Nordonia: Just Filled With Words of Wisdom

"What are you doing"
-What do you think I'm doing? Engage your brain for once and you just might figure it out.

"Mrs. Tong, I think I typed in the wrong website..."
-Good for you and thanks for sharing. Wanna cookie?

"Ashley, I didn't know you were in this lunch!"
-Really? So where the fuck was I last Tuesday when you said 'Hi!' to me in the lunch line?

"I'm tiiiired, can we take a breeeeak?"
Maybe if you didn't come to school in your fucking PJs you'd have a bit more energy.

"I didn't know how to do the math homework!"
-Well that's your own damn fault. Maybe if you would quit playing with yourself and take your phone out of your crotch to look up at the overhead every once in a while you would have known how.

"Wow. Could she walk any faster?"
-Um, could you walk any slower? Forgive me that I'm not 'gangster' enough to walk at a snails pace with a big cluster fuck of people blocking the hallway to only then walk into class late complaining that I didn't know how to do the fucking math homework.

"Ashley, what was the homework about? You don't know? Did you do it?"
-No, I actually did do it but I'm just lying to you so I look like a dumbass.

"Duuuuude, you like, almost pulled down my pants when you stepped on the bottom."
-I'm sorry, maybe if you shopped in the right section of the store or bought a fucking belt that wouldn't have happened.

Aren't I just a ray of fucking sunshine today?

Pants On The Ground

Just because they didn't hire you to work at the strip club doesn't mean I want to see your ugly ass either.

Please pull them up!

YA LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WID YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND.

Oh...and I got a off brand toy race car today in Econ.

Can you say win?

=D

ily.

Anticlimactic

Nothing really interesting happened in school today.

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Or at home either.

Grammy came over to watch Mom and wait for the docs to call so she could go with her when she got her ultrasound but gee, they didn't even call.

Assholes.

I swear almost every doctor pisses me off royally.

ily.

Halloween Party!

Saturday night I went to Miss. JackiePeaches Halloween Party!

Got there early with Ed and Tom and we helped set up.

Ed dressed as a bunny and Tom as a warrior dude.

Andy went all out. He wrote 'book' on his face and went as...you guessed it, Facebook.

=p

Mike made a T-shirt that said LIVE so he was a 'live mic'.

Jacike was Pinky from Pacman and I was Ms. Packman.

Cynthia was Matilda, and Jackie's cousin Carly was a Devil and her boyfriend wore black clothes and a kick ass Jack Skellington hat.


That was pretty much the group for awhile until we went trick or treating.

After that Jackie wanted to play a game with toilet paper. I hugged her because I wanted to be on her team and suddenly we were attacked and wrapped together in the 2 roles of toilet paper instead. =p

We also played a game where we had to suck on suckers and pass a life saver from sucker stick to sucker stick. =p

Then the rest of the gang came over!

Tom, Max, and Jon (Carly's bf) had a competition to see who could stick the most big marshmallows in their mouth.

In the end, Max got 12, Jon 15, and Tom 16. I got 11! =p

Rest of the time we pretty much just talked and goofed around.

My Dad came dressed in a Scream mask and holding an ax and walked in screaming. He was kinda disappointed no one was really scared but I was glad he came anyways. =p

Watched SNL and then went right to sleep. Got up early and helped Grandpa clean leaves in his yard and went to see Grandma in the hospital. Even though she's going into rehab tomorrow, if you were to put her sleeping next to a corpse, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. She's so thin and her arms are all black and blue from the IV's.

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10 more day's until The Boss! I'm worried/excited!

Tomorrow is Monday, sometimes I wish we had 3 day weekend. =p

ily.

Another Long While

Hellos followers!

It's been a long time!

I'm sorry, I just haven't had the desire to blog for awhile. I'm either too busy or too tired to.

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The only thing exciting that's been happening at the house is a game I think I'm gonna call Kaboom.

How do you play?

You pick any topic under the sun, whether it be how you're doing, the weather, politics, religion, your favorite color etc.

How do you win?

The longer you can talk to my Dad without him suddenly exploding on you, ya win.

3 minutes is my record. =)

The lovely Jackie is hosting a Halloween party at her house, I can't wait! I helped her gather some of the Halloween decorations at my house yesterday, and the day of the party I'm going over early to help set up. =D

Red Ribbon Week is this week.

I hate it, and the fact that I didn't think about the fact that I was putting a red shirt on this morning. So today I looked like I supported it.

Fuck.

The lady asked me if I would sign the pledge again today and again I said no.

And again she looked at me as if I were Satin.

I'm sorry, but I'm set on the plan of trying a little weed after I graduate. Don't like it? Then piss of.

And yes I do support it being legalized.

While waiting in line for lunch today the really small freshie that looks like a 4th grader started talking to me (or rather my boobs, since that's where she came up to). We talked about Ketchup. =p

Went to the docs and got my flu shot (not the Swine flu one, you're lucky if you got that one). I got Dora stickers!! =D

Applied for a job at Fun n' Stuff. Also going to apply for a job at Burlington and maybe Peppers too. =)

And with that, I leave you all farewell and with one question to answer:

How do you release your anger and frustration?

ily.

We Are The Champions, My Friend

Guess which varsity girls golf team won the conference championship?

Nordonia's!

Guess who is going to bed?

Me.

ily.

Hookie

So I get to school and then coach calls and tells us that the tournament was canceled.

I have only bits and pieces of my homework done and my book bag is at home, let alone dressed in my golf gear.

He explained that he would e-mail the teachers about our homework and to go back and change and get a pass.

Well...instead of doing that I told my Mom I didn't want to go to school so we went to McDonald's for breakfast and ate together before I went back upstairs to sleep for 4 more hours. =)

Good idea?

Most likely no.

But I feel better than ever right now. It's like all of a sudden my confidence came back. I was able to look in the mirror today and think "Wow, you really are pretty" for the first time in ages.

After my 'nap' I got dressed and picked up JJ from the middle school (he leaves early because the doc doesn't want his foot down all day) and I treated him to Wendy's. On the way home Stevie Nicks "Edge of Seventeen" came on and we were dancing to it. =p

Watched Scooby Doo Spooky Island and when Dad came on went with him to walk the dog. He was very surprised and happy that I was going with him. =)

Headed over to Jackie's house where we did some homeworking together before running up to CVS and getting ourselves each a Betty Crocker Warm Delight Brownie.

We thought that all you did was take the bowl out of the box and then stick it in the microwave.

WRONG!

They make ya work for it.

First you need to take the brownie mix and pour it in the bowl and then add water, and then stir it up and THEN you put it in the microwave for 45 seconds before squeezing the chocolate fudge on it.

In all our hard labor we also decided to crunch up ice cream bars into the brownie too.

It's was the yummiest thing in the world. =)

Won't be in school tomorrow, actually golfing this time! =D

Then Friday I get to miss a Spanish test and ton's of other shit!

Whoop whoop!

(Starting to regret me staying home a tad...)

ily.

Homecoming 09

Was a blast.

I actually started dancing as soon as we got into the gym which was something I never did in the years before.

And here are the lovely pictures my Dad managed to take:







I think that last one is a keeper. =p

Despite the fact of me hating this year it made it seem somewhat better.

But only somewhat.

May I also say that the lovely woman and dear friend dressed all pretty in pink did my hair?

She's a talented little devil. >=)

(Also note that the man with the brown hair wasn't looking at the camera in any of the pictures. Shame on you Ryan. =p)

After homecoming Andeth, Ryan, Jackie, Mike, Billy, Dev, Gerber, Tom and Ed all came back to my house for some pool, video games and chicken fries! =D

Gerber did some magic tricks too and Tom was good at pool (Andeth and Mike had already impressed upon me their skills last year. =p)

That's about all for now. Too tired to blog anything else. =x

ily.

ZOH MY GOSHIES

I am.

The happiest person.

Alive right now.

First of all, I shot my personal best today. A 41.

THEN

I found out I beat Kendra. A girl on the Stow team who NOBODY likes (even her team mates). Stow, Falls, and us have made an anti-Kendra gang, we have an imaginary tree house.

But I digress.

THEN

I found out I did 2nd best on the team.

THEN

I found out I beat Stow's number one player.

THEN

I found out that our team all together beat Stow by one stroke.

They beat us by one last year.

Revenge!!! Revenge!!!!!

Did I also mention we beat a school record?

AND

Coach bought us frosites??

Hellz to the yeah.

It's been a pretty awesome week.

ily.

Beep beep! Hoot hoot!

So I got my license yesterday!

On the way there I freaked out at my Mom for starting a cigarette in the car and I threw it out the window.

She wasn't exactly happy about that... =p

When we got there I parked and went inside. The lady at the desk asked me for my temps. and license plate number (which I know, hahaha!) and then she asked me where the car was parked.

So what do I answer?

"Oh, um, in the parking lot." *points*
"Well yeah, I kind of figured that..."

Guess I was still a little nervous/excited. =p

After the chaos of getting JJ out of the car and racing around to the front the driver lady checked the car to make sure it was legal to be on the road, and then got in and I was off to do my maneuverability.

She told me to go on the right side, and I did and then that was it. This whole time I thought you had to go through both sides. =p

The actual driving portion was simple. Despite the road being small, with no edge or center lines, and 25mph I did great! =D

Failed at trying to make a little humors small talk with the instructor. She was like my Dad's GPS (which we call Lola) the way she gave me directions. =p

After that I parked, passed and went in to get my license.

As we were leaving JJ very loudly stated that I was the shortest person in the whole room....

....

Everybody looked down to see.

Blah. =p

Mom wanted to take me to Red Lobster to celebrate, I didn't want to go but she was all excited so in the end we went and came home with a ton of left over food.

Drove over to Andeth's house to drop off the cones for him to practice with and then headed on over to the Twist and Shake to see Jackie and Sandy.

It was weird driving alone. Although I've done it a lot before I guess I felt a little....safer? I guess since I was legal and all.

Retrieved some banana's for them so they could continue making their Sunday's and then I was off for home to study and do homework.

In the middle of it JJ calls me and tells me to come downstairs and on the deck. So I do and I find my Dad out there making this weird noise over and over again.

Why?

There were screech owls (at least that's what he said what they were) in the trees in our backyard and every time he called out to them, they called back.

Thus, my Dad can speak bird.

Had a 'panic attack' around 3 in the morning because I couldn't find Melvin before going to sleep. =p

School was...bleh.

Math class was so boring that I fell so asleep I had some weird dream.

That class tires me out the whole day because it's so uninteresting... *sigh*

English was alright today.

For photo Mr. Naujoks wants us to take 25 pictures or more over the weekend. I'm actually gonna put some of the one's I've taken in the past that I really love too along with more current ones. =p

Here's one that's really cute:



My dog Shannon is on the left and that little guy on the right is (what JJ and I dubbed as) Little Peanut Butter!

I love how Shannon is all like "What the fuck is this thing?? DEFENSE MODE!" and Peanut Butter is all like "Oooooh, biiiiig doggie!"

At least that's how I interpenetrated it...

I miss him. ^-^

For once I picked up Ryan and drove him to the Twist and Shake. I also got Jackie a pizza. =)

Watched part of Cloverfield before JJ wanted to stop and go upstairs.

I figured I'd take the time to go blog. =)

Jackie, I'll do your 'assignment' tomorrow! Promise!

ily.

This Whole 'School Thing'

Is seriously cutting into my blogging time.

For now I will give you in one sentence the events of today:

I got my license and my Dad spoke bird.

Yes.

Things that make ya go "Hmmmmmmm..."

More details tomorrow! =D

ily.

After Staying Up (Way) Late...

I finished all the homework that would have been assigned tonight last night, got through the school day, did well at practice, and practiced some more driving.

All in time to play Nazi Zombies (a.k.a Call of Duty: World At War) with JJ.

And let me tell you.

That game?

Fucking. Creepy.

<3

ily.

Fuck School, Golf, and Driving. I'd Rather Be Stupid, Unskilled, and Have No License.

My brother texted me 5 minutes ago saying "Hey Ashley, we should play natzi zombies tomorrow and can I have a hug?"

I could give him the hug, but I told him I had a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.

I've been telling him I have "a lot of stuff to do tomorrow" for a while now.

I can't deal with saying "I'm too busy for you right now" to my own brother anymore.

ily.

Fasion Fail

So each night before I go to sleep, I normally lay out what I'm going to wear the next day so I get more time to sleep in and all that.

Well, I wanted to wear my black skirt with my heels, which looked nice, but there was only one problem, I needed a shirt that fit.

I mean, yeah I'm sure some people wouldn't mind if I went topless to school, but it's pretty damn cold in there.

=p

But I digress.

So, ten minutes went by, then 15, then 20 and finally 45 minutes later I still didn't find a shirt and I ended up not wearing the skirt and heels.

Yes, I know, wow.

School today was normal, nothing too fun happened that I can remember...

Per usual Spanish, English, and Govt. were fun. =)

After school I talked with Mr. OB for a bit before heading off to practice.

Coach brought his little son Aidan again!! He was adorable as always and the whole team was drooling all over him. =p

Coach's wife was there too with his other little girls and she also brought cupcakes!

=D

Got home around 5 and decided that I wanted to rest my eyes for 5 minutes. Instead, those 5 minutes turned into about 2 hours and I was so out of it when Jackie called me and woke me up I thought is was Saturday.

Ryan, Jackie, Rayy, and myself all decided to go to Apple Bees and hang tonight. In the end we had to go to Pizza Hut because, since they're a bar, they stop serving minor after 9. Which I guess is alright because Winking Lizard stops serving people who are 21 and younger after 5.

Danzeah apparently started working there today and was just getting off shift so he sat and talked with us. =)

All in all, it was fun, fun, fun!

Tomorrow, so far, my exciting day consists of...

-Cutting the grass
-Golfing and pizza with my Dad (yes, more pizza =p)

=D

P.S

It's Michel Jackson's burday today (thanks for telling me Google!).

ily.

Short Bloggy Post

School was normal, soon becoming that same old song and dance.

Can't wait until Friday comes around!

Need to carry my golf bag onto the bus again, not looking forward to the though... =/

Got home and finished my Spanish homework before playing Mario Kart on the Wii. We kicked Wifi ass!

=D

Now all I have to do is work out (yes, at 9:30 at night) and pack up for school tomorrow!

ily.

First Day of School

And I already have homework.

I mean, yes, I did expect that, but it still makes me go "Fuuuuuuck." every time- or for those with a cleaner mouth, heave a heavy sigh.

But I'm getting ahead of myself, lets go back to the morning where I should have started out my post saying:

My bus driver got her license from a fucking cereal box.

I mean she literally drives like Rice Krispies.

Ya know Snap, Crackle, Pop? Well it's stop, hit the gas, stop.

Chiropractor's would love this woman with all the paying customers she'd get them.

And the type of bus she drives was definitely not built for a person that needs to bring her golf clubs on it.

And of course the day I need to go to the office she drops us off at the very front end of the school instead of right in front of the doors! =D

Then 1st period came around (or more, hit me in the face as soon as I dropped off my golf bag).

So far though, the teachers I'm really liking so far are (in order by class) Edler, Beery, King, and Naujoks.

However, I think I already fucked up those good ole brownie points for Mr. King due to the fact that because I've been running on the 4 hours of sleep, and because I've acquired over the last 3 days, I tend to forget my shit everywhere.

Including that Government book which I had for all of, lets say 40 minutes.

So I had to ask him for another one which was completely fucking embarrassing because I knew he knew that I had been in his class all of 1 period prior to me losing it.

Although I'm thinking it's in Mr. J's room.

Did I mention I almost left my folder and little notebook there too?

Yeah.

Did better than I thought in golf today. Even got a birdie (but I did forget my sand wedge on the 15th green).

>.<

It's now 12:03. I think tonight I'm gonna tell my brother to shove his foot up his ass, take an extra pain pill, and bare it.

Mom's actually not really sick tonight, so he better not wake her up either.

Good night world! See you in 6 hours.

ily.

How Does It Feel Being An Upper Classman?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Junior class of 2011 here we come!

Cheers to the beginning of homework, tests, Mrs. Pitts (A.K.A Bitchy Study Hall monitor), stress, laughs, friends, and not sleeping for days in the row!

ily.

Holy Milk and Cows

I have not blogged in what has felt like years.

I haven't even kept myself updated on other blogs!

Yes I know, shame on me.

So what's been up...

Golfing almost everyday. Our team is doing well though, better than what many expected.

School is coming up...as in like, Wednesday.

I've been struggling to finish all my homework that they've given us on our summer "vacation."

Sunday I took a break and went over to Jackie's house to hang with her, Ryan and Andeth. We climbed on her roof (at least Ryan and I did) and then went to Wendy's to get some yummies! =D

When I got home I realized that I left my Spanish homework in Ryan's car and today I went and got it as his house on my way to the Valley Voyages meeting with Rayy. Since we were early I brought the homework inside to work on a tad. After the meeting we dropped Rayy off and Mommy and I went to Marcs to go shopping.

And this is when the story of the day happened.

So my Mom carries in a bunch of magazines she brought out of the car as I go in the back to get my purse and clipboard (which my Spanish homework is on).

But guess what?

No clipboard.

I started crying and beating myself up over leaving it at school (because hey, where the hell else would it be?). Mom comes back into the gagrage and starts to freak out and I proceeded to tell her that I was a dumb ass because I keep leaving my clipboard all over god's green acher.

To try and cheer me up she says we can go back and get it so I drive all the way back to the school with her and go inside and ask Mr. J if he saw a clipboard. And you know what he tells me?

"You left with a clipboard."

So I go back to the car and tell my Mom that he says I left with my clipboard and she goes "Wait, clipboard? I thought you said your Spanish notes! I brought your clipboard inside for you."

...

So my Spanish notes on my CLIPBOARD was sitting on the kitchen counter the whole time.

I believe the lesson in this is: comminucation, comminication, comminucatoin.

At least I didn't forget them again so I felt better. =p

Almost finished with my summer reading stuff and then if I'm up to it I'll finish my Spanish.

Golf practice tomorrow amoungst many other things.

Then...to set my alarm clock for school.

O.o

I feel weird just typing that....

Also, if you want I'm rewriting the rules of the contest. As in, there are no rules. Just make one sentence with all the words (including your own) in the comments section.

Great thanks for N and all her effort. =)

ily.

Pro-Pot Courage

I now have complete respect for this kid.

He's got balls man.

=p


Valley Voyages was fun today. =)

Woke up around 8, got dressed, made some soup for breakfast. =p

Mom sat out in the garage with me while I waited for Cyrus to come. She looked really tired from last night, she was really, really sick but didn't want to go to the ER. She's too afraid to go because last time they nicked her nerve with an IV and that's why her arm is how it is.

*sigh*

Dad and I got in someone of a religious fight last night while we were watching TV.

We were talking about Mom and how sick she was and he said "Maybe God will let her live another day."

And I told him that if there was a god she wouldn't be sick, or he would have killed her and put her out of her misery long ago.

He currently isn't talking to me with the exception of golf league information.

But I don't really have any complaints, he'll be over it by Friday.

Rained pretty much all day today, but that didn't stop the little 4th graders.

My station was to bring a group to the bridge over the Cuyahoga River and then we'd measure the water temperature.

Sadly it was not by throwing a kid in, which would have been how I'd done it. Instead, the kids lowered a bucket over the bridge and got the water then brought it back up. Then when everyone had their info in their booklets and I told them things and asked them questions they all fought to dump it back in.

Cyrus and Jeff went and harassed a kid wearing a shirt that said "Got a sister?" on it.

Cyrus: Excuse me sir, but what doesn't this shirt mean?
Jeff: Yeah, are you curious if people have siblings?
Kid: *shakes head*
Random 4th grade girls: it's for a date!
Cyrus: You mean with a girl?! You don't want cooties!
Kid: I'm not afraid of them! ....What are they?...
Cyrus: They're little parasites that suck out your money!

xD

Then Jeff said that premarital sex or whatever could get you AIDS and the kids one friend in my group was all like "Ha ha, Johnny has cooties and AIDs!"

Some people just never grow up. =p

Cyrus dropped me off at the house.

I cleaned my room and laid down on the couch with the TV on to try and fall asleep since I've been up for two days straight.

Just can't seem to sleep though and I'm too tired to really think so it's a lose lose situation.

Took a longer shower than I really needed to and then watched some more CSI.

Depending on the weather I'm going to try and get a full nights sleep tonight.

ily.

9 More Days

Good bye May.

Hello June.

Good bye school.

Hello summer.

ily.