Fuzzy Handcuffs

Better, or worse than rope?

My Grammy and I have the weirdest conversations sometimes.

Don't ask me how we got on the subject, because even I don't remember. =p

Hung out in the library with Cy until lunch then took the history exam.

Some of the questions were repeats. Example:

Hoovervilles were what?

A. Shanty towns.
B. Huge cities.
C. Towns were Hoover was most liked.
D. Batman's secret hideouts.

Then, about 5-9 questions later:

A popular name for a shanty town built by the homeless during the great depression was a:

A. Hooverville.
B. Shack town.
C. Ghost town.
D. 7.

Hey, I'm not complaining, I'm just saying. =p

They had stuff about The Grapes Of Wrath on the test!!

So glad I took US Hist. and read that book!

Already...sort not really...

I READ 4 CHAPTERS!

Out of 30...but who's counting....

=p

Couldn't make my crack ballz today because we didn't have a pound of milk chocolate.

Mom picked up some though...

2 ounces short of a pound, but that's already I'll deal.

Grammy made brownies for me anyways. =p

Dad came home around 2:30-3:00ish.

I was upstairs sleeping.

His surgery went well, better than they thought actually, which is very good to hear.

Emurged from my den around 4:30. Helped set the table, all that jazz. Dad slept through dinner.

JJ and I watched Bones and now I'm here chattin it up with Devvy Chan.

Me: sooo what is little miss Devvy Chan up to?

Dev: milkshake =P

Me: <----- klondike bar

Dev: lol

Me: yeeeah, we rock this dairy treat house =p

Dev: yes we do lol

Don't our convo's rock?

=p

Oh, and you guys know Cyrus was kidding about the whole Madonna being hot thing, right?

Right?!

Right.

Valley Voyages tomorrow!

I'm still very annoyed I forgot the e in the Valley Voyages label....so it says Vally Voyages...

Blah, oh well.

Gonna catch up on my youtube videos and then hit the sack, gotta be up around 8:15-8:30ish tomorrow...

ily.

La Computadora Esta Enfermo

JJ has successfully gotten a Trojan on the computer.

No, not the condom.

Actually, there as a few different viruses on the home computer now, at least that's what the spy sweeper says.

Personally, I think this is much worse than the one he got on it last summer. Anyone remember that?

The Porn-o Vi?

The background turned into a picture of some brunette with big tits, the icons turned into dildos, fuzzy handcuffs and various other sex toys, and every time you would type anything into a search engine porn would come up for the entire search. The ENTIRE search.

I was afraid to turn the sound on in case the computer would stop beeping when something was wrong and moan or something instead.

How did he get this on our computer?

I don't wanna know.

Ah, good times, good times.

Geometry exam today. I think I passed....

Art exam I colored. Bleh. I was tempted to color out of the lines.

I love how doing that seriously pisses some people off. =p

Cy drove me home and I made him and Mom lunch!

Planning on making the crack ballz tomorrow.

Mom and I dunno if we have a pound of milk chocolate, but we're hoping we'll find enough Hershey's bars. =p

Attempted to study a history a bit before putting my computer down and sleeping for 3 1/2 hours.

Cy woke me up.

Thank goodness or I would have never gotten up.

Listening to Melvin on shuffle now. American Pie just came on, I've added it to the playlist. I'm surprised I haven't added it since the beginning.

=/

Also added High School Never Ends by Bowling For Soup.

Mom made my favorite lemon peppered chicken for dinner!

=D

Studied a bit for history, but I'm going to study tomorrow morning since I'll nothing to do for the first half.

Dad is getting surgery tomorrow, so I told my mom I'd wake up early and take the bus so she didn't have to drive me.

Grammy will be picking me up tomorrow, maybe she could make crack ballz with me! =D

Oh, I have officially named my laptop Wendell!

Oh yeeeah.

ily.

Parties, Host Club, and Flexes

Spent most of yesterday working on my history packet on the living room couch. Steven came over and him and JJ went on the computer.

When I went into the computer room to get something I printed out I caught them on youporn.

Yep.

Boys will be boys I guess.

We came to the conclusions that a car is too small to have sex in, and that the girl in the video was ugly.

=p

Don't worry I made them turn it off, we were discussing that after I made them X out.

Went back to finish my packet I heard them gagging and laughing in the room. Turns out they were watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I nearly puked when I saw what was on the screen.

Don't know what 2 Girls 1 Cup is?

Click here to check out a vague description of it on wiki.

Call me crazy but I don't know anyone that can get horny as hell by watching 2 girls do that.

Bleh.

Got a text from Sami yesterday at 4:30ish that she was going to have a movie party thing at 7.

Around 6 my mom wanted to go out to eat since my Dad went to the RV and Boat Show and JJ and Steven were gone.

I was like, mom, it's an hour till Sami's, and she was like oooooooh no, let's go to Mr. Chicken, we'll make it!!

So we go to Mr. Chicken and it turns out they have no food ready.

In the end we made it back and I scarfed down my food, grabbed my bag, and then we went to Sami's.

Party was fun, we watched Tropic Thunder.

Sami gave me the recipe to make the crack ballz so I'm going to try and make a batch this week.

I just hope they turn out somewhat good, can't beat Sami on this.

Went over to Devvy Chan's after that.

We stayed up talking until around 4 and finally went to bed.

We were both sleeping in her twin sized bed...she kept stealing the covers...

=p

Woke up, and we watched Oran High School Host Club and ordered pizza. Jessica came over and we watched some more.

Came home and got caught up on my tweets, blog posties, and youtube videos before heading to golf practice.

Now, Ross, at the lessons he tapes our swings on video so we can see what we're doing right, wrong, and how to improve.

Well, I was helping demonstrate a loose swing and a really up tight swing and when we watched my up tight swing Ross pointed at my arms and was like "WOW YOU ARE RIP!"

xD

Then my Dad and all the other Dad's looked at the monitor and Gina, Megan, Mya, and Jenna got me to flex. =p

Hit my driver well today too, was very excited about that.

Found a ball that said 'Stinky Poo' in magic marker on it. I showed it to Dad and told him that's what he was. =p

Went to Wal Mart and got 2 packs of Oreo's.

One to eat in the car, and another for the crack ballz. =p

When I came home JJ and I were sillies and started singing the Veggie Tales theme song over and over again.

Now I'm up here, chilling and eating Oreo cookies and milk.

=D

ily.

Still Sick

Meh...I went home early today and slept until 1 then had a small bit of lunch. I wonder how much I weigh now..probably lost a lot of weight these past 2 days cuz I only ate one meal. I'll go check.

Mkays I weighed 100 all spring break and now I weigh 95. My mom keeps bugging me to take vitamins, which I really hate doing. No matter what they taste bad and sometimes they give me a weird stomach ache on the bus. Then again that could be cuz I get bus sick easily...

Rawr.

So I didn't get my history home work done in class because yet again one of my friends Brittney didn't have her book. I would have given it to her once I was done but Mr. Cash, my history teacher, was taking points or whatever on people who were doing the packet. Now I have to get that done before first period tomorrow. Sigh...she really kind of needs to get her stuff together...

;khfjdklhfdlkhfdklashfdlkhdsfpiuahd!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan...really ticking me off right now....I hate how he keeps calling my book that i'm writing porn...and calling the romance novels that I read porn....but hey now I say:

I <3 Porn Novels

just to tick him off a bit.

Well I think i'm feeling better now, the only problem is the stuffy nose and every time I get up to walk my head pounds...><

Oh yeah, my Word 07 still isn't working...i even put the disk in again and tried to re-install it. Nothing...

*sigh*

I guess I'll ask a Best Buy dude later...