It Feel Being An Upper Classman?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Junior class of 2011 here we come!

Cheers to the beginning of homework, tests, Mrs. Pitts (A.K.A Bitchy Study Hall monitor), stress, laughs, friends, and not sleeping for days in the row!

ily.

Holy Milk and Cows

I have not blogged in what has felt like years.

I haven't even kept myself updated on other blogs!

Yes I know, shame on me.

So what's been up...

Golfing almost everyday. Our team is doing well though, better than what many expected.

School is coming up...as in like, Wednesday.

I've been struggling to finish all my homework that they've given us on our summer "vacation."

Sunday I took a break and went over to Jackie's house to hang with her, Ryan and Andeth. We climbed on her roof (at least Ryan and I did) and then went to Wendy's to get some yummies! =D

When I got home I realized that I left my Spanish homework in Ryan's car and today I went and got it as his house on my way to the Valley Voyages meeting with Rayy. Since we were early I brought the homework inside to work on a tad. After the meeting we dropped Rayy off and Mommy and I went to Marcs to go shopping.

And this is when the story of the day happened.

So my Mom carries in a bunch of magazines she brought out of the car as I go in the back to get my purse and clipboard (which my Spanish homework is on).

But guess what?

No clipboard.

I started crying and beating myself up over leaving it at school (because hey, where the hell else would it be?). Mom comes back into the gagrage and starts to freak out and I proceeded to tell her that I was a dumb ass because I keep leaving my clipboard all over god's green acher.

To try and cheer me up she says we can go back and get it so I drive all the way back to the school with her and go inside and ask Mr. J if he saw a clipboard. And you know what he tells me?

"You left with a clipboard."

So I go back to the car and tell my Mom that he says I left with my clipboard and she goes "Wait, clipboard? I thought you said your Spanish notes! I brought your clipboard inside for you."

...

So my Spanish notes on my CLIPBOARD was sitting on the kitchen counter the whole time.

I believe the lesson in this is: comminucation, comminication, comminucatoin.

At least I didn't forget them again so I felt better. =p

Almost finished with my summer reading stuff and then if I'm up to it I'll finish my Spanish.

Golf practice tomorrow amoungst many other things.

Then...to set my alarm clock for school.

O.o

I feel weird just typing that....

Also, if you want I'm rewriting the rules of the contest. As in, there are no rules. Just make one sentence with all the words (including your own) in the comments section.

Great thanks for N and all her effort. =)

ily.

Now

Now, I want each and every one of you to take all the words (including your own) that people posted in the comments section and combine them into one sentence!

-You may change their tenses
-You may use conjunctions
-You may use 3 other words that aren't there and aren't conjunctions
-You must use every single word

When all of your sentences are posted I will then pick the most creative and humorous one and feature you on my blog! =)

Then I will post my sentence that I just created. =D

Good luck!

ily.

I Need Your Help

I need each and every one of my followers to think of three random words off the top of their head.

It can't be what someone else has already put in the comments before you and humor is very much appreciated.

=)

This will all make sense very soon.

ily.

P.S.
This is what develops after a little boredom =p