LolOmgILuffHer

Andeth: Well you need to be more frikin specific
Jackie: WELL YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE THAT CONNECTION ASH AND I HAVE! WE COULD BE LIKE ASKDFJHAKSHFDKLASHFDLKAFHAKFJD AND THEN GO: OMG I KNOW!!

xD

It's true. =)

<3

ily.

Love List

Sooooo, "Love List" huh? Lez dew eeeet!

I Love...

1) My Imagination
My mind is never still- which is probably why it used to take me a long time to fall asleep quickly. I was always just just thinking and imagining the most random things, situations and stories in my head. Now I have them under control a little bit...

Sure in hell helps me at school. =p

2) My Sarcasm and Sense of Humor
It seems to always keep that type of comedic spark going in my life and hell, if you're able to laugh at one thing or group of people you should be able to laugh at them all. It also helps on those rough days. I especially love cheering my friends up with it. =)

3) My Music Tastes
There really isn't any type of music that I've found I completely hate yet. It annoys me when others refuse to listen to something because it's too "slow" or it's "country". I love that I have a lot of variety.

4) My Eyes
I love the color. Green with little flexes of brown is what they are and when I wear the right outfit everyone seems to notice them too. =)

5) My Body
At least most of it. Especially when I get time to work out regularly. Abs=love!

6) My Goofiness
I'll do just about anything to get a good laugh out of people. Plus, it's just no fun being serious and practical all the time!

7) My Ability to Stumble Upon Strange Happenings
I've seen and had many weird things happen to me in my life so far. But what I also love is the fact that just for my own humor I'll find the most ridiculously positive sides of it all.

8) My Height
Tall enough to look down at the freshman, yet small enough to beast you at hide and seek. And what the hey, good things come in little packages!

9) My Boldness
Yes, I do color outside of the lines. What now bitch?

10) My Strength
Not so much physically, but mentally. At least I think I'm pretty strong minded. I've been through quite a lot in my life, especially when I was young. I've had to play many roles in my life to keep everything stable, and once I stumbled a bit. As much as I still want to do it again, I know I can't. That in itself is a big battle for me because I know that if I do (as dramatic as this may sound) everything, and I mean everything would be extremely royally fucked in my life in every aspect possible.

This is why I'm going to add a bonus to this "Love List":

11) My Friends and Family
No matter what has happened you guys (and you know who you are) have been with me through this and thin. Through everything, at least one of you has been there for me. Thick and thin, big and small. Even if you don't feel like you're there for me, even if you're only able to say "I'm sorry" or "I hope it get's better" that's help enough for me, because I know that no matter what you wish there was something more you could do.

I'd be happy to give everything good I have to all of you in exchange for anything bad or evil in your lives. In the end I know all I really live for in life is to see all of you happy.

How's that for fortune cookie sounding Jackie? =p

Rayy I'll have your To-Do list you requested soon too!

ily.

We Are The Champions, My Friend

Guess which varsity girls golf team won the conference championship?

Nordonia's!

Guess who is going to bed?

Me.

ily.

ZOH MY GOSHIES

I am.

The happiest person.

Alive right now.

First of all, I shot my personal best today. A 41.

THEN

I found out I beat Kendra. A girl on the Stow team who NOBODY likes (even her team mates). Stow, Falls, and us have made an anti-Kendra gang, we have an imaginary tree house.

But I digress.

THEN

I found out I did 2nd best on the team.

THEN

I found out I beat Stow's number one player.

THEN

I found out that our team all together beat Stow by one stroke.

They beat us by one last year.

Revenge!!! Revenge!!!!!

Did I also mention we beat a school record?

AND

Coach bought us frosites??

Hellz to the yeah.

It's been a pretty awesome week.

ily.

You May Not Know This...

But I am a Lava Head.

And for those of you that don't know what that is, it means I'm a fan of livelavalive on youtube.

So I'm going to spam you guys for a moment by telling you to check out his channel and all that. =)

And also embed this video which made me laugh. =)




ily.

50 Years!!

Wow, long time no post, no?

I feel bad for the lack of posts, I just haven't been in the mood for much of anything lately. Been in a pretty big rut yet again.

But I'm back!

This morning I slept in until I couldn't any longer and took a shower, fuzzed over my hair and thought it looked horrible so took another quick shower, and then went frantic over what to wear to the reunion.

After that I decided to finally put some songs I downloaded onto Melvin (a.k.a IPod) so I can listen to them on the car ride. Well, turns out it decided it was the perfect time to freeze (I kept telling JJ that "My baby got a sudden case of summer hypothermia" =p).

Being with how frustrated I've been (at myself) for the last 2 1/2 weeks or so, I had finally had it and started bawling like a baby. Again.

I was mostly worried that Melvin wouldn't work again, I greatly depend on him.

(No. It is not odd that I treat my most fondest material possession like a person).

...

(And no. I don't tuck him in at night, try to feed him etc.).

But anywho, we got to the family reunion right on time (this year it was our 5oth!) and I filmed a few things and whatnot.

My cousin Todd and Olga came with their two kids (Todd is a directer/producer and his beautiful wife is a professional photographer). Ethan is 2 or 3 and Julian is 7 weeks old! Both are adorable!

There was a small water balloon toss, and a silly string battle! Grammy danced and sang while the small 3-person band played. Food was good too. The cake even had a picture of one of the older family reunions! It was really good too! =)

When Todd and Olga left to go to Todd's high school reunion somewhere he left his kids with us. I watched little Ethan and we had a great time! When ever I would ask him for the volleyball he would go "No!" and then look at me, throw it, point and go "Look! it get awey der!" and then race me to get it and land on top of it. =p

Then when I gave him a cookie and asked him for a small piece he gave me this little minuscule of a crumb and stuck it in my mouth! xD

Everybody said we looked cute together and that I'm really good with kids. Which makes me think that maybe I'll major in early childhood development/education and then minor in filming.

Tomorrow I'll be getting up early to volunteer with Denise (a lady in the office building down from my Dad's) at the Richfield Sweet Corn Ride. I'm not gonna be in it, but I'll be making sure drinks are cold and the food is warm and ready!

Then hopefully I can get out to golf with my Dad to prepare for my tournament on Monday.

Fun, fun!

ily.

Burday!

Mine!!

On the day before my burday I was just lying in bed and starring out the window as the storm was rolling in. Then all of a sudden a flash of lightning and the power goes out.

It was out the whole day and even for my party.

But it's not like that mattered. =p

Sami, Jackie, Ryan, Rayy, Dev, and Jess all came and we grilled out with burgers and hot dogs before devouring my cookie cake!

After a while of just talking we headed back to the fire pit. Of course we all huddled up on the same blanket despite all the chairs. =p

Andeth came later too! =D

Around 11 the power finally came back on and we started watching the movie The Uninvited that Jessica had gotten me. =)

In the end Ryan, Andeth, and Jackie stayed and watched the whole thing. Jackie slept over too! =D

The next day we took her to work and then Dad and I went to Best Buy to look at video cameras. and after that I 12 mile bike ride. =)

Grammy came over to eat dinner with us and we had schicabobs that my Mom made (which were excellent and juicy by the way).

Left and hung out at the Twist and Shake with Ryan, Jackie, Anthony and Sandy. =)

Today I went and hit golf balls with my coach and his little son Adin. He's 3 1/2 and adorable! And loves Nike golfs balls. =p

Grabbed a sandwich back at the house and it was off to me league to play a shitty round of golf.

My Aunt DB came over to give me my present and then Dad and I went to get my...

VIDEO CAMERA!!

It's red and I love it so much. The editing software even had lame dramatic background music for you while you installed! xD

It was so worth it. =p

Now all I have to do is find something epic to record for the first time I'll use it!

=D

Thank you all!

<3

ily.

You Will Never Believe...

What I took....





From somebodies garbage.....




















His name is Nortone!!!

The 'e' is silent for 2 reasons:

A. Because I don't want it to be like the Norton from the Norton Antivirus thing

and

B. To make it even more fancy dancy

=p

I call him Nort for short (no rhyme intended)!

While going to deliver my application I saw him in someones trash and nearly sped off the road to get him.

My Mom was shaking her head. =p

He was filled with pet hair and pop stains but with a brush and some scrubbing he's good as new!!

And Hammy likes to sleep in his lap. =p

Ah, I love trash day.

ily.

Pro-Pot Courage

I now have complete respect for this kid.

He's got balls man.

=p


Valley Voyages was fun today. =)

Woke up around 8, got dressed, made some soup for breakfast. =p

Mom sat out in the garage with me while I waited for Cyrus to come. She looked really tired from last night, she was really, really sick but didn't want to go to the ER. She's too afraid to go because last time they nicked her nerve with an IV and that's why her arm is how it is.

*sigh*

Dad and I got in someone of a religious fight last night while we were watching TV.

We were talking about Mom and how sick she was and he said "Maybe God will let her live another day."

And I told him that if there was a god she wouldn't be sick, or he would have killed her and put her out of her misery long ago.

He currently isn't talking to me with the exception of golf league information.

But I don't really have any complaints, he'll be over it by Friday.

Rained pretty much all day today, but that didn't stop the little 4th graders.

My station was to bring a group to the bridge over the Cuyahoga River and then we'd measure the water temperature.

Sadly it was not by throwing a kid in, which would have been how I'd done it. Instead, the kids lowered a bucket over the bridge and got the water then brought it back up. Then when everyone had their info in their booklets and I told them things and asked them questions they all fought to dump it back in.

Cyrus and Jeff went and harassed a kid wearing a shirt that said "Got a sister?" on it.

Cyrus: Excuse me sir, but what doesn't this shirt mean?
Jeff: Yeah, are you curious if people have siblings?
Kid: *shakes head*
Random 4th grade girls: it's for a date!
Cyrus: You mean with a girl?! You don't want cooties!
Kid: I'm not afraid of them! ....What are they?...
Cyrus: They're little parasites that suck out your money!

xD

Then Jeff said that premarital sex or whatever could get you AIDS and the kids one friend in my group was all like "Ha ha, Johnny has cooties and AIDs!"

Some people just never grow up. =p

Cyrus dropped me off at the house.

I cleaned my room and laid down on the couch with the TV on to try and fall asleep since I've been up for two days straight.

Just can't seem to sleep though and I'm too tired to really think so it's a lose lose situation.

Took a longer shower than I really needed to and then watched some more CSI.

Depending on the weather I'm going to try and get a full nights sleep tonight.

ily.

What's Shakin Bacon?

Haven't blogged in a while...I feel bad.

=x

Thursday was pretty eventful.

Found out that I scored Accelerated or Advanced on all my OGT's.

Finally met my in-cars instructor.

He's not a grumpy Canadian. I punch-buggied him as well. It was very LOL worthy. I scored 3's on everything too. =D

Cyrus graduated!!

Friday went over to Peaches and had a girls night. =)

Today I helped mulch at my Grandparents place. Then went and saw the movie Up with Ed, Tom and Kelsy at 4:10. Her mom then dropped me off at Wendy's and I got food then walked back to the theater where I bought my Terminator Salvation ticket and a soda and proceeded to sit in the theater and make a bet with Gerber that I'd be him there.

I won my dollar. =p

Then after it was safley in my wallet I told Devlyn, Jess H., Jess B, and Billy the story. =D

Both movies were excellent by the way! I highly advise you go see them.

Highly.

JJ is sleeping over at my Uncle Scott's house. Have no clue what I'll be doing tomorrow. Probably be seeing Cyrus. =)

ily.

This Makes Me Laugh So Hard

I cry.

The Pope has a facebook.

xxxxD

That made my day.

ily.

I Said This Yesterday But I'm Repetitive So...I Said This Yesterday But I'm Repetitive So...

When ever I see FAQ's in lower case...I always read it as fags....

Do any of you guys do that?

I'm completely serious.

ily.

I Feel All Warm and Fuzzly

So this Mommy's Day turned out better than I thought it would.

I got to drive everywhere for one thing. =p

Mom and I picked up Grammy and then we went to the Mandarin House. I didn't really eat anything, but I gave Mom the card from all you guys and she started to cry. She says thanks to all of you!

We then went to Burlington Coat Factory and I got a few pairs of jeans and short and Mommy and Grammy got some shirt and jewelry.

I was having a craving for french fries so I quickly stopped at McDonalds and got some since it was on the way home to Grammy's.

We ate ice cream with chocolate fudge and had many more unhealthy chocolaty candies because we're women and we rock like that (as my Grammy put it =p).

While driving home with Mommy I decided that she had to see Robin Williams Live On Broadway so I stopped at Marcs.

While sitting at the light on Boyden to turn onto 82 Ryan's mom drove past us. =)

When I parked I decided to give Mommy the poem I wrote for her. It was about how over the years of me growing up and seeing how sick and in pain she is everyday, and even though I cry, I still think she is a great mother and has never let me down and how proud I am of her.

I gave it to her while I went in to get the movie so I could leave her to it and because I couldn't stand just sitting there while she started to cry.

I got the DVD and when I came back to the car she was crying, but at least it was happy tears.

Passed Mike as he was working at Marcs while leaving the parking lot. =)

Watched the DVD and laughed so hard we were exhausted. Then I remembered that I had an essay in History to do and after freaking out a bit then remembered that it was due Tuesday. =p

Now Mommy and I are sitting in bed eating chocolate and watching the season final of Apprentice.

=p

I will go to bed...soon....ish...

Yeah.

=p

Hope everyone had a happy Mothers Day!

ily.

Life Is All About Taking Risks

And since a lot of people don't like to take unnecessary ones, I'll do it and risk my hand. Hey, it's in a brace, it'll be fine for awhile.

Spring break was eventful until yesterday. Then it got very boring.

Yesterday mom and I watched The Others together. I liked it, very good twist at the end.

It also got my interest in the paranormal up and running again. Although, I think it's more of my depressing interest in death though. I sense and see some type of beauty in it.

I saw this thing on Antiques Road Show the other day and this woman brought in her collection of English Memorial Jewelery. It really interested me. I found the link on Google, but am disappointed that there aren't any close up shots on the jewelery like there were on TV. =/

I tried to find it on youtube but no luck. =/

I like to consider myself as a happy emo. =p

Worked a tad on my VV project yesterday, looked for pictures and put them on the map. Will probably work on that a bit more today.

Really wish I could take the car and drive around for a bit today. It's raining, cold, and my mom is too sick to get out of bed so it's not like she'd noticed, and not to sound all high and mighty but I think I'm a good enough driver to not be pulled over except for the fact that I look young and shouldn't be driving on my own.

*sigh*

Maybe I'll drive up to Network Video and rent another movie.

ily.

This Made My Day

6 Facts

So I was tagged for a 6 facts thing...cursed Jackie...I will get back at her...

But I digress, let's get on with this shall we?

6 facts that no one knows about me....

FACT1:

I hate kittens, hamsters, puppies, gerbils, bunnies, penguins, lemurs, chipmunks, squirrels, koala bears, panda bears, polar bears, monkeys, horsies, cows, lambs, little turtles....

FACT2:

Pink is really my favorite color. Ever. I wish everything in my life was pink. EVERYTHING.

FACT3:

Spinach is my favorite food.

FACT4:

I am really a guy.

FACT5:

Facts 1, 2, and 3 were lies.


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>.>










FACT6:

Fact 4 was also a lie.


Now I must tag 6 more people...

I'll tag:

Emily
Ryan (facts can go on GT)
Rose
Devlyn
Amazing Phil
and
Peaches

Hey, she never said anything about no tag backs. =p

NO TAGGING BACK OF THIS BLOG OR MEEEEE!

Bwahahahahaha.

ily.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Excuse my French.

(Whys it French anyways?)

Screw that. Excuse my Chinese.

So the afternoon was completely boring.

I got up, and was still sick, which also got me out of helping re-arrange JJ's room and take apart his bunk bed.

Now he has two normal beds. His room is cool though, I'm jealous.

Anyways, I read Of Mice And Men. It only took me about two hours, between 1 bathroom break and then helping my Uncle Scott try to find a CD that my Dad had borrowed from him (we still didn't find it).

It was a good read, kinda sad in the end though. =(

After that I took a few half naps during the day. My sinuses have been draining so I'm all bleh.

The only thing I've had to eat today was KFC (which I feel guilty about...I told JJ to go to Arby's for my popcorn chicken craving, not there...).

I was on the computer checking e-mails and chatting with Cyrus when Mom came up and asked if I wanted to rent a movie.

So I was like sure and got in the car and I drove up with her to Network video.

Well, in the distance near Panini's I saw a bunch of red and blue lights.

And no, I was not speeding.

Mom and I had thought that someone had tried to pull out of their parking lot and got hit.

I parked the car and then Mom and I went to investigate.

All the while I was pointing out the fact that you could be the happiest person in the world and it didn't matter because everyone is so interested in death and tragedy as soon as you see a car crash you go "OMG MUST CHECK THIS OUT!!!"

But I digress.

We went to the fence and there was a bunch of clothes in the parking lot. I watched Fox 8's video, and they showed them.

It was kinda scary since I was there to see some of it (not the actual shooting but the clothes and the jeep and such).

Apparently the two are still alive.

Man, what is wrong with people?

*sigh*

Went to Network video after that. The guy that owns the place (Scott) older son (who looks like he's maybe...7?) came up to me and wanted to sell some chocolate. Naturally since he was so cute he suckered me into buying some M&M's.



Then, the youngest son came up to me and handed me a little piece of paper with a smiley face drawn on it.



That made my day. ^-^

More things happened (but they're seeeecret). =x

Mom and I watched the new Mummy movie together, it was nice.

I still feel sick...bleh.

Hopefully it'll pass by tomorrow morning.

I'm going to work on a test map and stuffs tomorrow morning for VV.

Hopefully.

Oh yeah! I also gots a DailyBooth! I took that picture awhile ago...I still don't like it all the same though. I hate pictures of me. I always look...bleeeh.

ily.

New Moosic

Three new songs actually. =) Check them oooooout!

During the end of lunch today Mr. Browman was like "4B, or not 4B!" and I was like "Holy crap...that's so lame..."

When I was in the hall walking to English he then said "Come on man, this ain't no party, get to class and don't be tardy!"

I bet he comes up with better rhymes than the cheerleaders!

xD

Today a lot of people kept on coming up to me and going "OMG ASHLEY YOU'RE WEARING GLASSES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"

I've been wearing glasses since I was 4 people, piiiiiiist, it's nothing new.

o.o

During Spanish today, while we were translation a paragraph, I started having a coughing fit. After it Smith pointed to me and went "Ana! Translate!!" And I looked at the paragraph and then asked her where we were and she looked at me like I was a dumbass and then pointed at somebody else to translate it.

I'm sorry, I can't cough and pay attention to what sentence we're on...

History was awesome. We watched FAMILY GUY.

Mhm, be jealous.

Way better than Saving Private Ryan or Hotel Rwanda (although I enjoyed both films in last year's class).

I have to make Mr. J cookies now because he's having the chappie 13 test on Monday...it's okay though because in the end, I still get the better end of the deal. I get more cookies. =p

Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha.

Art we're making designs for clay bowls. I've got two, we were supossed to have 5 last week. Our whole art class is so far behind. =p

English we took notes. Only a page and a half this time, which is better than her normal 5...

Got home and have been working on homework and talking with Cyrus. I didn't really do anything for my rough draft for English...I typed half a sentence...oh well. I'll get it done tomorrow.

Discovered I forgot to put Spanish 2 on my class list...had to fix that...

Caramel says he feels like shit, I told him he should take a shower and go to sleep. He thinks he has the flu which is bitter sweet because:

A. I didn't give him anything
B. The flu isn't good at all...

That's about it now, Hero's on in 20 minutes!

ily.

B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets

I've heard that song so many times this week, I love it. Dad played it really down in the basement while I was playing a little pool with him, Uncle Gary, and Mr, Grayson. I did pretty good this time! =D

We were all singing along to it too. =p

What can I say, I like Elton John.

Today was fun, woke up showered and got ready to go to Jessica's party.

I tried to get directions to her house but the computer downstairs froze on me. It's so slow from all of JJ's games he had on there...that boy is obsessed with Star Trek.

It was getting close for us to leave to go to the party too, so I was really rushing to get them (which is my fault since I should have gotten them earlier =p) but anyways, I had moved onto my laptop, and everything was going fine then. I had finally gotten the directions, and I had copied them and pasted them to word to print out, when all of a sudden it says my computer can't connect to the printer.

So, being the violent child that I am, in a fit of range I kicked my dresser so hard that I collapsed to the floor in pain, all at the same time, grabbing a piece of paper and pen to scribble the directions down and hoping that I didn't break my foot.

My foot isn't broken, but it really fucking hurts.

I wonder if my dresser has a dent in it...

In the end though we go to Jessica's house. =p

Devvy Chan, and Ellie came. We had a Pikachu cake and ice cream (I had chocolate chip cookie dough flavored) and it was really good!

It actually looked like this (I found in on Google image search):



Headed to Dave and Busters. Played the racing games first. I won. =p

Next Devvy Chan, Jessica and I (we were the 3 Musketeers of the afternoon) went to the games where you can win tickets and had a lot of fun.

We played air hokey, DDR, a motorcycle racing game, a basketball game, ski ball, this one where you pull a crank and lands on a number of tickets (very high numbers too) and another game where you drop you coins it, and the more you knock down over this ledge, the more tickets you get.

In the end, I only got 857 tickets or so though.

With my tickets I bought a stuffed monkey that reminds me of Cy (I named it Cyro), a shot glass for my dad, a water bottle, a light up push pop, and a Dora tattoo.

=D

The ride back home was fun, Jessica's mom is really nice. =)

Mom picked me up and she had the radio turned up really loud "Shout" was playing. Then Bennie and the Jets came on! =D

Came home, ordered a pizza, and then waited for the pizza and Cyrus to get to my house so we can bring it over to Grammy's.

We talked about many things, and enjoyed coke (the drink), pizza, and klondike bars. For a while we watched Academic Challenge, before moving into the TV room. Deja Vu was on, but we weren't really paying attention to it. Besides, the movie looked boring anyways.

Big Al played a lot with us too. He's a sweet little thing. Get's a big rough though...he bit Cyrus, so Grammy put him in the laundry room area.

Left around 9:20ish, Cy drove me home, and then he had to leave quickly.

After he left, I hung out in the bedroom with mom, I brushed her hair and then braided it and she played with my hair too.

=)

Then I watched a bit of SNL with her (the House guy was hosting tonight and he spoke with his accent!).

Now I'm here talking with Cyrus. =)

And yes, it is 3AM.

=p

Going to the Golf thing at the IX Center tomorrow (or actually, latter on today) with Dad and Mr.Grayson.

Then I have golf practice too.

Fun stuffs, fun stuffs!

ily.

Yep, I Did It

I downloaded a few songs sung by Britney Spears. They're now on Melvin.

.....

Don't judge me.

Also, there's a new song on my playlist!

So today was fashion disaster today for spirit week. I got many complements on my fuzzy toe sock, and my candy cane striped one. I also got many for my scarf as well. =)

Cy made me a lunch today!

He made me a ham and cheese sandwich with many other goodies like chocolate pudding and yummy cookies!

On the spoon he wrote "spoon" and on the pudding he put "spoon is used here". =p

There was a juice box too. =)

In history Cameron that sits in front of me (not Caramel) gave me a piece of his chocolate chip cookie. =)

I was very tired when I got to art. I fell asleep multiple times.

Been very out of it today...hard for my brain to grasp things.

Got home, ate like a pig, and then fell asleep on the couch and took a nap with Devvy chan.

Woke up in time to get ready for Cy to come over. We're making capes for super hero day. They're so awesome.

Be jealous.

Crying is an option too.

Devvy chan left today.

The house seems slightly empty now... =/

Caught up on all my youtube videos finally.

Did anyone see Fred on Nickelodeon? I missed it.

Tired now.

ily.