The Dumbasses and the Deer

Went hiking in the park today. Surprisingly there weren't a lot of people out at all. You'd think it'd be packed given the sun was out today. =/

We walked along the creek bed, on the rocks. They had dozers down there for a few weeks, apparently changing the creek. They failed epically though, there were a ton of fallen trees by the bank, and more soon to fall.

I climbed on a bunch of them though, and it was really fun. Took a bunch of logs and made a bridge to cross the creek with for my Dad and myself.

After that I drove around in the park. A deer jumped out into the road and I stopped and I didn't hit the deer and no cars hit me when I slammed on the breaks (no one was behind me anyways).

I almost hit 3 people too. It would have been alright though my Dad and I decided, three less dumbasses in the world.

I'm going around a sharp turn and all of a sudden as I just come around the bend and WHAM people!

They looked at me like GAH and darted in different directions, most of which were NOT off of the road.

Thank goodness there were no cars behind me....

BUT HOW STUPID COULD YOU BE TO CROSS RIGHT AT THE END OF A SHARP TURN?!

-_-

By the end of the hour Dad felt around in his pockets and discovered he didn't have his wallet. I told him it was alright because I just remembered I left mine in my book bag, so we could keep each other company at the police station. =p

We never bring wallets or anything like that on hikes. I only bring my celly for emergencies.

Dad drove home just in case though.

Other than the dumbasses and the deer I did pretty damn good!

=D

It was so hard not to speed though...

I don't do well at speeds under 40...too slow. =/

Got home, and finished my history notes for the test.

Then had an excellent dinner of lemon peppered chicken and made chocolate chip cookies!

Mom and I had some apple pie to celebrate!

Mom and I agreed we should make more (but it's not because of the glass of booze or anything =p).

Took a shower and now I'm going to finish my movie Hannibal Rising.

It's pretty good. =)

ily.

Two Days...

I was going to post Friday night but I was too tired!!!

Sorries...

But I'll tell you everything today.

Friday I was bothering Mr. Johansson about his car. =p

A silver/white PT cruiser am I correct?

=D

Don't worry, my mom said if I went joy riding in your car I'd need a damn good lawyer (ha ha).

=p

After school my mom picked Devvy Chan and me up to go see Twilight. First we got Wendy's though!

Then we picked up JJ from his school and headed for the theater.

Heh...I broke Devvy Chan while we were sitting alone in the car waiting for my mom while she was in the Middle School.

I was making her laugh so hard her face was turning red.

=D

During the movie when Edward first appeared all the girls were squealing. I wolf whistled, which added to the squeals.

I must admit though, I was diggin Carlisle.

Rob played his part as Edward well, and Alice's character was perfect all around. Go Ashley Greene!

Overall though the movie bored me, and I think they could have done a lot better. I didn't like the camera angles, and how they put the music to the movie, and the effects weren't all the good either.

On a scale of 1-10 I'd give it a 4 or a 5.

I'm really not that pepped to see the 2nd movie either. =/

Awe well.

Devvy Chan was locked out of her house so she hung out at my place until her mom came to pick her up.

I started talking to Caramel on my blog chat thing after that. Until my computer froze...

*growls*

Sorry Caramel!!

Hung out with my dad in the basement and then fell asleep around 11ish.

I normally stay up until at least 12-1 on Friday nights, or even later.

=/

Went present shopping for my mom. Her burday is Wednesday! =D

We got her an electric carving knife, and I found this cute little duck shaped food scraper thing.

We named it Scratch. =p

After that I tried messing around with the VV video clips and then took a shower before leaving to Ryan's house for the hang out.

Even though I was late I was still the 3rd one there.

Devvy Chan got there first and was playing video games, and Peaches had just arrived.

Andy came and then Sami came next with the crack ballz. THANK YOU SAMI!!

The whole group almost ate all of them in a matter of minutes.

Rayy was the last to arrive and then we all got ready for the snowball fight!

In the end it was Ryan and Andy against us girls.

When us gals took over the fort (Ryan's swing set thing) I claimed with with at stick, and while we were playing, Andy threw a snowball and it hit me right in the chest.

So I took the stick, slid down the slide and chased him around the yard with it. =p

Then we all moved to the deck and attacked Andy and Ryan there.

Heh... while I was coming down to help Devvy Chan I ran at Ryan, slid, and threw a snowball that hit him square in the balls!

XD

He proceeded to chase me around the yard. But then I ran in the house, and we locked him out. =p

After the fight we all got changed and hung out downstairs playing I Never (but with soda) and Truth Or Dare.

Peaches, Sami and I all attacked each other for the last crack ball. =p

That was pretty much it after that. Another very interesting party.

Very. Interesting.

If only you people knew.

=D

Had to wake up early this morning to have breakfast with my grandparents (my dad's parents). Very boring...they took us to McDonalds and when I went to chase JJ into the slide thing this lady yelled at me and said that even though I was short I was too old to play in it...



I'm not that short...

=/

That's about it. Waiting for Cyrus to come and picked me up so we can see Quantum of a Solace. =D

ily.

Holy Crap A Giant Purple Mutant Elephant!

THE DANCE WAS AWESOME!!

But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's go back.

I was planing on waking up at 10:30 yesterday. Well, when I glanced at the clock it looked like it said 10:30...it really said 1:30. I thought my dad died, no joke.

Got up, and cut the lawn in my PJ's, because I'm cool like that.

Shower, and then put on a pair of sweats and a t-shirt and came on here for awhile before heading out to pick up Devvy Chan. She was rushing to get ready, but she looked nice!

Missed Sami's house, but we found it again, we recognized it from the door. Rayy and I agreed that she can't change it because that's the only reason we know it's her house. =p

We were the 1st one's at Sami's. She was dressed up too, and I really loved her hair!

Rayy came next with the Apple Bee's. It smelled yummy.

Peaches and Ryan came next. Peaches had Ryan wear a pink tie to match her dress, and Ryan's hair was also straightened and had a ton of hair spray in it. I told him I was concerned. =p

We ate, then Rayy and I got dressed and Peaches curled Rayy's hair for an hour. She looked nice when it was done. =)

Picture time in Sami's backyard! We stood by her pond and took a group shot then single ones. Sami's dad drove Rayy, Devvy Chan, and me to the dance. He's really nice, we all laughed a lot on the way there.

Ariel found us- sadly, but I delt. Said hellos to her grandma.

Finally the dance started and it was freezing in the gym. I went with Devvy Chan to get a drink then took Ryan to show him where the pixi sticks were. He grabbed like, half the bowl. XD

After our mass sugar consumption it was time to daaaance!

I danced with everyone including Gerber, and Stash. Heh, I slow danced with Gerber. =)

Oh Oh! Remember Mushroom head from my PE class last year?! He was there, and him and a midget kid named Alex were bustin out some moves! I grinded with the midget! XD

We made grinding lines too, it was hilarious. And some guy was lifted up in the air! (like they do at Jewish wedding kinda =p)

Ryan was pimpin. He had Peaches, Rayy, Sami, Devvy Chan, Athena, and me all grind up on him a few times. It was funny. I'm sure he enjoyed the dance. =p

Heh...we all were glittery we looked like we fucked pixies!

Saw Kevin at the dance, he cleans up nice. Zak's siter came but not Zak. It would have been nice to seem him there I guess, but he didn't wanna go so... *shrugs*

After being crazy and dancing from 7:30-10:30 my dad came and picked Devvy Chan and me up. Got home, took a shower, made some Cup-A-Soup, then snacked on some BBQ chips and watched part of the movie Guess Who on TV.

Oh, when I get pic from homecoming I'll post them here.

Now I'm up and it's...

SUPER MEGA DOWNLOAD SUNDAY!!!

=) Lets crank out the jams.

ily.

Touchdown!

School Friday was cool. Physics we did a boring gum chewing experiment. Geometry we had a fire drill so I missed a little bit of it. In PE Zak, Stash, Squirl, Alabert, and I went out to play tennis. There were only 3 rackets left so we switched off. Heh, we were too beastly for the court we hit about 5 tennis balls over the fence. =p

Lunch line actually went fast today. Spanish I got a Snickers for saying the alphabet. History was okay, still gotta remember to take that test. Art was boring. English was fun! Elli, Devvy Chan, Gabby, Andy, Ryan and I all got in a group and put the funniest things on these time period posters. Heh...Andy put 'god save the queen!' but it looked like 'god save the queer' XD

They called down Fall Sports. Golf is a summer sport, so I was all confuzzled as to whether or not I should come down or not. I guess they went with fall since school and golf are at the same time during the fall. I asked Stacy though. =p

I was nervous to go out in front of the ENTIRE school, so I bit my other pinkie nail. Meh.

Golf practice was boring. Argued with coach about the way I putt. I won though so it's cool. =p

Woo hoo! Had so much fun at the Knights Game!

Picked up Devvy Chan and Zak then got there. We sat in our usual seats, and met up with John! Rayy couldn't come =( but she's in Canada! Tell us how it was!!

Areil and Roy weren't there! =D

I looked at the sky during the beginning of the game and said it was gonna pour and guess what, it poured. It got really windy too and the rain was freezing cold!! I took of Zaks jacket got soaked in the end so I took it off. Everyone seemed more enthusiastic when it was raining.

As usual we were crazy. Peaches and Ryan left early because they were cold.

*cough*

We were still crazy. Jason came later, and then JJ came to say hi. ZOMG a bunch of mini-me's followed and filled up the other half of our side of the bleachers!! It was crazy! They kept staring at me- probably cuz I looked like a slut with my bra straps down the way they were. Pssh, oh well. This one group of four kept glaring and whispering and looking at me and Zak. I say they were jealous. ;)

JJ ran off and then Steven couldn't find him and his parents got a little annoyed. I could tell when they drove Devvy Chan and me home. Also, Steven's dad- who is way too straight lace- kept looking at me like I was some demon out of control child.

Maybe I am. =p

Devvy Chan slept over. Mom was sick last night so we stayed upstairs and listened to comedy. It was fun. Woke up, ate brunch, I cut the grass, we attempted to load CSI but dad yelled at us. So, devvy chan typed on my laptop while I did some homework. Got my English stuff done, and part of my Spanish. All that's left is to study a little bit for Spanish, do Geometry, and take that test for history.

fun fun.

Golfed with dad. We didn't keep score. Came home and watched the movie Cast Away. It was sad, I almost cried. =( I liked Wilson too...

Doing nothing tomorrow, and then Monday maybe quick golf lesson and then Carnival with Zak!

ily.

Goin Crazy(er)

This is what the lack of a laptop brings me:

- dozens of unwatched youtube vids
- hundreds of e-mails
-millions of unread and unposted days on blogs
and a partridge in a pear tree.

yeah, feeling really crazy right now.

Ummm...lets see....

Friday no Saturday...no.....Friday- I was right the first time. Zak came over. We watched some TV and hung out in the backyard. Had loads of fun.

Saturday got up, helped dad put in the mailbox, cut the grass, went over to my Grammy's house to help her wash the windows and then golfed with my dad. On the third hole there was this dog and she was so cute and so nice and she actually liked me!! She kissed me and then turned over on the green so I could pet her tummy! ^-^ I think she had puppies recently by the way her nipples were.

Shut up don't laugh at me. I know it sounds wrong.

Today I slept in. Dad left for a golf thing and then JJ and I watched National Treasure 2. I didn't like it. Though it's not like Disney was ever good with sequels.

Helped mom when she shopped at Sam's Club because with her arm she couldn't pick up the heavy stuff like water and Gatorade. By the way she's going to the hand guy again on Monday. We're hoping that her arm cn recover fully.

Found Breaking Dawn there, lunged for it, and could barley keep my head out of it while walking around the store. When I wasn't in the book and helping my mom I noticed people staring at me a lot. I freaked out and asked mom if I had anything on my face and looked at my reflection in anything I could find. Mom says it's because I'm so beautiful. As if.

When we were in the parking lot I saw Ala!!! (spelling? Well, the Muslim god.) Seriously. This guy was decked out in a turban hat thing with a gem in the middle, and in white robes with this huge Dumbledor like beard. He looked awesome!! XD

Got Wendys, unloaded the car, read more of Breaking Dawn, ate pancakes for dinner that mom made (cuz she's awesome like that) and now I'm here still feeling insane.

I think I'm stressing about the big golf tournament tomorrow against Copley. Been in Districts 4 years in a row....they're really good....

Oh, here is the golf schedule: http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=70782d5f0d&realattid=f_fjqck0fv&attid=0.1&disp=inline&view=att&th=11baf2ad167dcbc6

So if you guys want to plan anything there are the days I'm doing stuff. If I have practice it usually only lasts about 3 hours or so.

Definitely not going to be able to finish Breaking Dawn tonight. Too stressed. I'll have something to read on the bus ride tomorrow I guess.

First time playing 18 holes of golf in my life. Coach told us to buy food, I was in charge of the chips. =)

Getting a 'golfers tan' too. I should consider sunblock.

Stressing stressing....need a hug and a good club to the head to knock me out.

Deep breaths now....deep breaths....

ily.