I Can't Drive 55

So I'm really really excited and hyper right now!!!

School was okay.

While Jess and I were delivering passes today the fire alarm went off. She jumped and I swear, almost touched the ceiling. =p

I had to grab her by the arm and pull her towards the direction the other kids were going she was so surprised.

Spanish we took our tests, it was really fun to write about the floor plan we were given!

Got home, and watched CSI then had my favorite again (lemon peppered chicken) for dinner.

While I was in the middle of math homework Dad jumped in and was like "YOU WANNA GO DRIVING?!"

And I screamed "YEAH!" then dropped my math homework and ran to the car.

Forgetting my wallet.

Again.

And he also didn't bring his.

Again.

We only seem to do it whenever we're driving with each other now...

I put a sticky note on the mirror saying DO NOT FORGET WALLET.

The Romaniks had made me my own Student Driver sign so I got to use it. =D

Anyways, so I was driving along and complaining about how the speed limit was only 50 so my Dad got tired of it and was like, make a right and the next thing I knew, I was on the on ramp to 271.

IT...WAS...AWESOME!

I was going 80 and it was so fast and smooth and going around every turn felt like I was in the Indy 500 or something!

Then Dad told me to slow down to 70...

Fucking cops...

Got off the highway, and made a left off of it. Everything was going fine until the next turn.

Apparently, when my Dad said "Turn right here" he pointed to the left. But I wasn't looking at him, so I thought he literally meant "Turn right here"

Well, the problem was, RIGHT was an OFF ramp.

My Dad and I were yelling (mostly in excitement though):

Dad: "OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!"
Me: "I'M TURNING RIGHT LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO-"
Dad: "NO!! I MEAN TURN LEFT!! GO STRAIGHT NOW!!!"
Me: *Cuts car so it's going straight and pulls into a parking lot*
Dad: "Holy shit...you almost went the wrong way on the highway..." *whips face*
Me: *Slams head on wheel*

While working out, my new song came on, or as Dad likes to call it. It's called I Can't Drive 55.

It's also on the playlist. =)

Dude, even the title is accurate. =p

Came upstairs and then was quickly called back down by my mother who dragged me out into the garage to show me this:





This little guy is a lizard and apparently I must have accidentally squished the head as I was setting down the water mom got from the store.

Whoops...

Also, while I was looking for Crayons to color on day, I found these and thought it was hilarious:



=p

That's it for my day.

Cyrus will be back in school tomorrow as well! =D

ily.

You Just Lost The Game

Muwahahahaha.

>=)


Cyrus was only at school for a half hour, then he had to go to the Middle School and help with class lists (you call it schedules I call it a class list) so I was somewhat grumpy.

While delivering a pass, one of my favorite history teachers, Mr. Cash, was shutting his door. I whisper-yelled "Mr. Caaaaash!" and waved to him.

Then he kept shutting the door, gave me this confuzzled smile and waved back.

MY DAY WAS MADE.

Art everyone kept asking where Cyrus was, and some people were like "Oh, you're his girl friend?? Oh my gosh, hi!"

It's okay though, I mean it's so hard to notice that we're going out. I mean, me sitting next to him every day in art, holding his hand when we come into the classroom, leaning against him and hugging his arm while we're waiting for the bell to ring definably doesn't make it seem like we're dating....

-_-

Seriously.

Ryan and I skipped out on the pep rally and walked down the 100's hallway.

Ran into a group of teachers where I lied smoothly and got to my destination, Mr. J's class.

He was talking to his wife and playing What Is Love on his computer. =p

Oh the bus ride home there were 3 coyotes in the field on the Valley View side of my street.

It was so cool!

Watched a bit of CSI NY and then took a quick shower.

Did a bit of night driving. I did well, I only didn't stop at 1 stop sign and I took 2 turns too fast.

Also, I think my Dad paid a raccoon to run out in the middle of the road. I missed it and stopped smoothly though!

HA!

Gary came over and now him and Dad are drinking beers and playing pool down the basement.

They won't let me down...it's 'man time'.

I wish I was a guy sometimes and be a part of 'man time'.

=/

Well I do...

That's about it.

Watched all the Jake and Amir videos on the College Humor youtube channel. I love those guys.

They're on MTV too now! =D

Adventure with Cyrus tomorrow! =)

ily.

New Moosic

Three new songs actually. =) Check them oooooout!

During the end of lunch today Mr. Browman was like "4B, or not 4B!" and I was like "Holy crap...that's so lame..."

When I was in the hall walking to English he then said "Come on man, this ain't no party, get to class and don't be tardy!"

I bet he comes up with better rhymes than the cheerleaders!

xD

Today a lot of people kept on coming up to me and going "OMG ASHLEY YOU'RE WEARING GLASSES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"

I've been wearing glasses since I was 4 people, piiiiiiist, it's nothing new.

o.o

During Spanish today, while we were translation a paragraph, I started having a coughing fit. After it Smith pointed to me and went "Ana! Translate!!" And I looked at the paragraph and then asked her where we were and she looked at me like I was a dumbass and then pointed at somebody else to translate it.

I'm sorry, I can't cough and pay attention to what sentence we're on...

History was awesome. We watched FAMILY GUY.

Mhm, be jealous.

Way better than Saving Private Ryan or Hotel Rwanda (although I enjoyed both films in last year's class).

I have to make Mr. J cookies now because he's having the chappie 13 test on Monday...it's okay though because in the end, I still get the better end of the deal. I get more cookies. =p

Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha.

Art we're making designs for clay bowls. I've got two, we were supossed to have 5 last week. Our whole art class is so far behind. =p

English we took notes. Only a page and a half this time, which is better than her normal 5...

Got home and have been working on homework and talking with Cyrus. I didn't really do anything for my rough draft for English...I typed half a sentence...oh well. I'll get it done tomorrow.

Discovered I forgot to put Spanish 2 on my class list...had to fix that...

Caramel says he feels like shit, I told him he should take a shower and go to sleep. He thinks he has the flu which is bitter sweet because:

A. I didn't give him anything
B. The flu isn't good at all...

That's about it now, Hero's on in 20 minutes!

ily.

Relief

Holy crap I had so much stuff to do today but now I have time because...

WE HAVE A SNOW DAY!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

I swear if I could do a back flip I would!

MWUHAHAHAHA!

WE CAN ALL STAY UP LATE, SWAP SOME MANLY STORIES AND IN THE MORNIN...I'M MAKIN WAFFLES.

O.O

Shrek references FTW.

=p

Gained 2 cool things during lunch today.

Thing number 1:



LOOK!! IT'S A FRENCH FRY PAINTING THE EIFFEL TOWER AT A KETCHUP BOTTLE!

I'm highly amused at this ketchup packet.

=)

Now, thing number 2:



It was.

And I got to eat it.

It was so yummy.

I hung that sign up on my wall now. =p

Most if not all of my classes we worked on review for the exams.

As soon as I got home I started working on my history project that I've been putting off.

All I needed to do was print out my pictures, glue them into a collage and then write the thing.

Well, my Word kept freezing up and being all retarded. I started yelling and cursing it until finally I e-mailed it to myself and in the e-mail I E-bitched slapped my Word 07.

=p

Got the collage done, and got all of the writing portion done except my conclusion paragraph. I honestly don't like it though...I might restart...

Took a quick shower and then found out about the snow day.

I must say though, I'm feeling a bit tired. But I'm going to stay up late anyways. =)

Now shall do random shit on the internet!!

Yippee!

ily.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I couldn't think of another title.

Yesterday I had a tests in Physics that was easy. Ran track with the fast people and got in 3rd. Heh, when Carlos ran he didn't stay in his lane. I guess nobody told him. =p

Sat next to Zak afterwards. He was sitting by himself and he looked really lonely. It was kinda uncomfortable but I wanted to show him that I don't want us to avoid each other. PE ended then hardly ate any lunch. Spanish was okay, Johansson's class was fun, and English was boring.

Golf game was good. We won by A LOT. That's just cuz we're so skilled.

Today:

Physics we took notes, Geometry we took notes, PE I sat in the bleachers with the guys (Stash, Ryan S, John, and Zak). Heh...John was yelling at Stash for trying to strangle him but Stash said "What, it was just a neck hug!"

XD

I'm gonna use that defense in court. =p

Awhile after Zak at behind me then picked me up and held me in his lap like a baby (shut up) and was kinda like: "I should throw you over the bleachers." Squirrel (Ryan) asked what I did and Zak said "What didn't she do?"

Okay, I know he probably wouldn't have thrown me over the bleachers but that was kinda outta character for him, and it kinda scared me.

I also asked him if he wanted his jacket back but he said no and to keep it. I feel kinda guilty, he really liked it, but his mom won't let him wear it anyways so it's okay right?

Meh.

ACTUALLY ATE MY LUNCH TODAY!!

Spanish we had a quiz. I think I did okay.

Heh, in History we got in this big debate about if the government helped plan out 9/11 and stuff. This kid named Cameron and Mr. Johansson got at it, it was funny. Then Mr. J put a topic for it online and guess who I found on the forum!! Tom!! =D

OMG in art today somebody made a clay penis and put it in one of the still life's! XD I took a pic of it on my celly.

English we read more poems. I'll study them a bit tomorrow. Devvy Chan you did a good job reading today! =D

No practice tomorrow! I'll feel so naked without my clubs on the bus! =p

Can't wait for the bonfire!

ily.