Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, February 19, 2009

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Name: Supa Ash
Age: 15
Height: Short(ish)
Shoe size: 6 1/2
Occupation: Super Hero

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Oh yeah.

I'm a supa hero!

I also have this urge to dig out the Justice League VHS and watch it. I loved that movie. I still do. But I used to too. =p

I got many compliments on my cap and boxers (which are actually mine and not JJ's).

Oh, wanna know what my power is?!

Dunker Day senses.

While in the office with Jess I was like "Hmm...I feel like it's going to be Dunker Day today..." and she looked at the menu and it was!

Mwuahahahahahahahaha.

Now to train and make myself able to poof dunkers out of thin air...

They're so good....

Spanish class we played a fun new game called Avlancha. Our team lost...but it's okay...the other team didn't get candy anyways. =p

History I spent most of my time taking notes. I got most of section 2 done. I only had a page left. I don't think there was much on it though. Mostly just repeated information from the previous section and how Roosevelt punched his enemies in the face by fixing their problems and getting re-elected.

^-^

6th period was super dee dooper!

xD

English I went in, failed another vocab test, then we went to the IMC lab.

Got home and went to finish my history notes but the online book site wasn't working. It told me to check back later.

So then I worked on Spanish homework and kept checking the online book site and fell asleep. Woke up around 7 (2 hour nap, yippee! -_-) and checked the site again, still not working.

Then it occurred to me that Mr. Johansson's website has power point notes on it from class. So I go onto the site and in big letters it said "ERROR SITE NOT FOUND"

At a glace I could have sworn it said "ERROR, YOU ARE NOW FUCKED" but then I took a closer look.

*headdesk*

I got most of the notes though....and copied down some of the stuff from the handouts to another piece of paper.

Watched Bones with my mom, and then we went outside in the garage to talk. In the end, we came back into the house laughing so hard we were literally crying. It was great. =D

Andrew Bravener posted this in one of his tweets. I think it's pretty amazing.


Courtesy of electricpig, The Sultan's Elephant.

I'd be so scared if I saw that thing in real life though. =p

That's all for now. Gonna keep checking the websites, talk to Cyrus and then if all fails, go to bed. Or at least try. I'm still a bit awake from my nap. I'm sure I can calm down enough though, I'm pretty good at taking a 2-4 hour nap, finishing homework, then going back to sleep.

ily.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Harty Har Har

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

Ah...I love Mitch Hedberg.

#1 comedian in my book.

Studied most of the day, and did random stuffs.

A shame he died speedballin....

=/

Blah.

Spent most of my day studying, helping Dad out, doing random stuff on the interwebs and such.

Went with Dad to take the dog for a walk.

I got to wear the ninja mask because it was snowing. =p

Cleaned my room today.

While I was I saw a car pull into the driveway and it looked exactly like Cy's. I was getting all excited until it pulled out and went away...

=(

That's about it.

"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it."

ily.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Dear Young Youtubers

Youtube is a video sharing website where people can create, upload, and share their videos.

It is not an instant messenger, nor is it a Myspace or a Facebook.

Also, just because you aren't at school doesn't mean that you have to completely forget how to leave comments using proper English, grammar, punctuation, and spelling.

Dat iz not wat utube iz 4. And gawd u sond lkie u r stoopid or somtin.

Seriously.

The comments box is also called that for a reason. It is for you to comment on the video above, not for you to tell people to check out your channel or to copy and paste chain mail.

With that said, please stop asking me "Wat u up 2?" on my channel, use proper English, and quite begging me to check out your videos and subscribe.

Sincerely,

An annoyed Youtuber

You guys seriously don't know how many 11-13 year olds I've had to deal with today on Youtube...

*headdesk*

Learned how to snow blow the driveway today.

Your tongue gets really cold.

Ha, get it?!

Snow BLOW? TONGUE gets cold?

Yeah...my Dad didn't think that was too funny either. =p

After the driveway JJ and I played in the snow.

We were trapped in the North Pole (our backyard) but managed to travel a distance to a nearby ice burg (our deck) and into an ice cave (our porch) to find a feline frozen in the ice wall (Hamilton sitting in front of the window inside).

After coming to the end of the cave we came face to face with a giant wolf (Shannon). She attacked us, and stole my glove, and attempted to bury it in the snow. Luckily, a huge ice breaker came and a many threw down a rope, shouting at us to climb up before we caught a cold (which was really our Mom yelling at us for not having gloves and to get inside before we got frostbite).

We told her it was the giant wolf's fault.

Went to the movies with Dad and Grammy. Saw Grand Torino. Good movie, lots of laughs. Almost cried though.

No, the dog doesn't die. If so I would have said the movie sucked.

A lot of racist comments so if you're touchy then don't see it.

I got to back the car out of the drive way again. =p

Played a little Pac Man World 2 on the PS2 and now I'm here, chillin and listening to music.

I'm a little sad because I can't find the 4 pony ties I always wear on my wrist. I think they fell off while I was out in the snow...

I feel so incomplete...

=/

Blah.

ily.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Presents, Jokes, and Booze

Top 3 favorite presents:

- My varsity jacket
- My FUZZY toe socks
- My new slipper shoe things

=D

What's your favorite present??

=D

Woke up around 8:30 and came downstairs.

I got more clothes but that's about it.

Sadly it wasn't a white Christmas, but I did see a few flurries drop!

Was Dad's little 'elf' and went over to the neighbors to give them presents.

Gretta knew it was my Dad in the suit though. Ya just can fool these 6 year olds anymore nowadays.

Out of all the jokes I heard today, I think my dad told the best one, as always. There was a gay guy in the joke and my Dad does the best and funniest gay accent. =p

It's better to hear it than read it though so I'm not gonna post it on the blog. I'll film my Dad saying it. =p

Aunt Bev and Uncle time came over with Matt, haven't seen him in a year. We used to be really close cousins but now we've like, grown very far apart. =/

Drank 4 huge glasses of booze.

=p

At first I was going to keep drinking and see how many it would take till I got shit faced but then I realized that:

1. Although I'd probably be funny as hell when I'm drunk I don't think my parents would appreciate me getting wasted in front of company
2. I'm going on a date with Cy tomorrow
and 3. At the end of the night tomorrow I'll be meeting some of his other relatives, and I don't think having a hang over would be the BEST first impression

=p

So in the end, I kinda just kept drinking until I got in trouble. =p

Well, that's about it for now!

=D

ily.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Not Really A Good Week

Still not feeling too peppy....been thinking about a few things....

Yesterday my mom and dad got into this huge yelling fight about my brothers pants being too tight. It later turned into a more adult like argument, but the thing to start it was PANTS? *sigh*

Zak might be coming over Friday if he can get a ride home. It's been a few days now since the kissing and crap and I still feel nothing. To me it's just a kiss... Was I wrong to say yes to him? At first when he was trying to ask it was all cute and stuff and I thought it could turn into something. It's just now that I really put my mind to it- and this is when I'm not putting my mind on my math homework and parents- Zak isn't exactly my type of guy. I mean he's tall- really tall- and I'd like a tall guy, but I'd also like an athletic one. They don't have to play a sport but I mean he doesn't even work out, and I do and I'm a girl (as in guys usually work out more than girls do and stuff).

We talk on the phone almost everyday, and he says I love you and I say I love you too. But I feel like I'm lying. (by the way Erin just sent me a text saying that max told her he loves her so at least they've got something going)....(sorry Erin if I wasn't supposed to say that...). Anyways, I really don't feel like I like Zak more than a good friend. Maybe it's too soon?

Argh I dunno. I hope dad likes him I guess. I really am cruel....

*sigh*

In keyboarding today Carly asked me why I was hold Rayy's hand. I just shrugged my shoulders and said we were trying to walk straight and that we were friends and stuff. She said oh, sorry, it's just people were whispering. To those people fuck you and get a life.

Why is it that any little gustier could automatically deem a person gay or a lez? I was holding her hand, so what? Not to mention my other arm was wrapped around Zak! *guilty once again* This just shows that some people in our school really need to get a life.

Max told this really funny joke in study hall today, here it is:

So there were three men lined up at the gates of heaven. An angel said that they were running out of room and that you had to have died a horrible, or tragic death to get in. The first man walked up. The angel asked: How did you die?

man 1: well, I had heard my wife had been cheating on me, so I went home a little early but no one was there, but I knew something was up. I went out on my 25 floor apartment balcony to drink my beer and discovered a man hanging off of it! So, I smashed his fingers with a hammer and he fell into the bushes but was only stunned, so I then I threw a fridge down and he died. From all the excitement I had a heart attack and died.

Alright, you can go in, said the angel. The second man then came up and the angel asked again: How did you die?

man 2: well I was exercising on my 26th floor balcony when I fell off! Luckily I grabbed onto the 25th floor one right below me. Suddenly, this crazy guy starts pounding on my fingers with a hammer and I fall into the bushes stunned! Then, this fridge comes falling and killed me!

You can pass, said the angel. Finally, the last man came up and the angel asked once more: How did you die?

man 3: well I was hiding in this fridge....


That's it! Funny huh?

Track today was bad in PE. Sure, I was ahead all the way up until the last turn, but then I couldn't breath and everything starting getting black, I had to walk the way unless I wasn't to collapse right there. After the finish line I felt like I was going to puke my guts out, and I hate puking. I told the teacher and she just told me not to throw chunks on her...thanks for the help...

Bio I feel asleep (it's right after PE) and my teacher poked me right when the bell rang and asked: Track? and I groaned and nodded. I didn't mean to fall asleep, my head was just leaning against the wall and I dozed off. She said she wasn't going to take point off though so claps for her.

Keyboarding I couldn't concentrate, so I therefore couldn't catch up, although I am basically where everyone else is. Our warm-up was jokes, so that's how we all started telling jokes in study hall.

Oh yeah, wanna help end world hunger?? http://www.freerice.com/ go to it! Yesterday I helped donate 3,640 grains of rice! Whoo hoo!

On the day of my last post I told my mom I wanted to cut again, so she's been keeping an eye on me. The cat doesn't help, because he scratched up my wrist, but she was there when it happened and yelled at me because it was my fault I was agitating him. But it's just so fun!

Have to work out tonight, then ghost hunter's at 9 which means I'll have to shower tomorrow. I don't just wanna wash my body and not my hair, you never feel squeaky clean.

Really windy outside today, but was too tired to go in it.

Sorry post was so long.

Dev your maga is good so far...methinks I like aram....fight to the death on Monday?

Rayy I'm not a lez and I know you're not either, but you're my bestest buddy!

Erin congrats.

Ed, I'm gonna kick your aspirin

Peaches and Ryan...um...cheers?

Other people that read my blog hellos and feel free to comment so I know you're reading, I like comments.


P.s. This was a loooooooooooooooooooooog post

P.s.s. heh I just made it longer =p