LolOmgILuffHer

Andeth: Well you need to be more frikin specific
Jackie: WELL YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE THAT CONNECTION ASH AND I HAVE! WE COULD BE LIKE ASKDFJHAKSHFDKLASHFDLKAFHAKFJD AND THEN GO: OMG I KNOW!!

xD

It's true. =)

<3

ily.

Warm

I wish the weather would stay like this forever, it's so perfect.

The different colored leaves, the sun. Heaven. =)

Yesterday I got the whole family to go see The Men Who Stare At Goats. Despite the fact the movie was terrible, it was nice having us all together. We don't do things like that often anymore. Mom is either sick and Dad's being an ass, or both.

This year I'm hopping to get all of us to do more together things.

Today was somewhat stressful when I woke up.

First, I woke up late. Then I didn't know what to wear. Then Rayy needed a ride. Then Mom needed the car. And THEN it turns out my Dad also took the car in the morning and wasn't back yet.

But in the end, he returned just on time, and Mom and I picked up Jackie (where I got what I wanted to wear), and Rayy and met up with Andy at Marc's and got boxes for Mom because we're getting our living room painted and re-carpeted and needed a place to put all our crap in.

We went to Sagamore Hills Park and took pictures there for a few hours. Climbed the one tree and did goofy things. =p

Went to Apple Bee's and ate dinner together. It was lots of fun!

I thank Andeth again for not getting angry with the dozen of plan changes and for driving us around.

Got home and did homework. Now I'm here.

I don't know what's with me, I just don't feel like putting too many details in my blog post anymore. =x

ily.

Love List

Sooooo, "Love List" huh? Lez dew eeeet!

I Love...

1) My Imagination
My mind is never still- which is probably why it used to take me a long time to fall asleep quickly. I was always just just thinking and imagining the most random things, situations and stories in my head. Now I have them under control a little bit...

Sure in hell helps me at school. =p

2) My Sarcasm and Sense of Humor
It seems to always keep that type of comedic spark going in my life and hell, if you're able to laugh at one thing or group of people you should be able to laugh at them all. It also helps on those rough days. I especially love cheering my friends up with it. =)

3) My Music Tastes
There really isn't any type of music that I've found I completely hate yet. It annoys me when others refuse to listen to something because it's too "slow" or it's "country". I love that I have a lot of variety.

4) My Eyes
I love the color. Green with little flexes of brown is what they are and when I wear the right outfit everyone seems to notice them too. =)

5) My Body
At least most of it. Especially when I get time to work out regularly. Abs=love!

6) My Goofiness
I'll do just about anything to get a good laugh out of people. Plus, it's just no fun being serious and practical all the time!

7) My Ability to Stumble Upon Strange Happenings
I've seen and had many weird things happen to me in my life so far. But what I also love is the fact that just for my own humor I'll find the most ridiculously positive sides of it all.

8) My Height
Tall enough to look down at the freshman, yet small enough to beast you at hide and seek. And what the hey, good things come in little packages!

9) My Boldness
Yes, I do color outside of the lines. What now bitch?

10) My Strength
Not so much physically, but mentally. At least I think I'm pretty strong minded. I've been through quite a lot in my life, especially when I was young. I've had to play many roles in my life to keep everything stable, and once I stumbled a bit. As much as I still want to do it again, I know I can't. That in itself is a big battle for me because I know that if I do (as dramatic as this may sound) everything, and I mean everything would be extremely royally fucked in my life in every aspect possible.

This is why I'm going to add a bonus to this "Love List":

11) My Friends and Family
No matter what has happened you guys (and you know who you are) have been with me through this and thin. Through everything, at least one of you has been there for me. Thick and thin, big and small. Even if you don't feel like you're there for me, even if you're only able to say "I'm sorry" or "I hope it get's better" that's help enough for me, because I know that no matter what you wish there was something more you could do.

I'd be happy to give everything good I have to all of you in exchange for anything bad or evil in your lives. In the end I know all I really live for in life is to see all of you happy.

How's that for fortune cookie sounding Jackie? =p

Rayy I'll have your To-Do list you requested soon too!

ily.

Love List

Sooooo, "Love List" huh? Lez dew eeeet!

I Love...

1) My Imagination
My mind is never still- which is probably why it used to take me a long time to fall asleep quickly. I was always just just thinking and imagining the most random things, situations and stories in my head. Now I have them under control a little bit...

Sure in hell helps me at school. =p

2) My Sarcasm and Sense of Humor
It seems to always keep that type of comedic spark going in my life and hell, if you're able to laugh at one thing or group of people you should be able to laugh at them all. It also helps on those rough days. I especially love cheering my friends up with it. =)

3) My Music Tastes
There really isn't any type of music that I've found I completely hate yet. It annoys me when others refuse to listen to something because it's too "slow" or it's "country". I love that I have a lot of variety.

4) My Eyes
I love the color. Green with little flexes of brown is what they are and when I wear the right outfit everyone seems to notice them too. =)

5) My Body
At least most of it. Especially when I get time to work out regularly. Abs=love!

6) My Goofiness
I'll do just about anything to get a good laugh out of people. Plus, it's just no fun being serious and practical all the time!

7) My Ability to Stumble Upon Strange Happenings
I've seen and had many weird things happen to me in my life so far. But what I also love is the fact that just for my own humor I'll find the most ridiculously positive sides of it all.

8) My Height
Tall enough to look down at the freshman, yet small enough to beast you at hide and seek. And what the hey, good things come in little packages!

9) My Boldness
Yes, I do color outside of the lines. What now bitch?

10) My Strength
Not so much physically, but mentally. At least I think I'm pretty strong minded. I've been through quite a lot in my life, especially when I was young. I've had to play many roles in my life to keep everything stable, and once I stumbled a bit. As much as I still want to do it again, I know I can't. That in itself is a big battle for me because I know that if I do (as dramatic as this may sound) everything, and I mean everything would be extremely royally fucked in my life in every aspect possible.

This is why I'm going to add a bonus to this "Love List":

11) My Friends and Family
No matter what has happened you guys (and you know who you are) have been with me through this and thin. Through everything, at least one of you has been there for me. Thick and thin, big and small. Even if you don't feel like you're there for me, even if you're only able to say "I'm sorry" or "I hope it get's better" that's help enough for me, because I know that no matter what you wish there was something more you could do.

I'd be happy to give everything good I have to all of you in exchange for anything bad or evil in your lives. In the end I know all I really live for in life is to see all of you happy.

How's that for fortune cookie sounding Jackie? =p

Rayy I'll have your To-Do list you requested soon too!

ily.

50 Years!!

Wow, long time no post, no?

I feel bad for the lack of posts, I just haven't been in the mood for much of anything lately. Been in a pretty big rut yet again.

But I'm back!

This morning I slept in until I couldn't any longer and took a shower, fuzzed over my hair and thought it looked horrible so took another quick shower, and then went frantic over what to wear to the reunion.

After that I decided to finally put some songs I downloaded onto Melvin (a.k.a IPod) so I can listen to them on the car ride. Well, turns out it decided it was the perfect time to freeze (I kept telling JJ that "My baby got a sudden case of summer hypothermia" =p).

Being with how frustrated I've been (at myself) for the last 2 1/2 weeks or so, I had finally had it and started bawling like a baby. Again.

I was mostly worried that Melvin wouldn't work again, I greatly depend on him.

(No. It is not odd that I treat my most fondest material possession like a person).

...

(And no. I don't tuck him in at night, try to feed him etc.).

But anywho, we got to the family reunion right on time (this year it was our 5oth!) and I filmed a few things and whatnot.

My cousin Todd and Olga came with their two kids (Todd is a directer/producer and his beautiful wife is a professional photographer). Ethan is 2 or 3 and Julian is 7 weeks old! Both are adorable!

There was a small water balloon toss, and a silly string battle! Grammy danced and sang while the small 3-person band played. Food was good too. The cake even had a picture of one of the older family reunions! It was really good too! =)

When Todd and Olga left to go to Todd's high school reunion somewhere he left his kids with us. I watched little Ethan and we had a great time! When ever I would ask him for the volleyball he would go "No!" and then look at me, throw it, point and go "Look! it get awey der!" and then race me to get it and land on top of it. =p

Then when I gave him a cookie and asked him for a small piece he gave me this little minuscule of a crumb and stuck it in my mouth! xD

Everybody said we looked cute together and that I'm really good with kids. Which makes me think that maybe I'll major in early childhood development/education and then minor in filming.

Tomorrow I'll be getting up early to volunteer with Denise (a lady in the office building down from my Dad's) at the Richfield Sweet Corn Ride. I'm not gonna be in it, but I'll be making sure drinks are cold and the food is warm and ready!

Then hopefully I can get out to golf with my Dad to prepare for my tournament on Monday.

Fun, fun!

ily.

What's Been Happenin'

So my cousins grad party was interesting.

You see, my Aunt Jerry has Alzheimer and she kept asking my Mom if she was excited about the new little one that will be growing at the family reunion. Now my cousin Todd's wife just had another son and he'd be a month old when they bring him the the reunion, so we though she meant him.

Well then she started talking to me and saying "You're so small after all this time it's amazing!"

And then she suddenly spurts out "I mean, you're pregnant, right?"

I told her that I wasn't and I was only 15 and she went "Oh, I'm sorry dear!"

You don't know how hard it was for me not to burst out laughing right then and there.

And then Dad had me take the turnpike home and I didn't pull close enough to get the ticket. =p

Mom, JJ, and I watched Drilbit Taylor after that, it was good. =D

In cars at 9Am today, I had only about 3 hours of sleep before hand.

Hellz to the yeah.

Kept on getting a little far left in my lane on the highway since I normally drive with just my right hand while on it.

Practiced maneuverability and I beasted at it as well.

Three's on everything again. Secretly driving illegally on the road at 13 has it's benefits I guess.

The kid who was next had to drive me to my Grammy's and her was really nervous, you could tell he hadn't been out driving a lot.

We got the back bed all planted and mulched and it's really pretty!!

Took a small nap and then got ready for Jessica's grad party.

Cyrus picked me up and we went to a Natalie Petal's house first which was fun.

They had good cookies!

When we arrived at Jessica's house Karaoke was underway. I sang along with peeps. We then shot off fireworks (and for those of you that don't live in Ohio fireworks are illegal to shoot off although you can buy a shit load of them and no on will care) in the backyard and then Caramel, Mike, Gerber and I went to Caramel's house to grab some extra controllers to play Halo.

The cops were on their way to Jessica's house so we called Bill (her brother) and told them to hide the rest.

Sucked at Halo but had hell of a lot of fun playing it.

Cyrus' grad party is tomorrow. I already know what I'm going to write in his card I just need to make it.

My hand is killing me now, I will go to bed!

ily.

Leaving

Douglas R. Wasson

DOUGLAS R. WASSON, age 54, of Cleveland. Beloved husband of Katarina "Kathy" (nee Arsenijevic); devoted father of Ryan and Daniel Wasson; dearest son of Dick and Jackie Wasson (nee Schroepfer);brother of Tom (Dottie), Jean Mitchell (Pat) and Billy (deceased); son-in-law of Rade (deceased) and Gisela Arsenijevic; cherished uncle of Kristin, Kara, Kevin, Emily, Kate and Kamryn. Doug was a dedicated employee of UPS for 31 years. Passed away on Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Memorials may be forwarded to the American Cancer Society, 10501 Euclid Ave., Cleveland, OH 44106. Funeral Mass at 11:00 a.m. Tuesday, May 5, 2009 at Church of the Holy Angels, 18205 Chillicothe Rd., Bainbridge Township, where friends may call FROM 10:30 A.M. UNTIL THE TIME OF THE MASS. Cremation by Busch Crematory. Friends may call at the BUSCH FUNERAL HOME, 7501 RIDGE RD., PARMA, FROM 2-4 AND 7-9 P.M. MONDAY.

Dad and I went to see Doug today and say our good-byes. Thank goodness he was cremated, I don't think I would have been able to hold myself together for very long if I just saw him lying there.

Met his wife and his one son Daniel. Dad did all of the talking though.

I kind of laughed though. There was a candle next to his urn and it reminded me of a part in this movie trailer where this guy is going "When my grandfather died there was this one candle next to his bed and it started flickering and we all thought that was him going to heaven. =)" and then the other guy goes "Dude you don't pass fire to get to heaven...I think he went to hell."

=p

It lifted up my spirits a tad.

Cyrus let me take his hoodie home as well so I'm snuggling in it.

I love snuggling in hoodies. =)

Rayy wasn't at school today, she's been sick since last week. Poor thing. =/

Feel better Rayy!! *huggles*

ily.

Stressed Out On The Interwebs

I have SO many things to catch up on. Youtube videos, blogs, forums, e-mail....

Dear god.

But anyways, Friday was my blog's 1 year anniversary! I didn't have time to post though... =/

Handed out my Dora Valentines Day cards and candy. Was covered in glitter from them...it looked like I fucked a pixie or something. =p

Went to Peaches house for girls day (just realized I forgot to bring the chips..sorries peaches!!).

Devvy chan and I were there first, and then Rayy, and Sami came. In the end, Sami had to leave to go to another party and the 4 of us left watched Mirrors. It was scary. =p

Woke up around 10:30 yesterday, day left me a card and a rose on the bathroom counter for my V-day present. =)

Vacuumed the basement, dusted, and then took a shower. Mom worked on my hair, and I played with JJ on Brawl.

Took a few pictures at my house with my parents and little bro.



JJ and I.



Dad and I.



Mom and I.

=)

Then we went to Cy's house and took pictures.



The two of us went to Applebees and got a table. Andy came first, then Rayy, then Peaches and Ryan.

Everything went smoothly and our waitress was really nice. She answered all questions we had to the best of her ability and made sure all our needs were satisfied.

She also came by our table and asked how we were doing when we didn't have food in our mouths.

Being that she was really nice, gave us good service, and was her first time working on her own there, we gave her a really big tip and left her a note saying "Thank, from the table people"

=p

Got to the dance and then we partied the night away. They didn't play the song I requested of course. Either because someone scratched it out or because they didn't have it.

Besides rap, they actually play a little music at the dance. They had a little techno and stuffs.

After the dance we all piled in my mom's car and Cy's to go to my house for the after party.

Bryan brought over a pizza! =D

I was surprised as to how many of my friends played pool!

I played with Ryan, Andy, Mike, and Gerber for a bit. IT was really fun. They played Barbie Girl on the radio too! =D

In the end everyone seemed to have fun. =)

Didn't go to bed until around 2ish. Woke up at 1:30 today.

Have golf this evening, don't think I'll be playing too well today. I'm still tired. =/

OH!

Valley Voyages is in the Akron Journal! Kris from the office called our house and told us I was in the paper. =p

I'm going to get a paper after golf. =)

I'll will either change my blog background and playlist tonight or sometime tomorrow.

Oh, and if anyone has any pictures from dinner or the dance, please send them to me! =D

ily.

Is This the Real Life? Is This Just Fantasy?

Cy came over yesterday, I gave him his presents and then we went over to his house. I ate dinner with his family and then he gave me my presents.

Wanna know what he got me?

HERPES!



xD

Most hilarious gift ever award goes to him! =D

I'm naming the little guy Herpes Hank. =p

He also got me this other bug plushie thing (we're still trying to figure out what the hell it is) and the most awesome shirt ever!



ISN'T IT SO ME?!

=D

I swear, on my list of top 3 gifts, he replaced the fuzzy toe socks.

Seriously.

Oh, and Cy's Uncle Clyde (uncle right?), he's my favorite I think. When I called Cy and he put me on speaker phone so I could say 'hellos' he was basically all like "Sooo, Ashley, what do you think about this strapping young man over here? Do you keep him for his brains or because he pleases you so much?"

XD

Heh...when we were upstairs in Cy's room at the house, we were kinda in the doorway kissing and one of them was like: *clears throat* "Umm..uh...sorry to interrupt, I'm just coming up to use the bathroom, only need a second."

xD

So many laughs.

Today was so weird because it was so WARM. I was laughing at the weather because in Florida it was only 70 and they were probably going "HOLY SHIT! It's so cold!!!" while up here we're all like "OMFG IT'S SO WARM LETS GO SWIMMING!"

=p

Thing was, it was humid out too.

Aunt Lucy came over, then dad and I walked the dog and came home. Called and talked to Cy for a bit. Then the adventure began.

Dad and I decided we hadn't gone up to Danny Boy's Pizza in awhile, and, it IS the #1 pizza place on our list.

20251 Lake Road, Rocky River.

Go there and have the pizza and twisty bread sticks, they're to die for!

But, I digress.

So on the way home my Dad needed to stop and get something at Giant Eagle, but he let me stay in the car.

Then, all of a sudden Queen is playing on the radio.

I was like: =O

First they played Killer Queen and then they played Bohemian Rhapsody. So, since it's such an awesomely epic song, I turned the volume really high in the car.

Everyone in the parking lot was looking at the car and going like "Oh, dude lets get in our car and listen!"

Everyone except this old guy and his wife who was parked in the spot in front of us.

This guy, I swear, gave me the most dirtiest look I've ever been given in my life. He got in the car while his wife put the groceries in the backseat and continued to glare at me.

So I kinda nodded my head and smiled and gave him that "Hey, heh, heh, waz up?" look.

And he shook his head and pretended to twist a knob in the air, trying to tell me to turn the radio down.

So I shook my head, turned the volume up even more, and started dancing in the car.

=D

Oh my gosh, you guys should have seen his face, it was so scrunched up with anger... xD

Then as he was pulling out he kept glaring at me and I smiled and waved them good-bye.

That was my adventure.

=D

ily.

Presents, Jokes, and Booze

Top 3 favorite presents:

- My varsity jacket
- My FUZZY toe socks
- My new slipper shoe things

=D

What's your favorite present??

=D

Woke up around 8:30 and came downstairs.

I got more clothes but that's about it.

Sadly it wasn't a white Christmas, but I did see a few flurries drop!

Was Dad's little 'elf' and went over to the neighbors to give them presents.

Gretta knew it was my Dad in the suit though. Ya just can fool these 6 year olds anymore nowadays.

Out of all the jokes I heard today, I think my dad told the best one, as always. There was a gay guy in the joke and my Dad does the best and funniest gay accent. =p

It's better to hear it than read it though so I'm not gonna post it on the blog. I'll film my Dad saying it. =p

Aunt Bev and Uncle time came over with Matt, haven't seen him in a year. We used to be really close cousins but now we've like, grown very far apart. =/

Drank 4 huge glasses of booze.

=p

At first I was going to keep drinking and see how many it would take till I got shit faced but then I realized that:

1. Although I'd probably be funny as hell when I'm drunk I don't think my parents would appreciate me getting wasted in front of company
2. I'm going on a date with Cy tomorrow
and 3. At the end of the night tomorrow I'll be meeting some of his other relatives, and I don't think having a hang over would be the BEST first impression

=p

So in the end, I kinda just kept drinking until I got in trouble. =p

Well, that's about it for now!

=D

ily.

Merry Christmas!!!

It's about midnight right now, so of course JJ and I are still up.

I'm chillin in his bed on the laptop while he's in a sea of Legos putting some Star Wars ship together.

7675 pieces.

o.o

We always do this type of thing every year, it's become sort of a brother-sister tradition.

When we were younger we would sleep next to the door in my room (since it was closest to the steps) and try to stay up late and meet Santa.

Now we just kicks out the sleeping bags, choose one of our bedrooms and stay up till the crack of dawn. =)

Christmas Eve at my Grammy's house was the same as it is every year.

Same dinner, same time we open presents. Dad acts like an asshole, and mom is sick.

Then it gets too hot in the house, so we open up a window and turn off the gas fire, then I whine about it being off until it gets turned back on again.

=p

My Grammy, Uncle, and his girlfriend, Gina, got me some really cool outfits. I'm so excited to wear them to school.

OH!

And remember when you guys used to call me your 'little hippie'?

I got bell bottom jeans!!!

=D

Awesomeness.

I dunno if they fit though....need to try them on...

Heh, it was so hard wrapping the headphones I got for JJ and Dad.

The packaging was so aklsfdhljhsaflkhasfkljhf!

I was watching Tomorrow Never Dies on Spike.

They were doing their holidy Bondathon.

Tons of James Bond movies.

I have the starting song Tomorrow Never Dies by Sheryl Crow on Melvin.

I downloaded Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better (Bernaddette Peters & Tom Wopat version) and The Phantom Of The Opera them song from the 2004 movie.

=p

Going on a date with Cy tomorrow!

^-^

We're gonna chill out at my place before going to dinner and a movie.

=)

*sigh* I'm kinda bummed right now...all it did was rain today, no snow, just big puddles of mud. =/

Well that's all for now, blog about the rest of Christmas later!

Happy Holidays!

Also!

Don't forget about the contest! See the post below!!

=D

ily.

Gobble Gobble

Happy Turkey Day everyone!!!

Went over to my Uncles house. He was so nervous, since it was his first time having lunch at his house.

We invited Devvy Chan to eat with us, picked her up and we were on our way. The food was good too!

After the meal Dad and I played my Uncles slot machines down in his basement. I got 360 credits!! =D

Devvy Chan and JJ played brawl and then I played against JJ...and...I WON!!!

I'M SO HAPPY I'VE NEVER BEATEN HIM BEFORE!!!

Awesomeness.

Heh, they're playing the Fiddler On The Roof on TV right now. =p

James Bond was on earlier too. =D

Perce Brosnan ftw.

Sean Connery is okay too. =)

Well, I'm hungry for more turkey now!

Hope you all enjoyed your Thanksgiving!

=D

Gobble.

ily.

IZ SNOWING!

I took Hamilton outside this morning to see the snow and he tried to catch all the snowflakes. Silly little kitty. =p

Didn't do much today. Slept in until 12 because there wasn't anything to do.

Felt like being real juvenile after taking my history test.

With my dad.
As he watched as I got some of the answers from the online book.
And helped me look for them.
And then as we checked my score.
To see I failed it.

*head desk*

Why. Can't. I. Take. Tests. This. Year.

I mean fuck I could do well on tests (except in math) and not do most my homework until this year.

Now where the tests will bring me down like, 2 letter grades, even if I DID do the homework, I can't take.

I haven't gotten a single A on a test yet.

And I think I do so well on them and then BAM congrats, here's an F, piping hot and ready for your let down!

*sigh*

I'm still feeling juvenile...can ya tell?

Yeah...

BIG MOMENT!

We watched a movie as a family today.

We haven't done that in AGES!

We watched Indiana Jones, it was kinda lame, but I'd recommend it to people.

Studied for my English test tomorrow (HA!) and then read some of Grapes Of Wrath. It's actually a pretty good book. I understand it at least. =)

Speaking of books, started writing mine as well. Didn't get very far, only have a page but hey, it's progress right?

Dammit I bit all my finger nails off today.

Old habits die hard...

Rayy you forgot your shirt and pants at my house so I'll be bringing them to school in the morning. =)

Meh.

You ever just want to get in bed and sleep off all of your problems forever?

Yeeeeeah.

But life must go on!

So I should stop ranting about my tests and starting thinking about the music and format for my VV movie. =D

It's 11 right now...but I'm not that tired...

School...

Everyone better wear their PJ's inside out.

=p

ily.

Happy Labor Day!

To everyone!

Went to the carnival with Zak, his parents, sisters, and his one sitsters friend Jamie. They got here around 11:30 and I had just gotten outta the shower, so I was alittle wet heh heh. Car ride there was about 30-45minutes-ish. It was fun. Went to Geagua County Fair by the way.

Met up with Zak's grandparents, they were pretty cool, then got food. Zak, paid for like, EVERYTHING.....I still feel kinda guilty. He said that's what he's supossed to do, but it's not like he has a job or anything like that. I'm okay with paying, at least for my food. Meeeeeeeh.

Anyways, we wadered around a bit. It seemed like we had targets on us or something because when we were walking past all the games, a lot of the guys were like: "Come here maaan, win something for your girlfriend. You gonna let her go home with sore feet and no cuddly??" Of course they were really saying: "$GIVE ME YOUR MONEY BITCH!$" O.O But he did two games anyways.

The first one was where you throw baseballs at these rows of beer bottles and if you break 2 ya get a prize. Zak broke one, and missed the rest. Then the guy gave me a free throw and I hit the beer bottle but it bounced off! >=/

Next one was this one where there were these blue buckes hanging on their sides on the wall and ya had to throw this fucked up looking ball into it without it bouncing out. If ya got two in, you could either get a stuffed animal or $250! Zak spend around like 15-20 bucks on it, he made one in everytime but the second one always missed. The dude gave me this cheap stuffed bear outta pity. Seriousely, the hands were ripped and there was a Happy Mother's Day tag on it.

Meh, I feel guilty about that too....GUILT IS EVIL.

Walked around some more, Zak bought me a soda (meh.) and we sat on a bench for awhile. On the sidewalk this kid took a watter bottle, poked a hole in it, and then used the water to write his name on the ground a bunch of time. We yelled "Hi Nick!" and he waved. =p

We saw an Amish guy that looked like a pirate! Seriousely!

Oh, we also saw 'Ape Girl' and lemme tell ya, IT WAS THE FUNNIEST LAMEST THING EVER!!! I WISH YOU GUYS COULD HAVE SEEN IT!! XXXD!!

Basicaly it was a chick in an ape suit. Enough said right there.

Got my mom some candy apples, went and checked out some farm animals and then left. Zak made my laugh so hard on the car ride home my cheaks and ribs hurt. =p

When I got dropped off it was nearly time for dinner. Dad's knickers were in a twsit (XD always wanted to use that phrase!) for some reason, and he kept picking on JJ enough that he skipped dinner and hung around outside. ='(

Jackass.

Instead of goin to the range I faked hitting golf balls while my dad took the dog for a walk. Took a shower, finished up my homework, and read more of Breaking Dawn. It's like 11:30 right now and I'm still wide away. This could be a problem. Have school, then golf match tomorrow, plus Spanish test. I know everything but still.

Damn, anyone make flash cards for spanish by chance??

Meh. Hope my mood isn't stale tomorrow.

ily.

Family First

Yeah...that's what everybody says, but in most situations I'd put you guys first. Your more fun anyways...

Family reunion was boooooooring, Got car sick on the ride there and everyone was either way older than me or way younger than me so there was not really anyone to talk to. Couldn't go swimming because there are just some times during the months that us girls can't. The water slide wasn't there, and neither were the cows.

=(

So I sat around on the monkey bars and tried to work on some of my book and failed. Too noisy and stuff. Later on I played football catch with my dad. I threw some pretty good spirals and caught the ball each time it was thrown to me! Some of my cousins joined in too, and then my dad had to leave early to go drinking with some buddies and they took the ball. I followed them but they said they didn't want a GIRL playing with them. Assholes. So when one over threw the ball I caught it and threw it at the back of the one dude's head, which knocked him over, before leaving to grab my Ipod.

There was a corn field to the side of the house so I walked through it and sat in it for awhile. Nobody came looking for me, so obviously I wasn't missed. Had a burger but that was it. I wasn't feeling very hungry. We did the family photo and I got yelled at because I was standing too far back with the TALL people so they had me sit with the kiddies. Then I was to tall there so they yelled at me to sit in a chair, and then I was blocking someones face, and then I was standing too far outside the photo, and then when they finally put my ass somewhere they yelled at me for not smiling. I hate getting pics taken of me to begin with, let alone family photos....

Had a reverse raffle, which is like a raffle but when your name gets called you're out and you lost your chance to win the money. Turns out my cousin Todd's son won. Heh, he's only 1. The assholes that wouldn't let me play catch were pissed and glared at me when I laughed at them.

Drove the golf cart around. The brat child of the family, Kaitlyn, was driving around full speed doing doughnuts and sharp turns and when we changed seat behind the barn when I got to drive Aunt Jonie came screaming over and yelling at us for going too fast, and for the turns and when she asked who was diving Kaitlyn pointed to me and ran off. I told Auntie J that it was Kaitlyn driving and we changed seat behind the barn but she said that she saw ME driving and yelled at me.

I guess I'm the stupid, little, lying, girl of the family. Congrats to me.

On the way home we got ice cream. They didn't have sprinkles, and I ate like, two bites before giving it to JJ, still wasn't hungry.

Was freezing on the car ride home and still am. Wearing Zak's jacket but I'd like him to be hugging me more than the jacket right now. *sigh* Tomorrow he says he'll play football catch with me at Devvy Chan's party. Everyone who comes can play, I'll bring the football. Wonder who all is coming.

I know Sami can't come, and Rayy is out of town. Peaches has work and is at her cousins house so that probably means that Ryan isn't going to come either since they never seem to be able to go anywhere without each other to hang on.

Hope Jess can't make it to her own party! It'd be kinda funny that she'd miss it. I wonder if she has an accent!

Gonna call Zak now.

ily.

Bitch Please

John was off work today, and of course it was a busy Monday in the warehouse. I guess luck came with the nice weather so it wasn't as hot as hell in there. Go Mama Joe's pizza, which is really good. I only ate 1 slice though.

I've noticed that I haven't been eating a lot lately. I'll eat a Chewy Bar for breakfast, if I eat that at all, and then a little lunch- something up to a small slice of pizza's worth- then like, no dinner. I forced half a steak down but that was it. I only weigh 90, and I need to put the pony ties up further on my arm because my wrists have gotten thinner... I mean, I WANT to eat, but I get too full too quickly. That's not anorexia is it? Meh I'll Google it later I guess.

So anyways I had to go to Areils burday party which was really her family and then me. Really the only family that came was her cousins, which it the main reason for the blog title. Mkays, so there was little Sarah (7), the Bitch (whos real name begins with an M but I don't bother to remember and is 14), and another guy who's going into our HS as freshman and who's name I never caught.

So we go outside in the backyard to hit, and play softball (mind you I'm wearing a skirt) and I haven't played in 3 years so I wasn't all that eager to join in.

areil: come on ash plaaaaaay
me: i dunno, i haven't played in awhile
bitch: heh, I bet you suck more than Sarah

So I took areils glove and played 2nd. Lemme tell you, this bitch was on a team, she couldn't hit worth shit. And every time her cute little sister just wanted her to throw the ball so she could catch it she'd never do it. Then it was my turn to bat and she moved up closer (which for those you you who don't play is an insult) and I told her she better back up I might hit her, and she said I probably would miss anyways, so I said like you? She got red in the face, areil pitched the ball, I hit her in the stomach, yelled SCORE, and then ran around the bases. Then (now remember she's FOURTEEN) she sat on the ground and yelled to her daddy. Daddy said to toughen up, and she got even more pissed.

Points for me.

Then she was a total bitch the rest of the time. She called to her daddy some more because I picked up her baseball bat to move it, and called everyone names and whipped a ball at my head 5 times. I caught all of them, but if it weren't for her yelling "think fast!" I would have been in the ER. Gosh and the way she talked too....very bitchy.

I survived though I guess. Got golf tomorrow. I'm kinda tired but as you all know I'm gonna stay up late anyways.

ily.

Da dada da da daaaaaaa

I was my burday yesterday! Thanks to all you guys who wished me happy burday =)

My brother got me a talking birthday card with Hoops and Yoyo (Google them, they're Hallmark card characters) and he bought me the cuttest earrings! He was so excited I wore them to lunch, it was so sweet. Then, my mom and dad (and Shannon and Hammy cuz their name's were in the card too) got me a burday card and it sung that bow wow wow yippee oh yippee yay song, which I like so that was cool.

Mom said my 'Who's Line Is It Anyway?' present should be coming in the mail by Monday, so I'll have something to look forward to after work!

Went to Apple Bee's for lunch, they gave me a balloon! ^-^ Also, I saw Daniel B. from our class. She's like, the nicest popular girl I've ever met, she's such a sweetheart. It looked like a hurricane was going on outside while we were eating too, it was pretty cool. After that I hung around my house, nearly beat JJ in Brawl, and spent time on the computer. Zak came over and picked me up so we could see Get Smart. We went home and then spent time....watching TV. Predator was on! Damn I love those dread locks. =p

My mom gave Zak $20 for helping out with the party. He really didn't want to accept it, but my mom made him. Then he said my handwriting was bad because I had to write the Thank You card for my mom. I yelled at him and told him that I wrote it at 6:00 in the morning before work.

Speaking of mornings, did you hear that school starts at freaking 7:20 in the morning?? That means I'll have to wake in in the 5:00 hour!!! And, for kids that already do, maybe ever 4:00 for them!! What the flipping fudge dude?! I mean, I thought there was a law saying that us kiddies can't wait for our buses and the buses can't pick us up before day break. And I mean, I get up for my JOB, where I actually make MONEY instead of sitting my ass in a classroom NOT making money, later than when I have to wake up for school now. Stupid.

*sigh* today was areil's burday so being such a good person I called her as soon as I got up *cough* cuz I knew that she'd be at church *cough* and sang happy burday to her on her answering machine. She then called and invited me to her burday party tomorrow, and I though 'hellz yes I have work!' but the party starts at 6:00. -_-

So tomorrow I'll have to get her a card and a present. She wanted me to sleep over, but I have golf so at least there's that.

John is gonna be off all week this week =( so that means it'll be me and Larry in the warehouse. I like Larry, but I like John just a wee bit better. Tomorrow I get my free burday lunch though! I'm thinking pizza.

Well I think that's it. Have fun in Chicago Rayy!! Hope your phone and TV get's fixed!

Devvy chan I dunno about walking in that creek water fall thing cuz now I think our family reunion is then...=(

I used to love going to them, but now it's just annoying...

Oh well, we'll see how everything goes.

ily.