The Dumbasses and the Deer

Went hiking in the park today. Surprisingly there weren't a lot of people out at all. You'd think it'd be packed given the sun was out today. =/

We walked along the creek bed, on the rocks. They had dozers down there for a few weeks, apparently changing the creek. They failed epically though, there were a ton of fallen trees by the bank, and more soon to fall.

I climbed on a bunch of them though, and it was really fun. Took a bunch of logs and made a bridge to cross the creek with for my Dad and myself.

After that I drove around in the park. A deer jumped out into the road and I stopped and I didn't hit the deer and no cars hit me when I slammed on the breaks (no one was behind me anyways).

I almost hit 3 people too. It would have been alright though my Dad and I decided, three less dumbasses in the world.

I'm going around a sharp turn and all of a sudden as I just come around the bend and WHAM people!

They looked at me like GAH and darted in different directions, most of which were NOT off of the road.

Thank goodness there were no cars behind me....

BUT HOW STUPID COULD YOU BE TO CROSS RIGHT AT THE END OF A SHARP TURN?!

-_-

By the end of the hour Dad felt around in his pockets and discovered he didn't have his wallet. I told him it was alright because I just remembered I left mine in my book bag, so we could keep each other company at the police station. =p

We never bring wallets or anything like that on hikes. I only bring my celly for emergencies.

Dad drove home just in case though.

Other than the dumbasses and the deer I did pretty damn good!

=D

It was so hard not to speed though...

I don't do well at speeds under 40...too slow. =/

Got home, and finished my history notes for the test.

Then had an excellent dinner of lemon peppered chicken and made chocolate chip cookies!

Mom and I had some apple pie to celebrate!

Mom and I agreed we should make more (but it's not because of the glass of booze or anything =p).

Took a shower and now I'm going to finish my movie Hannibal Rising.

It's pretty good. =)

ily.

Presents, Jokes, and Booze

Top 3 favorite presents:

- My varsity jacket
- My FUZZY toe socks
- My new slipper shoe things

=D

What's your favorite present??

=D

Woke up around 8:30 and came downstairs.

I got more clothes but that's about it.

Sadly it wasn't a white Christmas, but I did see a few flurries drop!

Was Dad's little 'elf' and went over to the neighbors to give them presents.

Gretta knew it was my Dad in the suit though. Ya just can fool these 6 year olds anymore nowadays.

Out of all the jokes I heard today, I think my dad told the best one, as always. There was a gay guy in the joke and my Dad does the best and funniest gay accent. =p

It's better to hear it than read it though so I'm not gonna post it on the blog. I'll film my Dad saying it. =p

Aunt Bev and Uncle time came over with Matt, haven't seen him in a year. We used to be really close cousins but now we've like, grown very far apart. =/

Drank 4 huge glasses of booze.

=p

At first I was going to keep drinking and see how many it would take till I got shit faced but then I realized that:

1. Although I'd probably be funny as hell when I'm drunk I don't think my parents would appreciate me getting wasted in front of company
2. I'm going on a date with Cy tomorrow
and 3. At the end of the night tomorrow I'll be meeting some of his other relatives, and I don't think having a hang over would be the BEST first impression

=p

So in the end, I kinda just kept drinking until I got in trouble. =p

Well, that's about it for now!

=D

ily.