Monday, February 1, 2010

Nordonia: Just Filled With Words of Wisdom

"What are you doing"
-What do you think I'm doing? Engage your brain for once and you just might figure it out.

"Mrs. Tong, I think I typed in the wrong website..."
-Good for you and thanks for sharing. Wanna cookie?

"Ashley, I didn't know you were in this lunch!"
-Really? So where the fuck was I last Tuesday when you said 'Hi!' to me in the lunch line?

"I'm tiiiired, can we take a breeeeak?"
Maybe if you didn't come to school in your fucking PJs you'd have a bit more energy.

"I didn't know how to do the math homework!"
-Well that's your own damn fault. Maybe if you would quit playing with yourself and take your phone out of your crotch to look up at the overhead every once in a while you would have known how.

"Wow. Could she walk any faster?"
-Um, could you walk any slower? Forgive me that I'm not 'gangster' enough to walk at a snails pace with a big cluster fuck of people blocking the hallway to only then walk into class late complaining that I didn't know how to do the fucking math homework.

"Ashley, what was the homework about? You don't know? Did you do it?"
-No, I actually did do it but I'm just lying to you so I look like a dumbass.

"Duuuuude, you like, almost pulled down my pants when you stepped on the bottom."
-I'm sorry, maybe if you shopped in the right section of the store or bought a fucking belt that wouldn't have happened.

Aren't I just a ray of fucking sunshine today?

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Phooey.

The moon was really big and beautiful yesterday and is ever more beautiful tonight.

Other than that my weekend has been pretty shitty.

Hopefully there is another bright moon tomorrow night.

ily.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Pants On The Ground

Just because they didn't hire you to work at the strip club doesn't mean I want to see your ugly ass either.

Please pull them up!

YA LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WID YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND.

Oh...and I got a off brand toy race car today in Econ.

Can you say win?

=D

ily.

Friday, January 22, 2010

WOW

I haven't blogged in a long time. =x

Haven't really had the time/desire to. Plus the fact that we have 2 shitty computers in the house.

Midterm exams just got done. I hate school so much. XP

But we get to enjoy a looong weekend so I'm happy for that. =)

Now I'm off to draw some doodles to add to Andy's oodles of doodles he's posted up on facebook!

=D

ily.